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About Me

I LIKE PIRATES, STURMINATING, THE LOU GEHRIG JOKE SERIES, STURMINATING, PRO ATHLETES NAMED BRETT, AND DID I MENTION STURMINATING?

My Interests

DIDN'T I ALREADY ANSWER THIS QUESTION IN THE "ABOUT ME" SECTION? I'M NOT JUST THE GUY IN THE NEXT CUBICLE Y'KNOW! DON'T MAKE ME STURMINATE YOU!

I'd like to meet:

MARY LOU RETTON, MIA HAMM, AND BUSTER BLUTH SO THAT I COULD "YELLTALK" TEN MINUTE QUESTIONS AT THEM.

Music:

"DIXIE" - THE AUBREY SOUTH SINGERS; "WHEN YOU'RE HOT YOU'RE HOT" - JERRY REED; "FOOTY" - BADGERS UK; "WE LIKE TO PARTY" - THE VENGA BOYS; "FREE NELSON MANDELA" - THE SPECIALS; "CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE" - VINCE GUARALDI; AND OF COURSE ANYTHING BY WALL OF VOODOO!

Movies:

STAR WARS EPISODES 1-78

Television:

"HELLO LARRY";"THE DAVID HASSELHOFF SMILIN' VARIETY 3/4'S HOUR (THIS TIME NO ORPHANS ARE KILLED)";"RUHHTS" (THE MINI-SERIES);"BANZAI";"THE CHUCK LIDDELL-GUILLOTINES-DREW-ROSENHAUS-JAMBOREE" (WE CAN ONLY HOPE--AM I RIGHT PEOPLE?!);

Books:

SOUTHEBY'S BIG BOOK OF DO-IT-YOURSELF/HOMEMADE PRO PLAYER GEAR COLLECTIBLES

Heroes:

BRETT HULL, BRETT FAVRE, BRETT MICHAELS, GEORGE BRETT, BRETT DANIELS (2003 MAGICIAN OF THE YEAR!), BRIT SPEARS, BRITAIN, BENJAMIN BRATT, DA BRAT AND A SEXY DAVID BECKHAM/GARY COLEMAN HERMAPHRODITE

My Blog

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=HamburgerHellHat

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=HamburgerHellHat
Posted by NOT-NEXT-CUBICLE-BOB-SPORTS-AM-TICKET-RADIO-HUMAN on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 09:46:00 PST

I DO TOO HAVE A MYSPACE PAGE!

DON'T LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY ON THE RADIO.  THIS IS MY PAGE!
Posted by NOT-NEXT-CUBICLE-BOB-SPORTS-AM-TICKET-RADIO-HUMAN on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 11:29:00 PST

REKTUM!

REKTUM.
Posted by NOT-NEXT-CUBICLE-BOB-SPORTS-AM-TICKET-RADIO-HUMAN on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 02:03:00 PST

MERKIN!

MERKIN. 
Posted by NOT-NEXT-CUBICLE-BOB-SPORTS-AM-TICKET-RADIO-HUMAN on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 01:23:00 PST

WIR DEUTSCHE Lieben IRGENDEINEN DAVID HASSELHOFF!

EOM.
Posted by NOT-NEXT-CUBICLE-BOB-SPORTS-AM-TICKET-RADIO-HUMAN on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 05:03:00 PST

Traurige Klavier-Musik. Es ist das Ende der Straße.

WOHLES P1'S. ES Wird Ein GROSSER DURCHLAUF GEWESEN. Ich KANN Nicht IHNEN ERKLÄREN, WIEVIEL Ich MEINE JAHRE HIER AN DER KARTE GENOSSEN Habe. ABER ALLE GUTEN SACHEN MÜSSEN BEENDEN. Ich VERKÜNDE BEDAUER...
Posted by NOT-NEXT-CUBICLE-BOB-SPORTS-AM-TICKET-RADIO-HUMAN on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 11:56:00 PST

FOLLARISE STURMITES UND....

....FOLGEN Sie IHREM SPORT-SACHVERSTÄNDIGEN FÜHRER, WÄHREND ER SPORT-PROBLEME zerfleischt
Posted by NOT-NEXT-CUBICLE-BOB-SPORTS-AM-TICKET-RADIO-HUMAN on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:06:00 PST

GOOD LUCK AT 1190 GRIBBS!!

We'll miss you!
Posted by NOT-NEXT-CUBICLE-BOB-SPORTS-AM-TICKET-RADIO-HUMAN on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 12:18:00 PST

Stars....

So bitter.....ohhhhh so very bitter....
Posted by NOT-NEXT-CUBICLE-BOB-SPORTS-AM-TICKET-RADIO-HUMAN on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 07:02:00 PST

Andy Samberg....

... haßt mich....he verweigerte meinen Freunden Antrag (anders als meine sehr nahen persönlichen Freunde, Kevin Pollacks, Jim Gaffigan und Jon Lovitz)... möglicherweise sollte ich nicht ihn gesendet h...
Posted by NOT-NEXT-CUBICLE-BOB-SPORTS-AM-TICKET-RADIO-HUMAN on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 03:51:00 PST