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Pls, Call Me Koffee

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Well let me start by saying "Welcome" and "Congradulations". There are not many people who can say that they have the pleasure of knowing me!!! Lol.You will not meet another like me Im a very very funny person so, if you can't take a joke then you should delete mE out of your friends. To the rest of you people LETS FUCKING ROCK DUDES AND DUDETTES!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ni Ema
Birthday: July 8th
Birthplace:
Current Location: Oakland
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Jet black
Height: 5ft3
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty baby!
Your Heritage: YOU TELL ME
The Shoes You Wore Today: FERRAGAMO
Your Weakness: INTELLIGENCE
Your Fears: BECOMING A DEPENDENT WOMAN
Your Perfect Pizza: PEPPERONI
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: BUYING A HOUSE
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LMFAO
Thoughts First Waking Up: DAMN! MORNING ALREADY...5 MINS PLEASE
Your Best Physical Feature: ALL OF ME
Your Bedtime: UH...IMA GROWN WOMAN KIDS
Your Most Missed Memory: PLAYING FOOTBALL WITH MY OLDER BROTHER
Pepsi or Coke: UMMMM I DONT LIKE SODA BUT I WOULD HAVE TO SAY COKE ALL THE WAY BABY!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: *SINGING* THE KING
Single or Group Dates: DEPENDS
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: NEITHER ARIZONA
Chocolate or Vanilla: WHAT MEN OR ICE CREAM....LOL
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE
Do you Smoke: *SING* I PLEAD THE 1,2,3,4 FIFTH
Do you Swear: WHAT THE FUCK NO!!!
Do you Sing: YES MI, MIM, MI ..SHIT I JUST BROKE ANOTHER WINDOW
Do you Shower Daily: CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET? SOMETIME TWICE OR THREE TIMES
Have you Been in Love: I AM NOW
Do you want to go to College: ALREADY HERE
Do you want to get Married: YES, ALL HE HAS TO DO IS ASK
Do you belive in yourself: OF COURSE
Do you get Motion Sickness: WHAT IDOT GETS THAT? JK
Do you think you are Attractive: UH.... YEA... AND SMART...YOU SHOULD HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH ME
Are you a Health Freak: OMG... NO
Do you get along with your Parents: YES
Do you like Thunderstorms: SOMETIMES
Do you play an Instrument: YES...THE GUITAR AND I RIDE A MOTORCYCLE...REALLY I DO
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: HUH? WHAT?
In the past month have you Smoked: LMFAO
In the past month have you been on Drugs: WHAT!
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YES... I'VE BEEN BANNED
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO...FAMOUS AMOS BABY...MY FAV
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YES
In the past month have you been on Stage: OF COURSE..WALKING IT OUT ON THE RUNWAY BABY!
In the past month have you been Dumped: NAW...HE LOVES HIS MAMA ...I KNOW HE DOES
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: DOES THE BATH TUB COUNT?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO NEED
Ever been Drunk: OMG....DONT EVEN ASK
Ever been called a Tease: LMFAO
Ever been Beaten up: NO...IM TO CUTE TO FIGHT...BUT DONT GET IT TWISTED ...YOU WOULDNT WANT TO TEST ME
Ever Shoplifted: WHEN I WAS A KID
How do you want to Die: IN THE ARMS OF GOD!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I WILL BE MAJOR FIGURE IN THE WORLD OF BUSINESS
What country would you most like to Visit: ALL OF THEM....
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: IT DOESNT MATTER
Favourite Hair Color: IT DOESNT MATTER
Short or Long Hair: WHATEVER LOOKS GOOD ON THEM
Height: TALLER then me
Weight: FIT
Best Clothing Style: THEIR OWN
Number of Drugs I have taken: DID YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD ANSWER THAT...
Number of CDs I own: OMG ... TO MANY
Number of Piercings: 6
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I DONT...ALL OF MY EXPERIENCES MADE ME THE WOMAN I AM TODAY
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!found this fashion layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments

My Interests

Anything intellectual that will stimulate my mind!

I'd like to meet:

RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS , BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, DALI LAMA , CHE' GUVERA( RIP) A POLITICAN THAT REALLY WANTS TO AND IS GOING TO CHANGE THE WORLD FOR THE BETTER!AND SOMEONE WHO ISN'T GOING TO BREAK MY HEART!

Check this out, it's a cool map of everyone who visits this profile:


Music:

SOUL, SOFT ROCK, OLD SCHOOL Some Rap,a keyz, billy idol,Bruce Springsteen, John Legend gOAPELE, tAMIA,red hot CHILI PEPPERS, bON jOVI,RICH BOY ,VANITY SIX,PRINCE OUTCAST, DON JOHNSON, DADDY YANKEE, PITBULL,WHITNEY(BEFORE CRACK). ALANIS MORRISETTE SHAI, SWV,TOTAL, BEP, EDDIE MURPHY (PARTY ALL THE TIME)ALL BIG HAIR GROUPS!SUBLIME, LIFEHOUSE ,DEFULT, NICKELBACK,

Movies:

The five Heart Beats, Lords of The Ring's the trilogy, Grease 1

Television:

The Shield, CSI, FLAVOR Flavor of Love ...... FLOVOR FLAVVVVVVVVVVVVV!

Books:

Anything by Erick Jerome Dickey, Zane

Heroes:

My Grandmother

My Blog

Individual or human being?

The question of whether or not there is a God or truth or reality, or whatever you like to call it, can never be answered by books, by priests, philosophers or  saviours. Nobody  and nothing...
Posted by Pls, Call Me Koffee on Sat, 05 May 2007 10:37:00 PST

Kings and Queens

A Queen.... She knows when to be humble She's open minded She demands her respect as a woman who is at peace with her mind and soul She knows the difference between a Dime and a Queen She's ...
Posted by Pls, Call Me Koffee on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 11:06:00 PST

Women should!

MAYA ANGELOU'S BEST POEM EVER> > > >>         A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....> enough money within her control to move out>and rent a place of her own even if she &nbs...
Posted by Pls, Call Me Koffee on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 12:47:00 PST

GENOCIDE

WHAT DOES "GENOCIDE" MEAN? This term refers to a well defined crime, the definition of which has been given in an international convention made after the Second World War: the "Convention of Preventio...
Posted by Pls, Call Me Koffee on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 01:58:00 PST

ohhhhh la la Ni Ema!

Find Pleasanton's Sexiest Women, Men And Couples! Ni Ema --[noun]:An aphrodisiac made of cucumbers 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com...
Posted by Pls, Call Me Koffee on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 04:47:00 PST

My Soul

What Your Soul Really Looks Like You are very passionate and quite temperamental. While you can be moody, you always crave comfort.You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagin...
Posted by Pls, Call Me Koffee on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 11:27:00 PST