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SKULL CRUSHER!!!

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

I have been in many different bands over the years. My current project is T.S.S.. Previous endevours include: G.F.Y., the Raging Hard On's, Mothra, Napalm Suck, Chainsaw Surgery, Bigfoot's Dick, Nuclear Whore, What A Bunch Of Crap, Buttfucking The Pope, Lobotomy, Orgy At The Convelescent Home and Coathanger Abortion Clinic.

My Interests

skateboarding, playing bass, playing guitar and sperming

I'd like to meet:

girls who still wear reebok pumps from the 80's

Music:

Motorhead, Gwar, Exploding Hearts, Roky Erickson, Los Crudos, Hot Snakes, Black Flag, The Melvins, Dag Nasty, The Ramones, Asshole Parade, Pixies, D.R.I., Cannibal Corpse, Marked Men, The Faction, A.C.D.C., Phobia, Saccharine Trust, Monster X, Quadiliacha, Angry Samoans,Turbonegro, Spazz, Bad Brains, J.F.A., Charles Bronson, lots of different shit.

Movies:

Sin City, There Will Be Blood, Pulp Fiction, Stoked, Wassup Rockers, Kids, Escape From New York, Bad Boys (1986),The Devil And Daniel Johnston, Rising Son, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, From Dusk Till Dawn, You're Gonna Miss Me, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Cloverfield, Planet Terror, Death Proof, No Country For Old Men, Hostel 1 and 2, Basketball Diaries

Television:

It's Always Sunny In Philadelpia, Simpson's, Lost and Family Guy

Books:

Does porno count?

Heroes:

Hail SATAN!!!!!

My Blog

Living is easy with eyes closed

Big news yesterday. I found out I'm the father of a beautiful and healthy baby boy. Those of you who know me will be just as shocked as I was when I first heard the news. I recieved a phonec...
Posted by SKULL CRUSHER!!! on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:57:00 PST

Fuck all haters!!!

Don't hate Congratulate Now, just sit back and contemplate While I masterbate Onto your dinner plate Aint it fun? Yum. Yum. Real talk 
Posted by SKULL CRUSHER!!! on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 04:15:00 PST

Good times

Things in my life are starting to get a little better. About fucking time if you ask me. I recently moved into a new house on the good side of town. No crackheads knocking on my door i...
Posted by SKULL CRUSHER!!! on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:46:00 PST

Honestly

Shit's gotta get better right. Life seems so fucking repetative as of late. Shower, shave, work, eat, sleep. I wish I was twelve again, when I didn't have a care in the world. This grown up stuff is f...
Posted by SKULL CRUSHER!!! on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:29:00 PST

Jokes and jokes and jokes...spaghetti, spaghetti

A Rabbi, the Pope and a Bhuddist monk walk into a bar. The Bartender says, "What is this a joke"? Hahahahahahapooper Jesus walks into a hotel, lays down three nails and a asks, "Can you put me up for...
Posted by SKULL CRUSHER!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST