Ms Slide: The Pastor of Muppets

About Me

Ms Slide, the real life English Pro-Domme and Mistress of Mindf*ck
Warning: do not watch the free introductory video below if you suffer from epilepsy, or from delusions of adequacy:

As an experienced hypnotist, Ms Slide will alter your mundane little world with a few words of casual suggestion. You may well be startled at the fragile malleability of your mind, body, and - if you happen to have one - your soul, but the experience is guaranteed to be a pleasurable one - for Her, at the very least: sensations can be heightened to levels you will have never thought possible; fetishes can be explored and enhanced to their highest peak of intensity; and you will become nothing but a hapless plaything in Ms Slide's game of neurotorture, bitchcraft and mental manipulation.
The ..wikipedia definitionSafeword is "SAFEWORD". If it is used, the session will end immediately, including threats given during blackmail and financial domination fantasies. Any other pleas for mercy that do not contain the Safeword will be callously ignored.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

For enquiries and incall appointments in the London/Gatwick area, contact [email protected]
Communication and friend requests from anyone under the age of 18 will be ignored.

Heroes:

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Slide
Birthday: 22/12/76
Birthplace: London.
Current Location: Your Worst Nightmares.
Eye Color: Green.
Hair Color: Dark Brown.
Height: 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Rightish.
Your Heritage: Demonic.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Knee-length boots with metal spike heels.
Your Weakness: Weakness? Moi?
Your Fears: Hah!
Your Perfect Pizza: Anything with garlic, unlike most Vamps.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Promotion to actual deity.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Get out of my sight, bitch!"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Who the hell are you?"
Your Best Physical Feature: My enormous green tentacles.
Your Bedtime: Late.
Your Most Missed Memory: Amnesia.
Pepsi or Coke: Well, if you'd ever tried to snort Pepsi...
MacDonalds or Burger King: Sticking pins in my own eyes.
Single or Group Dates: Are we talking orgies?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice tea, definitely.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Darling, there's nothing vanilla in my world.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Aren't they the same thing?
Do you Smoke: I've been known to on occasions.
Do you Swear: Fuck no!
Do you Sing: Like a strangled cat.
Do you Shower Daily: I bathe in milk.
Have you Been in Love: Define love.
Do you want to go to College: Been.
Do you want to get Married: Only if I can get widowed shortly after the ceremony.
Do you belive in yourself: No, I am a figment of your imagination.
Do you get Motion Sickness: If I read at the wheel.
Do you think you are Attractive: Attraction is subjective. Sure, I masturbate...
Are you a Health Freak: I have been called every kind of freak but this.
Do you get along with your Parents: I hatched from an egg in a bungled laboratory experiment.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I thrive on them.
Do you play an Instrument: Your mind.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup.
In the past month have you Smoked: And yup.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I am high on life. And crack.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I don't *do* dates.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I've gone to several mauls...?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: What the arse are Oreos? Is this some weird American thing I'm not familiar with?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: God, no!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Briefly, until removed by security.
In the past month have you been Dumped: I don't get dumped. They'd never leave alive.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In England?!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Your heart. I used a large knife and a crowbar.
Ever been Drunk: Ever been sober?
Ever been called a Tease: I wear the title as a badge of honour.
Ever been Beaten up: I don't get beaten. I beat.
Ever Shoplifted: Not for many years. Except possibly that ram-raid last week. Otherwise no.
How do you want to Die: Oh darling, I'm immortal.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An adult.
What country would you most like to Visit: Neverland. (But not the Michael Jackson one - that would just be creepy)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Cyclopean.
Favourite Hair Color: Balding.
Short or Long Hair: Mullet: best of both worlds.
Height: Inches.
Weight: Some.
Best Clothing Style: Nowt but a blindfold.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Enough to incapacitate you to a manageable level.
Number of CDs I own: They're all mine now. All mine!
Number of Piercings: Fewer before we meet than after.
Number of Tattoos: See above.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regrets? Pah! Well, perhaps one or two of the senseless murders...? No, scrap that, I regret nothing.
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My Blog

New Blog Location

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Links - Ms Slides New Blog

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