Ellen

Say no to the flap hat

Today, whilst trying to explain via email to dear ol' Ayla, who was deep in ponderance in Switzerland, that it isn't our fault that we were lured into a love of Fa'hoon because Autumn/ Winter 2004 was...
Posted by Ellen on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 02:14:00 PST

a blog full of bloggy bloggness

well im bored as all haides whilst im in the middle of downloading the new itunes doovy thats been hindering me getting to finally download "pop that coochie" and the blessed television program that i...
Posted by Ellen on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:00:00 PST

time fillin' dawgz

Some thoughts i had whilst babysitting, well kind of sitting, more so writting down random thoughts: 1. Before i leave Germany im gonna scare that little dog down the road that always waits until im ...
Posted by Ellen on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 07:40:00 PST

AUSTRALIA AUSTRALIA

HEAR YE HEAR YE   I return to Australia in about 17 days, ive been a foriegn weener reduced to "ahh do you speak english?" for the past 7 months, and fecka me, i cant wait to not be foriegn for ...
Posted by Ellen on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 02:57:00 PST

LOST

Today, i estimate, i lost around 70001 brain cells. First, i was eagerly seeking out of delightful snack from the fridge and i seemed to over estimate the space between the cheese/sauce section of th...
Posted by Ellen on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 09:58:00 PST

Pictorial evidence of the finest looking person on earth

A hoy hoy, i was just watching a german mtv special thus night, in devotion to my true love, the Chili Peppers. and i thought to myself "My God Francis, Anthony Kiedis gives me a stiffy" (i realise i ...
Posted by Ellen on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 02:51:00 PST

one blog about a dream and one blog about hate made a baby, it is: this blog

Rightio, first of all, i want to express that today i managed to have myself a grand ol' momento of realisation about what i shall do with myself in the meager lifetime. I have decided that i will wor...
Posted by Ellen on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 04:05:00 PST

THE A-Z OF WHAT GOES ON IN SMELLENS BRAIN

I felt the need to make a list. So then i decided  The R-Miester had a good set up with A-Zs. Mine shall be supported with pictorials, thus making it wicky. THE A-Z OF WHAT GOES ON IN SMELLENS BR...
Posted by Ellen on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 03:28:00 PST

Feck God Damn it!!!!

DAMNATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shakera, shakira or however u spell the wenches name, KILLS ME !!!!! she is the shittest thing on the face of the entertainment world, possibly, she just tainted my alone time ...
Posted by Ellen on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 05:38:00 PST

FuÃx?all, a serious issssuuueeee

Ok, ok, I am about to admit in text something i never thought would even cross my mind:  I am growing rather fond of soccer. What the dickens? Somebody, tell me where the real Ellen has gone?! No...
Posted by Ellen on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:44:00 PST