VoodooMagic23 - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Im 6'6FT about 205Lbs blonde hair blue eyes and i just dont give a fuck and take deep pulls off tha ganga spliff to tha face and you should to.Me and my nuts make a good trio.The only bitch in my life Salem my black pitbull puppy.I hate the Dallas Police cause they killed my friend Taylor Hillis and you should hate them to.I perfer the smell of roses over shit and the company of animals over humans.I enjoy eating mushrooms and talking to trees or getting drunk and rowdy and start a fight or two but i'm usually a nice person.I just moved back to Texas from Hanover Pennsylvania where the pussy is cold,I perfer the south cause here the girls are warm blooded.My favorite exercise is running from the police or sex.I'll be 23 on New years.Most of my friends are in jail so I've learned not to make their mistakes.I don't go to church but I believe in god so go fuck yourself.I believe in aliens and hopefully one day they'll come for me cause sometimes I dont think I'm human.Everytime I look outside I dont know what to do cause I keep on seeing these funny ass niggas that look just like you.Over anyone and everything I love money,can anyone help me,does that make me evil.I had a motorcycle that I was fixing but lost intrest and put 20 inch rims on my 2002 Monte Carlo and ill probably get shot but thats okay cause I believe in Voodoo so ill remain in the spirit relam.I dont like long walks in the park or candle light dinners but when that special girl comes along im sure she'll change that,I dont like gay people but lesbians are cool.I have two tattoos but thats just the beginning.I recently got fired from UPS cause I choked someone I hate,but that guy is a magician cause hes going to disappear.Yall say I'm country.yehah.I can be the most loyal and caring friend you could ever have but when you cross me you'd swear I was Satan himself.Konichewa and sirhonara bitches.I forgot to mention my moms white my dads Mexican and I'm a mut,I dont believe in racism but if you dont like me,fuck you.I'm a fighter not a lover.I got got a sixth sense i make dead people.Viacom diablos to yous putos

My Interests

Smokin,drinkin,and all other forms of ill shit,but my main intrest in life is meeting beatiful females and stayin out of jail,Writing the obituaries of those whom oppose,discharging firearms,dogs pitbulls in particular.Strip clubs especially the one my ex works at.I like to play with the quiji board and talk to my dead friends.See you in hell ill call you long distance.Unloading clips at VNS has always been my favorite cause its all about that 23rd street baby peace 2 all my Lovefield Playas.

I'd like to meet:

Jim Morrison if he were still alive my father(biological father) if i knew him.Al Capone if he were alive.Al Pacino,Robert Dinero.Someone who can truely love me and and sincerly care about me.God and satan.Id like to meet an umpalumpa but id probably rob wiily wonka.A leperchuan so i can steal his gold.The cupachabra and the boogeyman.Freddy Kuger.Tommy Chong.The antichrist.A bad bitch or broad.

Music:

Rap and rock(The Doors)Tool,UGK,Pantera,DMX, I pretty much listen to all kind of shit and it would take to long to list.so fuck it that information is irrelavent

Movies:

Scarface,CarlitosWay,Dead Presidents,Half Baked,Spun,True Romance,Boondock Saints,Donnie Brasco,Fear and loathing in las vegas,Amores Perros,City of God

Television:

Sapranos,Simpsons,Family Guy,Robot Chicken,Aqua Teen Hunger Force,and the Boondocks

Books:

Anything educational and informative with more pictures than words,but I do enjoy a Steven King novel from time to time and high times

Heroes:

Scarface,Che,John Gotti,The real scarface(Al Capone)Lucky Luciano,Tony the tiger,captain crunch,and,Buggs Bunny and Carmen Electra,Mcgruff,smokey the bear,Johnny Cash,Mike Tyson,Bruce lee,Jesse James The cowboy not the one that builds bikes,but hes cool too.Billy the Kid.Daffy duck and Timothy Leary and Cheech and Chong.Anyone whose shot at the cops is a hero n my eyes.