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Alexis can bend spoons with her mind...

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About Me

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I hate this portion....What am I supposed to write? How great and amazing everyone thinks I am. Well blah blah blah I'm soooo hot. Blah blah blah I'm so intelligent. It's all about me me me. (Does this sound familiar). This About me section is designed for ego obsessed retards to brag, and go on and on about themselves. (and who really cares).....Okay, here are the basics: I really have no idea what I'm doing on My Space, but I guess if I met some interesting people , that would be awesome. So I've been told I'm funny. I know that I'm addicted to laughter. I also have a great ass (as well as every thing else of course) ha ha hee hee (sorry folks, I couldn't help myself). So if you think you can make me laugh, lets talk...Otherwise have a nice life.Portland slideshow;.. View Album Get your own

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My Interests

First and foremost My family is very important to me. This is a pic of me and my lil' cousin Maya. She's a mini me... Besides that...Laughing, laughing, and laughing. I also love traveling, photography, stepping on crunchy leaves, splashing in puddles, spooning and forking, and once in a blue moon "sporking," fun BandAids(even when I'm not hurt), flirting, eating great food, being mischievious, watching Animal Planet, wiggling my butt, people watching, sand crabs, giving myself hair do's and hair don'ts, I like FIRE(I'm a bit of a piro maniac). I like making funny faces,I like saying "Nedo", and "Groovy", chapstick, and I'm absolutely obsessed with my dog Lola. Everything she does is so fucking cute. Sorry for the pottymouth.

I'd like to meet:

Guys, Girls, and anyone else who is cool, but doesn't think they're cool. I hate people with big heads. I like people who say YEEEHAWWW!!!!!! (and can get away with it!) I also like it when people spell cool K-E-W-L. I think that's soooo kewl. So, did that just come off as cool? (I meant Kewl)Also, please don't just add me. How can I be your friend when I don't even know you? Here's a clue: Leave me a message if you want to get to get to know me. If I'm interested maybe I'll message you back and so on and so forth. And that's how a friendship works. And for all you other friend obsessed, quantity whore, retards, "let's not waste eachothers precious time."Thanks a mil for letting me vent....

Music:

"Okay, so this is going to be insanely random." Ben Harper, Bob Marley, Jack Johnson, 50 Cent, PRINCE, Pj Harvey, Sigur Ros, MIA, Farside, NERD, Smashing Pumpkins, Bob Dylan, The Doors, Eminem, Tom Petty, Tina Turner, Green Day, Madonna, Easy-E "Gimme that nut", Gold Spot, Erykah Badu, NIN, Jewel, Janet Jackson & her wierd brother too. Sublime, Bjork, Too Short, Sting and the Police, Grateful Dead, Oasis, DeAngelo, Tupac, Bad Religion, Bush, Third Eye Blind, and what ever else rocks!!!Created @ Starboo.com

Long live the King...

Movies:

Everyone lists the same damn movies. I probably like those ones too...img src="http://www.Coshed.com//graphics/tv/movies/movieposter16 2.jpg"

Television:

Old SNL, Family Guy, Rosanne, Animal Planet , Power Puff Girls, Desprate House Wives, Fragel Rock, America's next top model, Howard Stern, Will & Grace, South Park, Emril the Chef, the plastic surgery network, and of course the infamous infomercials.

Books:

Choose your own adventure, and anything Dr. Seuss. I'm a serious intellectual people. So if you can't keep up with me, then "fuck off"

Heroes:

My grandmother, Betty Paige, and my dog, my mom too. Oh, and I want to be just like Jack Nicholson when I grow up!