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Twigg

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm not right in the head. And yes I enjoy every minute of it. I have been blessed with the wonderful disease of insanity. I have what some people call a "demented sense of humor." I guess you will have to talk to me and find out for yourself who I am. I don't know what else to say other than if you don't like me, go fuck yourself. And don't forget to tip yourself when you're done. Thank you come again.

My Interests

Mostly women and cars. But since I have no woman and you guessed it, no car, they are more fantasys than interests. At least I'm honest though. I ain't tryin to lie to make myself seem like something I'm not.

I'd like to meet:

My father. Never really got to know the old cocksucker. I guess he never really cared enough to be involved in his son's life. So why do I want to see him you may be asking yourself? If I knew the answer then I'd probably change my mind. Some questions are better left unanswered I suppose.

Music:

I'm down with the Clown and the Hatchet Man. ICP is the illest and most wicked shit I know of. If you ain't down with the Clown, then step off bitch.

Movies:

They have to have blood, guts, and nudity. That's what it takes to make a great movie for me. If it doesn't have those elements, then I tend to wander off into my own little world where blood, guts, and nudity are an every day occurance. My favorite movies are Brave Heart and Forrest Gump. That's all I have to say about that.

Television:

A waste of time and money. 300 channels and there's still nothing good to watch.

Books:

Never heard of 'em.

Heroes:

My biggest hero is my penis. No matter how many times I make him do push ups in a dark smelly hole until he throws up, he still never neglects his duty to fulfill my need of sexual relief. A 'round of applause for my penis everyone. And men, salute your alter ego and give him a 'round of applause for all his hard work and determination to carry out your sexual gratifications.