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Dharma Inc

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About Me

Short, blue-haired word nerd with Marty Feldman eyes, a video game habit/career, and a solidbody electric guitar addiction. Happily married for 10+. Singer in an 80s cover band (www.fasttimes80s.com).

My Interests

Video games, juggling, NY Knicks, poker, puzzles, just about anything with a guitar in it

I'd like to meet:

my evil twin so I could tell them to knock it off

Music:

Beatles, Van Halen, Webb Wilder, Fountains of Wayne, Barenaked Ladies, just about anything with a guitar in it

Movies:

Back to the Future, Ghostbusters, Fight Club, This Is Spinal Tap, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, That Thing You Do!, just about anything with a guitar in it

Television:

The Colbert Report, The Simpsons, Veronica Mars, Lost, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, just about anything with a guitar in it

Books:

Zen Guitar (Philip Sudo), Trigger Happy (Stephen Poole), Game Over (David Sheff & Andy Eddy), Masquerade (Kit Williams), Seven Long Years Until College (Mary Jane Auch), just about anything with a guitar in it

Heroes:

Douglas Adams, Tom Lehrer, John Lennon, and of course, Green Arrow

My Blog

Crutches haiku

Don't put weight on itThe ankle's sprained, you can't justOW! OW! ow ow ow
Posted by Dharma Inc on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 08:59:00 PST

Going to Boston haiku

Monday through WednesdayThree-day Boston trip for workThank god it's summer
Posted by Dharma Inc on Sat, 19 May 2007 10:35:00 PST

Palette-Swap Ninja haiku

Parody projectJude and Dan making game songsPalette-Swap Ninja
Posted by Dharma Inc on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 11:38:00 PST

Live @ Slim's tonight haiku

Fast Times, live at Slim'sWe go on 9:45Please come see the showhttp://www.slims-sf.com
Posted by Dharma Inc on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 10:43:00 PST

Birthday haiku

Thirty-six is youngI don't care what people sayI'm in denial
Posted by Dharma Inc on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:13:00 PST

Guitar-selling haiku

Taylor T5 get!Now I must sell three guitarsWant one? Contact me
Posted by Dharma Inc on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:59:00 PST

Guilty pleasure haiku

Blasted chord structure!"Photograph" by NickelbackThis year's secret shame
Posted by Dharma Inc on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:47:00 PST

Guitat Hero II haiku

Easy is easyMedium, I can now aceHard feels like Expert
Posted by Dharma Inc on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 01:56:00 PST

Thanksgiving haiku

Football? Not the point.Neither is the turkey spread.Be grateful, pilgrim.
Posted by Dharma Inc on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 12:37:00 PST

Gears of War strategy haiku

Killed RAAM on Hardcore!No luck with sniper rifleTurret for teh win
Posted by Dharma Inc on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 02:49:00 PST