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I like my oatmeal lumpy.

Look at me, I'm skinny. It never stopped me from gettin' busy. I'm a freak. I like the girls with th

About Me

It's been a long time since I've uttered a single word or dropped a line to say hi to some of you, and for that I apologize. I am truly glad to see some of my friends are doing good! To those who don't know me or knew of me and simply forgot (it's all good), my name is Mike. I have a beautiful daughter named Arianna that I love very much, and maintaining a decent standard of living for us is what motivates me to tolerate and endure the negativity that comes my way. Being a parent and working is time consuming (kinda like MySpace); when I'm not at work I'm usually working out (I've gone from weakling to normal looking in almost 4 years, whoopee). I occasionally go out (to play the wall and stay holding a drink of some type in my hand). I'll put more stuff here to bore you good folks later, in the meantime you can read my blogs...peace
Your IQ Is 120
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional
Your General Knowledge is Exceptional A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

My Interests

See: "Good Times" Theme Song...(shame on you if you don't remember this):Good times Any time you meet a payment Good times Any time you need a friend Good times Any time you're out from underNot getting hassled Not getting hustled Keepin' your head above water Making a wave when you canTemporary layoffs Good times Easy credit rip-offs Good times Scratchin' and surviving Good times Hangin' in a chow line Good times Ain't we lucky we got 'em Good times...raising my beautiful daughter, spending time with friends and fam, seeking solace in my sanctuary in solitude, sleeping, gallivanting, listening to music, working out, eating/dining, occasionally getting inebriated.

I'd like to meet:

most people once, again if the vibe is right. ?uestlove, Bobbito, and Dave Chappelle.

Music:

First and foremost I'm a hip-hop head, but if a genre of music has been represented on a DJ Neil Armstrong mix, I'm into it. I love music, and I also love my friends and fam who have influenced my tastes and put me onto different genres, especially my stepfather Alan (Rock/80's Hair Band shit!) and Phil (The Cure, U2, UB40, Depeche Mode)! I'd have to say that Stevie Wonder and Bob Marley are definitely among the best. I'd alphabetically list the artists I have on my iPod, but that would be a very time-consuming task (maybe I'll do that later), so let's just say that my tastes vary from the musicians already mentioned above, to A Tribe Called Quest to OutKast, Little Brother to Slum Village (R.I.P. Jay Dee a.k.a. Jay Dilla), to EPMD and Eric. B and Rakim, to N.W.A. and Too $hort, to E-40 and Ras Kass, to Wu-Tang Clan and Biggie Smalls, Hieroglyphics, Billy Joel, some Fleetwood Mac, Elton John, The Eagles, Eric Clapton, The Police, Erykah Badu, The Roots, Common, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Bell Biv DeVoe and New Edition (New Jack Swing! Alexvanderpoolera! Hip-Hop, Smoothed Out On The RandB Tip With A Pop Feel To It!) haha! Nas, Jay-Z, Xzibit, X-Clan, White Stripes, U.M.C.'s, Doug E. Fresh and Slick Rick, The Roots, Zapp and Roger, Parliament/Funkadelic, Rick James, bitch! Earth, Wind and Fire, The Gap Band, Prince, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Redman, Raphael Saadiq...geez, the list goes on and on

Movies:

Bad Santa, Friday, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, National Lampoon's Vacation, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Coming To America, Do The Right The Thing, Trading Places, Office Space, Pulp Fiction, Napoleon Dynamite, The Big Lebowski, Crash, Half Baked, Training Day, Garden State, The Ladies Man, Pootie Tang, Undercover Brother, Go, Freddy Got Fingered...

Television:

Of course, it goes without saying, the now defunct Chappelle's Show, and The Sopranos...For my old school fam, I know y'all feel me on this: Good Times, Sanford and Son, The Jeffersons, All In The Family, Happy Days, The Brady Bunch, What's Happening, The Cosby Show, Knight Rider, The Muppet Show, Gilligan's Island, Leave It To Beaver, The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air, The Cosby Show, In Living Color, Married With Children, Diff'rent Strokes...i think a reliable indicator of a good TV show is a catchy theme song, don't you agree?

Books:

Hmmm, I've read: The Autobiography Of Malcolm X, A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, various Choose Your Own Adventure books...i'm such a well-read guy! At least I'm not illiterate. I've started (but haven't finished): The 48 Laws Of Power by Robert Greene and Can't Stop Won't Stop by Jeff Chang.

Heroes:

my parents and anyone who has overcome any type of adversity and/or obstacles to achieve a goal

My Blog

9/9/2007: The Jena 6 (Racism is STILL alive & well, folks. Gotta love AmeriKKKa!)

(the following has been compiled from different sources) for those of you who haven't heard...a quick summary:black students in socially segregated high school sat under a tree that only whit...
Posted by I like my oatmeal lumpy. on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 09:25:00 PST

8/30/2007: I DARE you to make me pay for music...

yo, watch this video...it's hella funny*: *funny = jest, as in, "A lot of truth is said in jest"We're all consumers. I'm a consumer. A conspicuous one at that (but that's beside the point)....
Posted by I like my oatmeal lumpy. on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:45:00 PST

8/14/2007: "Please allow me to bump thee" © Humpty Hump

So, I had to bump Charlie Murphy's played out self for my new, uhm, "object of admiration", Christine Gambito. Look up her videos on YouTube (search using Happyslip).Hella funny. That's all I gotsta...
Posted by I like my oatmeal lumpy. on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:09:00 PST

8/8/2007: DC Food

Man, I'm hungry, and I've been jonesin' for some DC food. Not some expensive-ass hoity-toity food, but food that regalah people can afford, and that DC is known for:1) Ben's Chili Bowl - pretty much ...
Posted by I like my oatmeal lumpy. on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 06:21:00 PST

8/8/2007: Charlie Murphy is my new tippity-top MySpace friend!

From time to time, I'll be putting some random-ass muthafucka that I don't even know personally in my number one top MySpace friend spot, for reasons that may or may not be readily apparent.I will con...
Posted by I like my oatmeal lumpy. on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 09:24:00 PST

4/28/2007: No man is an island...

My mom used to always say, "No man is an island..."She would say that in reference to our relatives in the Philippines, explaining that they would need assistance occasionally. Obviously, "No man is a...
Posted by I like my oatmeal lumpy. on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 05:56:00 PST

1/31/2007: selfishness is the root of evil

Selfishness is the root of evil.  Who wouldn't agree with that statement?  I honestly don't think anyone could really argue against that fact. Self-serving narcissists who put their agendas...
Posted by I like my oatmeal lumpy. on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:04:00 PST

12/01/2006: Racism is STILL alive & well, folks. Gotta love AmeriKKKa!

The NYPD might as well start dropping nuclear bombs on melanin-rich neighborhoods. So...some of you may have heard about the murder of Sean Bell, a 23 year-old Black man, on Saturday, November 25th, i...
Posted by I like my oatmeal lumpy. on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:11:00 PST

This is why Little Brother is one of the best...

This is why Little Brother is one of the best... with lines/rhymes like these: "...I think I must've went insaneThinking I was in love, but really in chainsTrapped to this girl through the two-year ol...
Posted by I like my oatmeal lumpy. on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:00:00 PST

Awww shit! I can't wait for Halloween!

Yeah yeah, i know, i know...Halloween is just another pagan holiday...whatever whatever, but check it:  My daughter Arianna is gonna be a chicken for Halloween!  For my Old Navy heads, you m...
Posted by I like my oatmeal lumpy. on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 06:00:00 PST