The usual... death, decay, pestilence, world domination, and renaissance music.
Pod people.
Yes yes..... listen to the hypnotic rythems that say I am a slave. I am also fond of the Mediaeval Baebes, Splashdown, Dead Can Dance, New World Renaissance Band, Radiohead, Loreena Mckennitt, The Cranberries, Vas, Bjork, Yoko Kano, Dowland, Ani Difranco, Delerium, Enya, and Blackalicious.
What? The stupid box? Yes, a perfect medium to carry out a diabolic scheme that will liquify the brains of millions...
Anything from evil spellbooks to notebooks of mad scientiest. If it says doomsday, then I've read it!
The United States Government... truly the most evil force an overlord in training could aspire to.