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Rice & Beans

Hasta La Victoria Siempre!

About Me


My names Jeff & I love my fam, my bass and my music and thats about it, i have a terribly strange sense of humor and tend to see things from the outside of the box (what box? where? im lost)lol to alota people i might seem pretty cocky, but thats cause they dont know the difference between smugness and confidence, i also anylize shit more than people want me to but thats too damn bad for them,

My Interests

daaaah i like music, chyea thats about it man, it is my passion to play, my hobbie to listen and my goal to one day reveal to people what truly quality music is, and yes im well aware of the lack of promise music has career wise, so in case of failure i want to teach history, i have an ever burning hatred for rich people, poloticians and Swedish Fish, uknow those terrible lil candies, anyways i love creating music, and taking it out on the government,

"The Tool of The Trade"
if it were legal ide marry a hammond

I'd like to meet:


George W. Bush

The Man In the Box

And
This Merciless Killer

Moog Synth Rocks!


Thats Far Out Man!

Music:


Pink Floyd, Rush, YES, Dreamtheatre, Miles Davis, Opeth, Spock's Beard, Symphony X, Spooky Tooth, Black Sabbath, Irish Coffee, Frank Zappa, Flying Food Circus, Transatlantic, Mongol, Gentle Giant, Deep Purple, King Krimson, The Guess Who, The Mahavishnu Orchestra, Starcastle, Led Zepplin, Yngwei Malmstien, Herbie Hancock, Johan S. Bach, Focus, Genesis, Primus, Eloy, Bob & the Whole Marley Family, Jethro Tull, Styxx, Steve Vai, Guns&Roses, Gong, E.L.P., Rick Wakeman, The Flower Kings, Anthrax, Camel, Steve Hillage, Gwar, Maggot Feast, Queensryche, Iron Maiden, Jefferson Airplane, Audio Slave, System of a Down, Colonel Claypools Bernie Bucket Of Brains, Steely Dan, Mega Death, Niacin, Metalica, Retardobot 2000, 311, Dog Fashion Disco, Gargamel, Antibalas Afrobeat Orchestra, Joe Satriani, Static X, Ozzy, Probot, The Doors, Gram Parsons, Van Morrison, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Allman Brothers Band, Kansas, Black Crowes, Third Day, Jean Luc Ponty, Jimi Hendrix, Coverdale & Page, Imortal Technique, Vile Feast, Mortification, Slayer, Green Jello, Alice Cooper, Vandergrauf Generator, Ossrick Tentacle, Stanley Clarke, Chic Correa, Palas, George Duke, Madeski Martin & Wood, Time Machine, Mike Oldfield, Souljourn, Goregasm, Black Label Society, Clutch, Grand Funk Railroad, Parlament, Traffic, Alan Parsons Project, Oyster Head, Stratavarius, Pantera, White Zombie, David Gilmore, Angra, Mago De Oz, A.N.I.M.A.L., Neal Morse, The Dixie Dregs, Canned Heat, Asia, Uriah Heep, Simply Autumn, Trunk, Fish Bone, Robert Cray, Phish, Dave Mathews Band, Weather Report, Calamity, Soylent Green, Crosby Stills & Nash, The Who, Supertramp, Vannila Fudge, Hawkwind, Atomic Rooster, Steve Miller Band, Deus Ex Machina, Circus Renz, Clines Mind, Drugonuat, Marvin Gay, Steppin Wolf, Joe Cocker, Arlo Guthrey, Benine, Rage Against the Machine, Queen, , Hiroshima, Rainbow, Elf, Egg, Grinder, Overkill.........and somany more, everything from jazz to funk, metal to Progressive, Psycadelic to Bossa Nova, Classic rock to calypso, as long as its quality music with truly talented musicians

.

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Jacob's Ladder, Life of Brian, Holy Grail, And Now For Something Completely Different, Appocolypse Now, Citizen Cain, The Sleeper, Control Room, Canadian Bacon, Young Frankenstien, Futureworld, The Toxic Avenger, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead, Easy Rider, The Motorcycle Diaries, Silent Movie, Space Balls, Bannanas, Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Led Zep's The Song Remains The Same, Rent, Hair, Rocky Horror, School of Rock, Star Wars, Pink Floyd Live in Pompie, Deliverance, City of God, Troy, Attack of The Killer Tomatoes man theres just too many ta name

If i wach a movie its gonna have to be either a live performance, fuckin hillariouse, incredibly graphic, polliticly satiristic, or just artisticly well made aswell as almost any product of the psycadelia through the 60's and 70's

Television:

Ren and Stimpy, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Old South Park, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Chapel Show, The office, Rocko's Modern Life, The Squid Billy's, umm i think thats about it, i hate sit coms and really try to watch as little of the boob tube as i possibly can

Books:


daaaaah i kinda read alot, Soylent Green, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops, The Jungle, The Bible, Nigger........yes thats a book, The Prince, Confederacy Of Dunces, 2001 A Space Oddesy, 2003 A space Oddesy, The oddesy, The Giver, Hitler's Greece, People Against the Provissional Government, The Soviets of the Masses, Restraint of Beast, In a Sunburnt Counrty, Journey To The Center Of The Earth, The Stand, Of Mice and Men, The Illiad, Brain Droppings, 1984, Bolshevik!, Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy, The Communist Mannifesto, Animal Farm, Napalm & Silly Puddy, Confessions Of A Pawn, The Life And Death of Ernesto Che Guevera, The Bit And The Pendulum, The Universe In A Nutshell, Robinson Crusoe, The Old Man And The Sea, A Brief History in Time, A Limitless Frontier, Lord Of The Rings, Gandhi, Nero, Macbeth, The History of the Electric Guitar,

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, Ernesto Che Guevera, Gary Coleman,
oh yeah, And Me!

hahahaha

My Blog

Child of Love

Come away with me my child of loveBless the soil, praise the skies aboveCome with me and i will show to youThe secrets of the earth that still hold trueCome away with me Oh come away Brighten both our...
Posted by Rice & Beans on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 02:23:00 PST

Hammer Of The Gods

God of fireburns the sacred herbas pools of evil shall submerse the earthGod of evilshows us all to fightto bring humanity unto its blightSenceless actionsof a mighty forcekilling innocense with no r...
Posted by Rice & Beans on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 02:37:00 PST

Atomic Age

Words by: Carlos Alas and Jeff Martinez The dawning of an atomic ageThe results of all thier bloody rageBringing war unlike any wagedThe masses kept clueless in their cage As they sound the horns of w...
Posted by Rice & Beans on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:10:00 PST

Guardians Of The Galaxy

Words by: Carlos Alas and Jeff Martinez Guardians of the galaxyWatchers of the skiesWhy must unjust menBring us to our demise Shed your song of mercySing a song of peaceKill off all our evil waysAnd s...
Posted by Rice & Beans on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:35:00 PST

Woman

Words by: Carlos Alas and Jeff Martinez Love was on my lipsAnd confusion in my headAsking you that questionFearing an answer I would dread Woman you gotta knowWhat you do and what you sayOnly makes me...
Posted by Rice & Beans on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:33:00 PST

BURN!

Forgetting what the prophets toldand buying into lies that are soldas fodder for the awful plandestroying one and all of manu fall in lineto serve thier causeblind to all that they do wrongall to trus...
Posted by Rice & Beans on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:43:00 PST

Nigga Please!

why does rap suck?cause its filled with ignant ass chumpswho glorify thier need for drugs and gunsbitches and hoescars  and clothsmoney is the name of the game and it showsbut truth be toldthier ...
Posted by Rice & Beans on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 08:07:00 PST

I'll miss u sweet leaf!

Dear Mary Jane,    I  have experienced the very best years of my life through ure haze, and i love ya babe, but i think its time we see other people. Uve taken my mind to new heigh...
Posted by Rice & Beans on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 06:37:00 PST

dont need no yayay

 dont need no yayay politicsdont need no yayay politiciansdont need no corrupt monstersfor dem to carry all dey people to helldont need no yayay scientistdont need no yayay adverti...
Posted by Rice & Beans on Sat, 06 May 2006 05:12:00 PST

Cast into Obscurity

cast into obscurityby sensless mediocritywhy cant u see that less is morewhy cant u hear the answersimply knocking at ure doorno one left to see the truthonly the deluded youthwhos freedom will be jeo...
Posted by Rice & Beans on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 01:51:00 PST