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About Me

Oh, hi there. I am the Great Helmsman Mao. I don't usually talk about myself as my second and thirds Liu Shao Ch'i and Chou Enali always speak so much better on my behalf - or I'll kill them. I love to swim, I love ping pong and I love crushing rightist and revisionists. I also like to kill peasants and friends. I don't have much use for my old wife anymore so I also like to raid any acting troupes that hadn't been crushed under the cultural revolution for young ladies to make Mao happy!!! Mao so Happy!!! Mao also likes to play game with other dictators: who can kill the most peasants. Mao wins!!! My policies have killed in excess of 70 million people!!! Mao needed land projects done. Mao's tired, go away or I'll kill you.

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My Interests

I like killing, and torturing, and swimming, and political debasement, and ping pong, and reading and eating and punishing revisionists, and writing and killing again, and stealing weapons secrets and killing Chiang Kai-Sheck and getting back Taiwan - you bastards, and crushing peasants, and killing peasants, and stealing from peasants, and working peasants to death, and persona hygeine

I'd like to meet:

Mao wants to meet world leaders that makes Mao more powerful - stupid world leaders, I'm going to take over the world. Mao also wants to meet beautiful young ladies for some Little Red Book studies - you know what Mao means. Mao also wants to meet fellow revolutionaries - so I can kill you before you kill me.

Music:

NO MUSIC ALLOWED!!! You listen to music, you a revisionist and you die

Movies:

NO MOVIES ALLOWED!!! You watch movie, you a revisionist and you die. Unless MAO in movie and he looks good.

Television:

NO TELEVISION ALLOWED!!! You watch television, you a revisionist and you die

Books:

Only Mao can read books, unless it is my Little Red Book. You can read that. Read anything else and you are revisionist and you die

Heroes:

MAO - you like other heroes, you die. Only MAO is hero.

My Blog

Mao is pleased with his recruits

Mao is pleased that so many new commrades have joined his ranks. May you purge many peasant counter-revolutionaries.
Posted by Mao on Tue, 02 May 2006 08:48:00 PST

I hate those Taiwant Nationalist so much!

How long must Mao put up with this nonsense. I want Taiwan now! You Nationalist bastards will pay for your insolence against Mao!
Posted by Mao on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 08:39:00 PST

Discovery Channel be Damned!!!

Last night there was a documentary on me claiming I was actually some sort of bad man. I'm not the bad man. Revolution requires blood and I simply obliged. Revolution! Revolution! Revolution! Re...
Posted by Mao on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 11:50:00 PST

The Revolution is in dire need of more revolutionaries

Mao has noticed that he does not have enough revolutionaries to carry out all of his communist proliferation projects. If you do not willingly committ yourself to the cause, you will be purged or made...
Posted by Mao on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:42:00 PST

Purging Capitalists

China has too many capitalists. I committ to eliminate all capitalists by the end of April. I believe 4 to 5 million capitalists will have to be eliminated. Mao so happy!...
Posted by Mao on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 03:22:00 PST

China Nuclear Program Progress Reports

China now recognizes the sacrafices of the 4 million peasants that had to die to make Mao's nuclear program a success. Success!!! We can now nuke Taiwan - Chiang Kai-Shek, you die!...
Posted by Mao on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 12:04:00 PST

Communist cooperation report

Today, 3 Million capitalists were purged. 450 Million communists reaffirmed their commitment to the party. There is no revolution like a Mao revolution!!! Long live Me.!...
Posted by Mao on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 02:48:00 PST

Dead peasant count

320,000 dead peasants today. A bit below average. Must make cadres work peasants harder. Need more food for more weapons NOW!!! B/t/w print 2 million more copies of my little red book...
Posted by Mao on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 07:47:00 PST