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Joe

Available for parties, funerals, bar mitzvah's and private engagements.

About Me

I get all my philosophy from bumper stickers and fortune cookies.

My Interests

Continually failing to update my myspace.com profile.

I'd like to meet:

Kurt Vonnegut is dead, so it goes.

Music:

The Beastie Boys, Soundgarden, The Misfits, Weezer, Deftones, The Specials, Radiohead, NOFX, Mos Def, Miles Davis, Cake, Aesop Rock, Death, Bad Religion, Tool, A Tribe Called Quest, The Ramones, Ella Fitzgerald, The Vandals, The Beta Band, Nirvana, Slayer, The Clash, Dead Kennedies, Gorillaz, Stabbing Westward, Mozart, Pantera, The Beatles, The Strokes, Jedi Mind Tricks, Ben Folds Five, Green Day, Pantera, Outkast, The Casualties, The Rolling Stones, Ed Guy, Blackstar, Choking Victim (Leftover Crack), Flogging Molly, John Coltrane, DragonForce Sloppy Seconds, Kool Keith, AC/DC, The Pogues, Ben Folds Five, Duke Ellington, Rancid, Coldplay, Me First and the Gimme Gimme's, U2, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Beck, Skam Impaired, Drama Rama, Lou Reed, Motorhead, The Dropkick Murpheys, The Black Keys, Reverend Horton Heat...

Movies:

Fight Club, Caddieshack, Young Frankenstien, Mystic River, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, The Seven Samurai and anything by Kurosawa, 2001, Full Metal Jacket and anything by Kubrik except Eyes Wide Shut, Animal House, Eternal Sunshine..., Trainspotting, The Royal Tenenbaums, A Fist Full of Dollars, Kill Bill and anything by Tarentino, Cowboy Bebop, Evil Dead 1+2 and A o' D, Road to Perdition, V for Vendetta, Sin City, Being John Malkovich, City of Darkness, Ghostbusters, Near Dark...

Television:

Harvey Birdman, Robot Chicken, Battlestar Galactica, Dave Chappelle, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, lots of the news, mostly BBC. Other than that I don't watch T.V. much. (Most of those shows I own on DVD anyway)

Books:

Guns, Germs, and Steel, A Peoples History of the United States, Cats Cradle, Welcome to the Monkey House, Galapagos, Sirens of Titan, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Fight Club, Choke, Survivor, Lullaby, The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, The Satanic Verses, Fury, White Noise, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, On the Road, Shakespeare, Machiavelli, Catch 22, Closing Time, American Gods, Neverwhere, The Catcher in the Rye, On Walden Pond (and Civil Disobediance)...

Heroes:

Mad Max, end of story.

My Blog

Closing Down

I thought I'd make my first post in a while to tell everyone that I'm going to be deleting my myspace account in 10 days.  As most of you have probably noticed, I never come here anymore, not eve...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 03:19:00 PST

Massive Update (as soon as I get around to it)

Summer has pretty much been rad. I will be posting some updates as soon as I get time. I went to Utah, worked things out with my girl, and started going to therapy. All in all a lot to talk about and ...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 03:09:00 PST

Further Snap Shots From Work

Jeremy is the dispatcher for our Wing.  Tonight he said something kind of silly. Jeremy: Sometimes I wear a cape, I'm so super. Mike: How come I never see your cape then? Jeremy: I take it off wh...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:42:00 PST

Snapshot from work

I truely enjoy my job some days.  The exchange below highlights why. Joe:  Ok guys, our plane is here.  Lets go! Ben: But I just bought this candy bar. Joe: Plane's here, let's go. Ben:...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 02:24:00 PST

Summer Update

So yeah, I don't come to Myspace much anymore, partly because I don't have a working computer anymore and partly because I've been way too busy with the real world to fuck much with the internet. ...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 24 May 2007 12:36:00 PST

Navel Gazing

You've been warned...I don't really know what's wrong with me.  I've never been doing more, going out more, meeting more people, but somehow it still feels like it's not enough.  I'm a prett...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:18:00 PST

It's really fucking cold... (in my house)

I woke up today to a special suprise... my breath misting in the living room. Apparently the furnace broke yesterday and now I have no heat in the middle of an intense cold spell.  I'm wearing li...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 03:26:00 PST

Mr. Beam vs. Mr. Brain

Tonight Mr. Beam is going to have a discussion with Mr. Brain.Mr. Brain is very confused right now.Mr. Beam will try to help Mr. Brain make sense of everything.Mr. Brain doesn't know what to do.Mr. Be...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:32:00 PST

Friday is Burrito Day!

There's this Mexican restaurant on 3rd Street called the "Sante Fe" that I like to eat at.  The food is amazing, ridiculously cheap, and the portions are daunting.  The burritos especially d...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 07:28:00 PST

Sometimes...

Sometimes I wonder why no one ever responds to my emails?
Posted by Joe on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 07:41:00 PST