Hey, how's it goin? You're checkin me out right now. Lookin at that picture in the top left, with maybe some amount of lust in your eyes. You're probably thinking "Hmm, I wonder if he has any pics of his manly abs in there. Maybe I should take a peek!", but you will find no pics of manly abs. No pics of me holding $1,000 while leaning against my car. The truth is, I just don't keep that kind of cash laying around anymore. It was making my mattress way too lumpy.
It really is a tough job being this cool. After a while, you run out of space to put all the bras, panties, and jock straps (hey, I don't judge others) that people throw at you as you walk down the street. Yeah, I walk down the street. What of it? Sometimes you need to walk down there and see what's up...
Ok, if you've made it past that bullshit, here's the real stuff:
At this point in my life, it's important to me that I party, whether that be going to an actual house party or just to a bar, at least once a week. The rest of the time, when I'm alone, I enjoy pondering a variety of things, including, but not limited to, philosophy, physics, biology, and why badass TV shows like Arrested Development get canceled after 3 seasons, yet Reba and According to Jim are still on the air. Are you fucking kidding me?! When will we ever learn, as a society, to start supporting things that we know, deep down, are better than others. I guess the same theory applies to elections too...but I digress.
Lately, I've been on a nature kick. I enjoy kayaking/canoeing on a warm day and would probably be up for anything else like that, as long as it didn't involve killing something. Like many others, I enjoy the Discovery Channel and was in complete awe every minute that I watched the mini-series Planet Earth. You really can't watch that and not realize that, as a species, we have our heads up our collective ass.
