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About Me


Hi I'm Jeff and I live in the small gay town of Bennett. I love music. I play guitar in a band. I'm a pretty cool guy when u get to know me and im very down to earth. Ohh and if you dont know already, I like to party.

My Interests

I love playing guitar, Shooting guns, playing paintball, riding 4-wheelers, Killing people with the chainsaw on Gears of War, video games, computers, hangin out with friends, driving around, tripping out, drinking booze, and all types of ill shit. I have a Jackson DXMG with EMG-HZ Pickups and a Floyd Rose double-locking Tremelo. I use an Ibanez TS-9 Tubescreamer, Boss NS-2 Noise Suppressor, and Fab Metal pedal.Ken Susi, Unearth

I'd like to meet:

Bob Marley, Jim Beam, GG Allin, Mark Morton, Willie Adler, Chris Adler, David Randall Blythe, Jim Beam, Alexi Laiho, Roope Latvala, Howard Jones, Adam Dutkiewicz, Joel Stroetzel, Damien Marley, Jesper Stromblad, Anders Frieden, Michael Amott, Angela Gossow, John Campbell, Dave Chapelle, Dani Filth, Shagrath, and some others. Id like to meet some cool people to just hang out with. People that be theirself and dont try to be what others expect them to be. Because there is nothing cooler then being yourself.I would also like to meet ICP's graves, cause then I will know they are dead, and I will be full of joy. --------------Sam Taylor Oct. 10 2006 Rest In Peace man.--------------

Darrell Lance Abbott, Rest In Peace.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeffery Bordner
Birthday: 3/8/89
Birthplace: Denver
Current Location: Bennett
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde brown
Height: 6'1''
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: irish german
The Shoes You Wore Today: airwalks
Your Weakness: alcohol
Your Fears: car crash
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get healthy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: (Y)
Thoughts First Waking Up: what happened last night?
Your Best Physical Feature: manboobs
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: first concert
Pepsi or Coke: mountain dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: sonic
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: arizona
Chocolate or Vanilla: cocklate?
Cappuccino or Coffee: herbal coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: shit yea
Do you Sing: yeah alot actually
Do you Shower Daily: yea
Have you Been in Love: yea
Do you want to go to College: yea, Ft. Hays
Do you want to get Married: yea eventually
Do you belive in yourself: of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: yea
Are you a Health Freak: nahh
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea
Do you play an Instrument: yea i play the guitar
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fuck that
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: too many times
Ever been called a Tease: yea
Ever been Beaten up: yea
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: old and while im getting a bj
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: something with computers
What country would you most like to Visit: Jamaica
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: doesnt matter
Height: shorter then me
Weight: doesnt matter
Best Clothing Style: whatever
Number of Drugs I have taken: alot
Number of CDs I own: alot
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i regret throwing up at jesses when i was too drunk to get to the toilet

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
[HAVE YOU EVER..]
been kissed.. many times
lied to a friend.. yea
dyed ur hair nope
dressed punk hell no
kissed a girl many times
saw something u didnt want to yeah, rather not bring it up
danced in the rain nope
lied to ur parents yea
went barefoot in the snow yea, never doing that again
played hockey yea, tongue hockey
made ur own clothes no
[IN THE LAST 24 HOURS..]
took a shower yea
gave a dirty look to someone no
cried=( yea, first time in a long time
did a cartwheel no
went to school yea, sadly
shopped nope
danced yea
got sick no
did something u regret no
discovered something new KB is good
[IN SCHOOL YOU...]
run to class because ur always late not really
act perfect hell no
act hyper yea
are a nerd a music nerd
in band?? fuck yeah
[RIGHT NOW UR..]
in ur pjs yea
drinkin no, wish i had some jim or something
listening to music Lamb of God - Again We Rise
watching a movie no
iming someone bill and paul
talkin on the fone no, my brother spells phone like that
eating no
[CLOTHES..]
hot topic or abercrombie and fitch spencers
thongs or briefs boxers?
boxers anyone?!?! yea go boxers
sweatpants or jeans jeans
longsleeved shirts or short sleeve short sleeve
tube tops or tanks niether
[CURRENTLY .. ]
current clothes sweats and shirt
current mood sad
current music Lamb of God
current taste not really sure
current make-up i dont wear make up, only girls and emo kids do
current thing I ought to be doing smoking ganja
[ LAST PERSON .. ]
you hugged Brittney
yelled at parents
IMed. Bill
you touched Brittney
[ EiTHER/0R .. ]
coffee or hot chocolate Hash Brownies
big or little medium
lace or satin hemp
new or old new
vogue or cosmopolitan have no idea what that is
skirt or dress skirt
wool or cotton cotton
[DO YOU..]
put on a "front" have no idea what that means
have a crush on someone yeah, my beautiful girlfriend
if u got a tatoo where wud u get it right bicep or leg
[RANDOM QUESTiONS..]
waht is the online symbol u use the most (Y)
u have a boyfriend or girlfiend yes
who's hotter, Josh Hartnett or Chad Michael Murray fuck that shit, i aint gay
what was the last thing you said shit
who would u want to be stuck in an elevator with Brittney, or lamb of god
do you like stickers yeah
do u play with mad libs wen ur bored no
are you suicidal fuck no
is your window open nope
what was the last pair of shoes you bought Airwalks
do you have a little brother no, older brother
does he draw you cute pictures no, but he gets me wasted!
where do your grandparents live bennett and kentucky
what do you think of when you hear the word click that movie with adam sandler
are you a moron of course
have u ever accidentally sucked something up in the vacuum not that i know of
did you see American Pie 2 no
do you cut yourself fuck no

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!Mark Morton, Lamb of God
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Agent Orange
Your Favorite Target: School-children
Your Kill Count: 130,466,857
Your Battle Cry: "Mutha fuckaaaaaaas!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 15
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $178,398,129,782,128
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 62%

Quiz created with MemeGen !Michael Amott, Arch Enemy

Music:

I listen to alot of Heavy Metal, Death Metal, Reggae, and some Rock. Bands I like are: Lamb of God, Children of Bodom, As I Lay Dying, Slipknot, Arch Enemy, Killswitch Engage, In Flames, Gwar, Devil Driver, Danzig, Cradle of Filth, August Burns Red, All That Remains, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Bloodhound Gang, Bob Marley, H.I.M., CKY, Clutch, Dimmu Borgir, Korn, Mensrea, Ozzy, Pantera, Rammstein, Shadows Fall, Static-X, Stone Sour, Strapping Young Lad, Sublime, The Roadrunner United, Trivium, Tool, Turbonegro, Queens of the Stone Age, Jimmy Hendrix, DragonForce, Scar Symmetry, and Unearth. I also listen to some lighter rock, some rap is good. True rap, Like snoop dogg, Tupac, and public enemyLamb Of God - Wall Of Death (Live)

The Wall of DeathWillie Adler, Lamb of God

Movies:

I like alot of action, comedy, and horror movies. Spaceballs, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Jackass the Movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Predator, Predator 2, Resident Evil, Commando, Last Action Hero, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Mad Max, The Road Warrior, Alien series, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Deuce Bigalo European Jigalo, CKY, CKY 4 Latest and Greatest, Steve-O Out on Bail, Steve-O PCP Saved My Life, Killadelphia, Chaos Ridden Years Stockholm Knockout Live, American History-X, Dont Be a Menace: To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood, Silent Hill, Jackass 2, Scarface, The Professional, Billy Madison, all the Star Wars, Halloween, Caddyshack, all of the Lord of the Rings, Waterworld, Tremors 2, Road Trip, Van Wilder, Signs, Cheech and Chong Up in Smoke, Robocop, The Fast and Furious, Gone in Sixty Seconds, Universial Soldier, and Euro Trip.Fuck ICP, they are gay.

Television:

Seinfeld, Rob and Big.

Books:

Guitar World. Alexi Laiho, Janne Wirman, Henkka Seppala

Heroes:

Alexi Laiho, Mark Morton, Willie Adler, Peter North, and my brother. Alexi Laiho, Children of BodomTake the quiz:
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My Blog

My 10 Favorite Albums

I figured i would post my 10 favorite albums so hopefully others go out an buy them and hear some damn fucking good music. 1. Lamb of God - Sacrament 2. Killswitch Engage - The End of Heartache 3. Ch...
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