Skae

Art. Animation. Religion. Science. Graffiti. Literature. Politics. Physics. Junk. Money. Sex.I am 74% Emo.
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Name: El Skae
Birthday: The Cusp of The Aquarian Goat
Birthplace: The City of Lost Angels
Current Location: N/A
Eye Color: The color of poop (A healthy color of course).
Hair Color: It varies.
Height: I cannot recall, the last time I checked I was getting an ass whoopin by some hobbits.
Right Handed or Left Handed: It depends on what I'm doing.
Your Heritage: I am a human.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Fashionable.
Your Weakness: I'm always strong when I drink.
Your Fears: Drinking.
Your Perfect Pizza: It would be in a shape of a vagina. Then I will eat it. Just cheeses gooin out like cheddar & jack.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'd like to sell my soul to Jesus. Allah already asked but he can't afford it.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I use the telephone.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where's my pipe? Damn you couch!
Your Best Physical Feature: My brain. But my hands always get complemented. I'm ugly inside & out.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I get tired. I'm an insomniac. It's great.
Your Most Missed Memory: All the people that have passed on.
Pepsi or Coke: Super Duper Koscher Vanilla Diet Coca-Cola Classic 1/2 Calorie No Carb. Fuck Viacon.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Does someone have a gun.
Single or Group Dates: Group & then single. Then solo like the big loser I am. I could never score!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Does someone have another gun?
Chocolate or Vanilla: We should genetically engineer something similar to both.
Cappuccino or Coffee: I never need anything to wake up.
Do you Smoke: Only the hard shit like crack. Cigarettes are very harmful for you. Have you not seen all those ads oozing out of the telivision?
Do you Swear: Fuck No!
Do you Sing: Fuck Yes!
Do you Shower Daily: Do not remind me.
Have you Been in Love: That is definately a hard question to answer.
Do you want to go to College: If you pay for me I'll be taught basic arithmetic.
Do you want to get Married: When I'm fifty & she's legal.
Do you belive in yourself: Of course.
Do you get Motion Sickness: I get sick just lookin in the mirror. I know how you feel Mr. Jackson.
Do you think you are Attractive: Fat is beautiful just like Amerikkka.
Are you a Health Freak: After you get botulism those other germs can't step to you.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I would love to get struck by lightning.
Do you play an Instrument: I was a child prodigy with the clarinet. Then in high school I thought it was way too emo.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Try the past night. Wait, I see, um, no.
In the past month have you Smoked: No. Except for weed, meth, & crack. All at the same time. Until the cops started chasing me through the blinds.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No. But I did try peyote, salvia, dmt, lsd, mdma, and did a little bump of ice. I was found in the woods naked & curled in a fetal position a week later.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes. But I Blew it. I went to the woods.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No. But wait, nevermind.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. But I did have a Snickers.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No. But I did eat at a great Indian place here in town.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I never turn off.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, not me. Never.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Almost until I got a boner. What's a guy to do?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just art supplies. God told me it's o.k. & then the bright light was gone. It might of been a UFO.
Ever been Drunk: Yes.
Ever been called a Tease: Sometimes.
Ever been Beaten up: Oh fuck yeah.
Ever Shoplifted: Bras & panties.
How do you want to Die: I'd like to freeze my science so religion can release me at a further date.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A transvestite prostitute in North Hollywood so I can bang a celebrity.
What country would you most like to Visit: I heard North Korea is awesome!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: All.
Favorite Hair Color: All.
Short or Long Hair: All.
Height: Keep that to minimal.
Weight: That too.
Best Clothing Style: A gothic b-boy. With a cowboy hat.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Contact the Information Awareness Agency.
Number of CDs I own: Less than Melissa.
Number of Piercings: I lost those in the slammer.
Number of Tattoos: I got those in the slammer.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Should running from the cops in handcuffs count?

CREATE AN ABORTION! - or - GET PAID TO PROSTITUTE!You Have Been Fooled! The following information about you has been mailed to Sara, [email protected]. Full Name: Skae ([email protected]) Gender: Male Birthdate: 24 January 0078First Crush: Lillyanne Biggest Crush: I do not remember.Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No Boyfriend/girlfriend's Name: I am a stalker. I cannot give that info out. Sorry.Current status of your relationship: I am confusedEver had sex in your life? Yes Porn Sites/Movies: NoHow many times do you masturbate in a week? NeverAre you attracted to an individual of the same sex? NoPreferred Skin Complexion: FairWhat turns you on the most? The buttcheeks bouncin as I have my thumb in her ass, grabbing her left tit by the other, & rabbit fuckin all night. I think that's it.If you could have sex with anyone you wanted who would you choose? Myself I was tricked!