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Shattered

Peace and Love Baby.

About Me

UGH! Why does everybody suck...N is for.... Chuck NorrisChuck Norris eats rocks and shits lightning bolts. One time Chuck Norris was walking around a forest, looking for hippies to use as firewood, when a wild boar suddenly crossed his path. Big mistake. Chuck lifted the boar into the air with his mind, spun him around, and digested him telekinetically. And Chuck wasn't even hungry. If you don't know who Chuck Norris is, he's the world champion in tae kwon do, jujutsu, kickboxing, karate, sumo wrestling, tae bo, pad thai, Street Fighter 2, and he holds a certificate of participation in the national spelling bee. Chuck Norris has no weakness; he is the ultimate fighting machine. One time, a big shot movie producer approached Chuck Norris with a screenplay starring him versus King Kong, Gidorah, Dracula, Satan, Charles Bronson, and that Russian boxer from Rocky 4. The movie was never made though because studios felt that it was too far fetched, since nobody but nobody stands a chance against Chuck Norris. When Chuck found out, he was so furious that the producer had to offer his daughter's virginity to appease him. Chuck accepted the offer and then torched the producer's family intheir sleep. The producer wrote Chuck a "thank you" letter for sparing his life, which Chuck promptly crumpled up and urinated on.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Jeeesuhs = Justin. I already did though. Well, i guess life is complete.Bradley Racconli!!!!!!Free Myspace Cursors

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Music:

I like countrymusic, Yellow Card, The Little Mermaid (soundtrack), Kenny Loggins, Mouling Rouge (sound track), Your So Vain by Carly Simon, .......
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Movies:

Ever After, 5th Element, The Breakfast Club, The Notebook, ......there is more but I can't remember.Chris Farley + Patrick Swayze

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You are Supergirl Supergirl 80% Wonder Woman 80% Spider-Man 70% Green Lantern 65% Catwoman 65% The Flash 60% Robin 50% Hulk 50% Iron Man 50% Superman 30% Batman 15% Lean, muscular and feminine.
Honest and a defender of the innocent.
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Television:

gives me a headache if I watch it for too long.
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Books:

I do know how to read.

Heroes:

King Kong
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My Blog

Another Quote from: Life of a Short Lived Hippy

I tried getting a dog.  I was driven by the thought that if I got a dog the loneliness would subside and I'd be happy again.  I'd devote all my time to him and he'd make me happy and I'd mak...
Posted by Shattered on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 03:27:00 PST

Quote From: Life of a Short Lived Hippy (written by Hayley)

I miss being 18 years old.  I miss being completely unprepared and slightly terrified.  I miss having no job or prospects but a million friends which meant everything.  I miss acting li...
Posted by Shattered on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 03:23:00 PST

May you never rest in peace

You are leaving me. After all we have been through you have decided to leave me in this world of hate. How is someone supposed to live in a world starving for violence. This is ridiculous. You t...
Posted by Shattered on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I Said That I Loved You

I said that I loved you I said that I loved you I should've listened! Something said that it wasn't meant to last. And then that day came true. I didn't know how to feel. Didn't you want th...
Posted by Shattered on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Okay, this is open for Criticism

gee wiz. being right is hurtful. It hurt me and Him and my bad additude towards what happened affected others. He ended up liking another. How fucking gay is that. I am not quite as sore as I was. My ...
Posted by Shattered on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the newest of the Hims

You are driving me crazy. I have the horrible feeling this is not going to work out. You call me while you are with others when you are supposed to be with me. I call you and you are always with an...
Posted by Shattered on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The last time I cried (finished)

*yawn* I'm f-ing exhausted and I'm starving. The people I'm babysitting for are so rich which makes everything a lot easier YES!!! free food shit their kitchen gives me the creeps it is comple...
Posted by Shattered on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Let's just Run Away together (maybe the third girl too)

I see you and my heart thuds maybe it's a sign you should not pound my butt not funny take off your shirt no why? because I like this shirt say it 3x more you are leaving and it hurts me cu...
Posted by Shattered on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'M GETTING MARRIED!!!!

YOUR INVITED!!! Come and join us during this day of celebration. We celebrate the uniting of Siri Miller and Hayley Neumeyer.(Siri is the groom) Send gifts to them and lots of money too. They ...
Posted by Shattered on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

falling in love

I loved him more than the moon and the sun, more than the stars and the clouds, more than I should. I can not be loved in return though because he will not let himself. he brought me to his "humble ...
Posted by Shattered on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST