I'm a TOTAL romantic: I love candle-lit walks on the beach and late-night conversations where nobody shares their feelings. Turn ons: plastic surgery, insecurities, egomaniacal morons. Turn offs: brainiacs, overly intellectual types, weird artsy types, people who R not reel lol.
My Ideal Evening: paying a cover charge and/or waiting in line to go to a bar where they serve drinks like Rum & Diet Coke in red keg cups; hopefully the DJ will be playing at least 2 songs from "Back In Black," two songs from "Slippery When Wet" and I'll get elbowed in the neck by a dude with a kamikaze shooter in his hand as he hop-dances to "Walkin' On Sunshine." Acceptable alternatives include any place where I must scream to be heard.
A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS:
getting caught in the wind but shrugging it off because I know how to be spontaneous; the first moment when you trade in your one year-old dog for a brand new puppy; playing video games on my cell phone with the BEEP volume cranked (esp. on the subway)
