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Jack

It's amazing what a little brain damage will do for your credibility.

About Me

I'm into loud, well-orchestrated hate music. I have recently been made singer for Denver local band Downtied (www.myspace.com/downtied -- check in for show info., various other shenanigans), so life is pretty awesome right now. I would go into detail about my 9-5 job, so you could feign interest, but let's not kid ourselves, eh? Nobody is really interested in anybody else's work. Most people aren't even interested in their OWN work, but it affords us the exploits and hedonism of the weekend, so we go anyway.

My Interests

Griping, bitching, pissing, moaning, slandering, name-dropping, wallowing, seething, self-gratifying.

I'd like to meet:

David Carradine. I'm pretty sure he knows everything that anyone would want to know. That's why I must destroy him.

Music:

Opeth, Tool, Lamb of God, DevilDriver, Chimaira, Slip-kuh-fucking-not, Pantero, the Deftones, Nothingface, Unearth, Hatebreed, Mudvayne, Sevendoosky, 40 Below Summer, Alice in Chains, Machinehead, Killswitch Engage, Dry Kill Logic, Ransom, Soundgarden, Audioslave, Stone Temple Pilots, Dire Straits, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Dave Matthews, Velvet Revolver, 311, Nora Jones, Snot, Team Sleep, and a select few others.

Movies:

Christopher Nolan, Quentin Tarantino, David Fincher... prob'ly some others.

Television:

So I was watching TV the other day...... So I was in my cell the other day..... So I was lying in my coffin the other day.... Who am I kidding? The Simpsons (prior to recent years) kick ass, South Park is awesome, and David Letterman is the man. Any talk show host who belittles his guests and just seethes with that kind of self-loathing is a hero in my book.

Books:

The Great Shark Hunt, Songs of the Doomed, East of Eden, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Watership Down, Ficciones... Jesus, I've got a short memory.

Heroes:

Maynard James Keenan, Chino Moreno, Scott Weiland, Hunter S. Thompson, Chris Cornell.... you, for reading this boring, mundane info. all the way to the bottom.

My Blog

Sexy singles that want to date ME!

Alright,  I certainly won't be the first to point this out, but I think we can safely put the whole "hot chick who wants to be your friend but is really an advertisement for an adult website" tro...
Posted by Jack on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 08:54:00 PST

Jason Highly Recommends...

Alright, since I'm a pretty negative person overall, and since I seem to spend most of my time decrying the shallowness and superficiality of what I see in popular culture, I've decided to throw a cur...
Posted by Jack on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:07:00 PST

Michael Moore and the Death of American Politics

Somebody sent me this in an e-mail.  It's a letter from Michael Moore to President Bush.  The original post, I think, was on AnitaRoddick.com.   Read for yourself:   Dear Mr. Pr...
Posted by Jack on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:04:00 PST

Cool HST Quote

(Anything you quote from Hunter S. Thompson can be considered "Religion and Philosophy".  Not the most applicable title, but it's the only one that's close.) I'm almost done reading "The Great Sh...
Posted by Jack on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:47:00 PST