What've I been up to lately? About 5'9", normally. Although during the Blood Moon, sometime last week, it was viciously rumored that I'm 6'2". My inner child is furiously engaged in a systematic campaign to deny this preposterous slander as we speak.
I TRULY believe in: free speech - not censorship; acceptance - not condemnation (although tolerance will do in a pinch); faith - not religion; the orgasm - not the embargo; education - not ignorance (and hell, FREE education while we're at it); the Yin AND the Yang; passion, drums, and love.
I'm all for civil rights, personal responsibility, real life, fantasy, revolution, healing, dreaming, screaming, and scheming. I PASSIONATELY HATE the American culture of Victimhood that, among other things, allows fat people to sue fast food joints, Presidents who bankrupt America for a resource we shouldn't be using anyway, bad tv (which is most of it, frankly), and enforced clothing unless absolutely necessary.
I think all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary decent people in this country are fed up with being told that they're sick and tired. I'm certainly not. And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.
oh yeah -- and Weird Al is at least a major demigod. So whenever you feel yourself sliding down into that pool of existential angst and you can't grasp the Meaning Of It All, just ponder to yourself:
Control for smilers can't be bought. The solar garlic starts to rot. Was it for this my life I sought? Maybe so and maybe not...
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