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About Me

Anti-scenester chameleon. Rusty idealist. Pretentious guttersnipe. Grouch.NEW "MUSIC" PROJECT - Impulsive electronic molestations done without the aid of technical knowledge and/or talent! Albeit certainly a "work in progress" (i.e., don't expect too much right off the bat), EfeXorXr provides low-rent shock therapy for the drooling, unmedicated sicko in you.

SEE ALSO my improv/noise/guitar-drone project site: Solip/Schism AND the old, somewhat embarrassing, first-take bedroom demos of: Brooklyn Solipsist SocietyFINALLY, you can chug a Pabst and break your own bones to the soothing chaos-punk sounds of: The AstroBastardsMore noise (made under different and everchanging names) to come in the future.

My Interests

A fire in the face. A hurricane in the ears. Oceans in the eyes. And dirt, mire and grime in the heart. Good friends with whom to share a drink and an existential conversation. Transcendent social moments. Freedom from the tyranny of time. A hearty shot of whisky and a cold beer back. Words. Music. Noises. Electricity.

Some of my other cheap internet sanctuaries include:

EfeXorXr

Brooklyn Solipsist Society

Solip/Schism

The AstroBastards

And sometimes I take photos, which you can find at Flickr Grimages

I'd like to meet:

Punks, freaks, art-damaged nutcases, nihilists and other non-hippies in San Francisco (or anywhere else).

Music:

Punk, no wave, industrial, noise, breakcore, experimental, psychobilly, indie-spazz, folknoir, bebop, whatever. A million freak nobodies, plus recognizable pillars such as: Foetus, Swans, Gogol Bordello, Pogues, Cop Shoot Cop, Coil, Einstuerzende Neubauten, The Birthday Party, The Ex, Black Flag, Minor Threat, Fugazi, The Germs, The Stooges, Dead Kennedys, Cramps, Lydia Lunch, Firewater, Diamanda Galas, Swingin' Utters, The Briefs, Tom Waits, John Coltrane, Geraldine Fibbers, Skinny Puppy, SPK, Nurse With Wound, 16 Horsepower, Woven Hand, Babyland, Chrome Cranks, Sweep the Leg Johnny, Throbbing Gristle, Joy Division, Miles Davis, Black Heart Procession, Phylr, Amon Tobin, Test Dept., Controlled Bleeding, Dog Faced Hermans, Front 242, Dead Voices on Air, Dead Can Dance, Scared of Chaka, The Reatards, Pussy Galore, Dead and Gone, Pleasure Forever, Dirty Three, Kill Me Tomorrow, Lustmord, Laibach, Killing Joke, Billie Holiday, Duane Peters, Speedy J, Groovie Ghoulies, Polysics, Glenn Branca, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Tribes of Neurot, Download, Lab Report, Moe! Staiano, Morphine, Come, Thalia Zedek, Red Expendables, Contortions, Rev. Horton Heat, Hot Snakes, The Plot to Blow Up the Eiffel Tower, James Plotkin, Pain Teens, Imminent Starvation, Iszoloscope, Nitzer Ebb, Crass, The Gits, The Weirdos, The Queers, Hank Williams (I and III), Zodiac Killers, Wolf Eyes, and so on and so on.**RECENT SPINS**: Endif - "Meta"; Monolith - "Labyrinth"; Two Ton Boa - "Parasiticide"; Boredoms - "Wow 2"; Mouthus; Foetus - "Damp"; This Moment In Black History - "It Takes a Nation of Assholes to Hold Us Back"; etc.

Movies:

**RECENT VIEWS**: "Nightwatch"..."Daywatch"..."Where the Sidewalk Ends" (no, it's not a Shel Silverstein movie)..."D.O.A."..."Goodbye, South, Goodbye"..."Wicked City"...Botch live DVD...

Television:

Nope. I finally broke down and bought a 15-year-old mini-TV from Salvation Army, but I only watch VHS and DVD stuff I find at the library, since I can't get TV reception in The Pisshole, a/k/a, my apartment at the bottom of a Tenderloin air well.

Books:

The usual cynical and beautiful bastards: Hank Bukowski, Hubert Selby Jr., John Fante, Dan Fante, Georges Bataille, Dashiell Hammett, Hunter S. Thompson, Feral House, Creation Books, Steve Aylett, Henry Miller, Kathy Acker, David Wojnarowicz, Steven Jesse Bernstein, Steve Abee, Angela Carter, H.P. Lovecraft, Jack Kerouac, L.F. Celine, etc.
**RECENT READS**: James Howard Kunstler - "The Geography of Nowhere"; etc.And hands down the best book title of the past 5 years has to be Nick Flynn's "Another Bullshit Night in Suck City."

Heroes:

The unbowed and the unbroken. The dedicated and the insane. The ones who hear voices and ignore the bullhorn of leaden authority. Stubborn psychos who write poetry. Drunks with their tongues in the volcano. Religious defectors. Dirty angels. Escapees.

And so on.

My Blog

Lloyd Dobler was right!

As the Dobler Philosophy (laid out in the film Say Anything) proclaims: "Start out depressed and everything is sort of a pleasant surprise." Turns out that is entirely accurate. The New York Times rep...
Posted by | J | G | X | on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 04:18:00 PST

Music snobbery explained in simple diagram

This really sums things up nicely:JG
Posted by | J | G | X | on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 03:33:00 PST

Nothing tastes better than wikiality

Actual menu from a restaurant in China:Now all I need is a dessert of Flickr a la mode and I'll be sated.JG...
Posted by | J | G | X | on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 03:24:00 PST

Misanthropy, Murder, Meat Pies: Finally, a Musical Production that Suits My Disposition

I just returned from an advance preview screening of Tim Burton's "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street." Although I generally dislike musicals, I am now confident that every musical can be ...
Posted by | J | G | X | on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:10:00 PST

Er...your window is now open, sir!

Never let it be said that I don't achieve what I set out to do. I may not use the "proper" methods to achieve those goals, but dammit! I will get what I want!Take, for example, what just happened this...
Posted by | J | G | X | on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:47:00 PST

Album cover art  the great scam

As a fan of semi-obscure abstract/avant-garde/noise music, one gets used to the idea of not finding music, well, used. Many of your favorite albums are rarities and imports. The audience is small and ...
Posted by | J | G | X | on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 01:20:00 PST

Proof that time moves in reverse when you’re waiting for a bus

In a mood of the greatest optimism, I went to catch a bus last night. According to the bus schedule, it was supposed to arrive at the stop near my house at 10:53 pm. So I go out at 10:50.The electroni...
Posted by | J | G | X | on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 10:37:00 PST

Wanted: P/T employment. Severe restrictions apply.

So...I now have a job. I work about 31 hours a week. I'd work more, but the corporate overlords won't allow it. Which means that I work just enough to be pretty damn busy, but not enough that I qualif...
Posted by | J | G | X | on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 10:54:00 PST

Here? Yes, I guess I’m still here. Wherever that may be...

I guess it's been a while since I've posted a blog entry. To my loyal readers (all two of you and the cat who accidentally hit the wrong computer button), I apologize. I've been busy working. And when...
Posted by | J | G | X | on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:19:00 PST

Toothless Whores: The Sad (But True) Cliche

So...I was actually propositioned by a toothless Tenderloin whore the other day. Yes, they actually exist. She was toothless AND using a cane and hobbled up to me. Her come-on line: "Hey, honey, wanna...
Posted by | J | G | X | on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:45:00 PST