Cousin Bob - ProfilesArchive

About Me

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

My Interests

PDCs, live music, arguing politics with conservatives, showing off my useless trivia prowess and Minnesota sports.

I'd like to meet:

The dickless redneck that ripped the Obama '08 bumper sticker off of my ride.

Music:

Dillinger Four, Ramones, The Clash, Turbonegro, Descendents, Alkaline Trio, Holy Ghostriders, The Hold Steady, Riverboat Gamblers, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, Rolling Stones, Pantera, 80s-mid 90s Rap. Pretty much anything except for modern country and techno. For the record, Toby Keith, Trace Adkins, and Big and Rich should not avoid the "clap".

Movies:

Caddyshack, Anchorman, Happy Gilmore, GoodFellas, Godfather I&II, Saving Private Ryan, Scent of a Woman, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, Tommy Boy, Stand By Me, Outside Providence, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, The Big Lebowski, and Fletch to name a few.

Television:

Rescue Me, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, South Park, The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Books:

Mainly nonfiction. By the way, am I the only person on myspace who didn't read the DaVinci Code?

Heroes:

My parents, Kirby Puckett.