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LJ

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About Me

I am still the same crazy guy that most remember, but without the herbal non-guidance that destroyed a greater percentage of my brain! I live up in Elk River now with my girlfriend and son, and new baby daughter Keylee. She was born .. 12 fun filled hours of labor (thank god for drugs)! I've graduated Technical school with an ass. degree in IT, and I'm doing well as a systems engineer in Coon Rapids near northtown. I'm here to find some of the people that I used to know that I still carry with me every day. If you're one of those people, drop a line, I can't wait to hear what you have been up to!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jon Helland
Birthday: January 31st, 1981
Birthplace: Grand Forks, NoDak
Current Location: Elk River, MN
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Hair.......yeah, I have some!
Height: midget olympics
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: white boy
The Shoes You Wore Today: docs
Your Weakness: Lienenkugels Honey Weiss
Your Fears: animals with sharp teeth and an appetite
Your Perfect Pizza: just the crust and the sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: live and learn
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: GFY
Thoughts First Waking Up: I'm tired!
Your Best Physical Feature: just don't know
Your Bedtime: usually before midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: Isanti County
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: how about beer? That quenches thirst!
Chocolate or Vanilla: twist
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffeestrong and black
Do you Smoke: a few a week don't hurt
Do you Swear: No f*cking way
Do you Sing: only when no one can hear
Do you Shower Daily: yep
Have you Been in Love: yep
Do you want to go to College: nope, been there/done that
Do you want to get Married: yep
Do you belive in yourself: oh yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: when I was a kid
Do you think you are Attractive: in the dark, I am the sexiest man alive!
Are you a Health Freak: been on a diet for 2 years!
Do you get along with your Parents: drinking buddies
Do you like Thunderstorms: very much!
Do you play an Instrument: the gee-tar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: In the past couple days...........yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: Uh huh.......a few a week
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no.......I left Mary Jane years ago
In the past month have you gone on a Date: of course!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not in the last couple of years
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never
In the past month have you been on Stage: ummm.nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, in a commited re-lay-shun-ship
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i wish I could say yes.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a garbage can, but I put it back
Ever been Drunk: no way!
Ever been called a Tease: hell no.
Ever been Beaten up: sure, who hasn't !
Ever Shoplifted: lots when I was a wee lad
How do you want to Die: remembered
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: wise
What country would you most like to Visit: went to Brazil...........whew, that was a trip!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: shorty
Weight: healthy!
Best Clothing Style: IN
Number of Drugs I have taken: what are drugs?
Number of CDs I own: don't matter
Number of Piercings: don't matter
Number of Tattoos: 1 or 2 or 3 or 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: smoking so much EPOD (reverse that)
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Background from flickr user

My Interests

Family, Friends, Music, and good old fashion bullsh!tting!
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I'd like to meet:

The man who snuffed the rooster C*R*I*K*E*YAND

Music:


Movies:

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Television:

I have 2 HD TV's in my home, and I love watching the Vikes or any NFL team play in High Def! ..

Books:

I read shirts!

Heroes:

My son Ryan, 6, whom has taught me patience better than I ever thought I'd know.......and my girlfriend Krisi, whom has taught me to never settle for the basic model, with no sunroof, power locks, or heated seats!

My Blog

FREAKING HILARIOUS!

ok, if you haven't seen this, you are about to laugh hard! Make sure you turn the volume up, and wait to hear the noises this chick makes when she falls.....still laughing! http://youtube.com/watch?v...
Posted by LJ on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 10:49:00 PST

The Class of 99 rules!

Just thought everyone should know that the class of '99 were the coolest people to ever graduate from Cambridge, and we're accepting that award right now. Here is our trophy! Accepting the trophy on o...
Posted by LJ on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:14:00 PST

If I had 100 million dollars.. ... ...

If I won 100 million dollars tomorrow..... (i friggin' wish)     What kind of car would you buy? Where in the country would you move to? What kind of house would you buy? Would you give your...
Posted by LJ on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 12:42:00 PST

....one of those days....

...have you ever had one of those days that are bad from the start? One of those days that you don't want to get out of bed. One of those days that you decide you don't need to take a shower, eat brea...
Posted by LJ on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 09:28:00 PST

Another damn Survey!

1. What do you say most when you're trying NOT to curse?dangit!2. Do You Own An Ipod?Just bought a nano!3. What Person On Your Top 8 Do You Talk To The Most?I try to even them all out so there are no ...
Posted by LJ on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 03:03:00 PST

...The first time!!!!!

1. Who was your first prom date?OMG....Katie Adolphson.....but I ended up w/ Chesla.2. Do you still talk to your first love?Mary Jane? Nope, haven't seen that bitch in about 4 years!3. What was your f...
Posted by LJ on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:20:00 PST

The Rules of Calling Shotgun!

SHOTGUN RULES:Ever have the problem of catching a ride with someone whose car doesn't have much of a back seat?At times like these, it is important to know the rules of calling shotgun.Never again wil...
Posted by LJ on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:34:00 PST

I'm taking the girl survey!

01.) What's worse - Physical or Mental cheating?Don't make me get Physical!!!02.) Is it easier to forgive or forget?Both are pretty easy, since I forgot what I ate yesterday for lunch!03.) Can men and...
Posted by LJ on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:19:00 PST

Keylee Alexa Helland

Born on 11/12/06 to Proud parents Jon&Krisi 7 lbs 4 oz 21 inches long Check out the pics on myspace!
Posted by LJ on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 05:27:00 PST

You're gonna love this!

Try out the urban dictionary @ www.urbandictionary.com I promise you won't be disappointed. Find the newest and latest slang!
Posted by LJ on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 05:21:00 PST