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About Me

life is a puzzling thing for me but i keep on doing it in hopes that it will one day make sense. and really, it's those moments i'm not thinking and just feeling that make it all worth while. mainly, every time i fuck a guitar. yes, i have intercourse with guitars. myspace.com/abovethelawmusic = dominick cali and me came up with this crazy idea to start a record label. so we're doing what we can to put that into action and one day, it'll be rolling like a snowball. i believe this is true because him and i know that being misserable old men that aren't still involved in what they're passionate about is the absolute last thing either of us want out of life.myspace.com/hardlyworkin = the band i play in right now. if i wasn't doing that, i'd probably be doing something less satisfying. this is the only place on earth where i feel my penis is a decent size.myspace.com/dearestfae = i used to scream for this band. it was fun. we played with a lot of huge acts and had a few good years. r.i.p.

My Interests

comics. music. blunts. babes. reality. imagination. talking about religion but not being religious. getting so deep into the concept of infinity that i feel dizzy and light headed.

I'd like to meet:

people that do the right thing for the wrong reasons. anyone who has their sexual organs attached to music. people who are self aware and able to listen openly to new ideas. i like meeting people who love fugazi or comics. if they love both, there's a chance they're actually just me and i'm talking to myself in the third person.

Music:

fugazi. the beatles. nofx. refused. q and not u. band of bees. coalesce. valiant thorr. CCR. billy joel. nirvana. the locust. all things jazz. the police. candiria. outkast. botch. minor threat. the sword. the fiery furnaces. the black keys. the dillinger escape plan. deftones. me first and the gimme gimmes. the vandals. anything pretty, upbeat, or insane.

Movies:

anything you could see a nerd watching. anything where a car explodes the second something touches it.

Television:

when it's bear season, i'll watch tv again. or when the put looney tunes back on air.

Books:

dreams from my father by barack obama (read this and learn why he's a worthy candidate!) lies and the lying liars who tell them by al franken. the dark knight returns, the dark knight strikes again and batman: year one by frank miller. harry potter. mostly comics.

Heroes:

spider-man. batman. george carlin. bill murray. this bum i met named rich when i was a freshman. anyone who hasn't sold out at this point. the best teacher i had that was fired for messing around with a student. al franken. if the spirit of punk rock was one entity, they would be my hero.

My Blog

soooo, there's an igloo in our back yard.

anyone want to play in our igloo?
Posted by koon-bot on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:45:00 PST

i'd say something ridiculous but i'd rather just say the bears

i've had a pretty great weekend. it's started a bit shakey because we left the show we set up for silly reasons. but i still got to see me homegirls and houseboys and we came back to our place to danc...
Posted by koon-bot on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 07:19:00 PST

i need a dog in my life

i hate big words. is this because i can't understand them or because the basic meaning is lost in being overly specific? i've always liked redheads and black chicks. they are the foxy diamonds in the...
Posted by koon-bot on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 10:48:00 PST

random object

i created a term years ago.. Infinate reality expansion pack. i love it. i'm not a big fan of the idea that i will ever be married. if it ever happens, it must happen within like the next two weeks. ...
Posted by koon-bot on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 10:48:00 PST

when chicks finger themselves with long nails in pornos i cringe

weddings are always very happy. i couldn't imagine a bad wedding unless there were some. no. no bad weddings. we're playing a show at the mutiny (western and fullerton) on the 28th of july. i'm anxio...
Posted by koon-bot on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 11:31:00 PST

always

if i was batman, pia would be robin, scott would be commisioner gordon, brett would be nightwing, ron would be alfred and carl would be a perfect combo of every villian. the search for meaning never ...
Posted by koon-bot on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:34:00 PST

poem about jazz

when people don't dig jazz, they dig a big hole for themselves to be unhappy in. jazz is the ultimate. jazz.
Posted by koon-bot on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 10:46:00 PST

solid shit vs. whiskey shit

1. if you're begging for money and claiming to be homeless (god bless) but you're wearing clean clothes, you're a drug addicted liar. no homeless person wears bleach white shirts. if you're in a ...
Posted by koon-bot on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 11:44:00 PST

i always wipe more than once

knowledge is so general these days it's impossible to be entirely non-conformist. pretty much the fact that you go to bed and wake up makes you a conformist. the thing i'm least proud to be conforming...
Posted by koon-bot on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 08:25:00 PST

i didn't jerk it for 5 days. then i blew the mother load.

i can't seem to fall asleep in a comfortable position.  i like hard alcohol more and more each day. it just seems like the right thing to do if you worship and the church of rock and roll. i ca...
Posted by koon-bot on Wed, 31 May 2006 10:37:00 PST