I AM WHAT I AM AND I DO WHAT I DO... PUFF MAD LA, CATCH WRECK WIT MY CREW.
SCORPIO
Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at you
and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog-whimpering
drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if
you have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to
savor in itself, and not as a personality-altering tool - though if
depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally,
they're fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and
dizzying flirts. They also remember everything-especially what you did
when you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.CURRENT EVENTS:
