I once rode a tank, and held a general's rank.
My greatest achievement is defeating Harry Potter in a fist fight (he was almost 13 at the time).
If I was a mythological creature, I would be an imp.
Crushing peasant rebellions.
Destroying orphans' dreams.
Laughing manically.
That sexy guy on American Idol who looked just like me.
Glam Rock. (it's awesome)
Public access (because it speaks to me like no other channel)
Nick Pitera