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Captain Liberious

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About Me

Phleb
Name: Christopher Robert Coles
Birthdate: 17/06/91
Birthplace: Stirling
Current Location: My house in Oulton
Eye Color: Grey/blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5"7 or something
Weight: 8.5 or some crazy ass shizzle like that
Piercings: i did have my ear pierced once upon a time
Tatoos: devil on my willy
Overused Phraze: "yeah man yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
FAVORITES
Food: i'd prefer not to. i'd like to photosynthesise.
Candy: is an american word and not entirely sure what it covers.
Number: 67
Color: green/orange (cant decide)
Animal: elephant!!!!!
Drink: beer
Alcohol Drink: beer/whisky/port
Bagel: i don't understand
Letter: meh
Body Part on Opposite sex: eyes, probably
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: neither
McDonalds or BurgerKing: neither
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberries are the SEX!!!!!
Hot tea or Ice tea: there's nothing better than a hot cup of earl grey and a spliff.
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate, because it tastes like chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: tis a secret
Kiss or Hug: a kiss, for sure.
Dog or Cat: cat
Rap or Punk: ha!
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny
Love or Money: love
YOUR...
Bedtime:
Most Missed Memory: before i was 13, really. those were good days.
First Thought Waking Up: is this really real???
Goal for this year: survive
Best Friends: bryan sykes, the relph brothers, sam cingelis.
Weakness: pot, music, and certain women.
Fears: fear.
Heritage: english, scottish, irish and french, i am ashamed to admit
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: indeed
Ever Smoked: indeed
Pot: indeed
Ever been Drunk: indeed
Ever been beaten up: indeed, but a very long time ago
Ever beaten someone up: indeed, but a very long time ago
Ever Skinny Dipped: indeed
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: brown
Favorite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long: long
Height: meh
Style: meh
Looks or Personality: personality, but both would be nice
Hot or Cute eh...dunno
Drugs and Alcohol: hell yeah!!!!!!!
Muscular or Really Skinny: meh.
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 79
What country do you want to Visit: italy and india. they're the sex, apparently.
How do you want to Die: by my own hand when i'm 78
Been to the Mall Lately:
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah man yeah!!!!!!
Get along with your Parents: most of the time (with my mum anyway)
Health Freak: hahahaahahahahaha....NO
Do you think your Attractive: hahahahahahahahahaha...NO
Believe in Yourself: hahahahahahahahahahaha....NO - sometimes - NO
Want to go to College: i'm going, but i don't want to really
Do you Smoke: yah
Do you Drink: yah
Shower Daily: i try
Been in Love: really not sure
Do you Sing: i try to
Want to get Married: no
Do you want Children: no
Have your future kids names planned out:
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: yesterday would've been nice
Hate anyone: no. i am full of LOVE and nothing but EVOL!!!!!!!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests

Music and forests

I'd like to meet:

The guy at number seven.

Music:

is really good

Movies:

Withnail and I, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Donnie Darko, Labyrinth!!!! Eh...Pulp Fiction... I really can't think of any more because I really can't be arsed thinking at all right now.

Television:

It's a 'Naiko'.

Books:

Yes, I've lots

Heroes:

Captain Beefheart
adopt your own virtual pet!

My Blog

Alkali

Sallow indignity not worth the pound,She takes a leave for foreign grounds;Taking trust as faking dust,And nailing sorrow with the rest. A pleasing return in centred guise,Another bolt-of-lightning ey...
Posted by Captain Liberious on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:39:00 PST

Blind Follower

I've got a swollen creature attached to my leg,Not supposing the guilt that I'm scraping the dregs;Inspiration is failing as knowledge is gained,And catching my dreams has left me utterly drained.How ...
Posted by Captain Liberious on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 09:06:00 PST

The Shark

Half and half to my terror awake,'My reeling around and helpless shake'Rotten rememberance for darling place,And gentle persuasion for kinder face.Gasping and convulsing on Fate afloat,Tearing, then ...
Posted by Captain Liberious on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 09:12:00 PST

grelken

trepedant interruptions of logical dismay. rechargeable doorsockets, a smithe turner of fine quality, and no less abolution than the average housefly is subject to invent. nihilism, such a work of w...
Posted by Captain Liberious on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 03:54:00 PST

this one'll make sense to all you bastarding pill-bugs out there

One pill makes you largerAnd one pill makes you small,And the ones that mother gives youDon't do anything at all.Go ask AliceWhen she's ten feet tall.And if you go chasing rabbitsAnd you know you're g...
Posted by Captain Liberious on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 05:59:00 PST

fantastic

And I've just realised you can make a can of beer last times longer than you normally could when you know that there isn't ten more cans to go.  I've had this can forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Posted by Captain Liberious on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 12:54:00 PST

ah

"I have of late, wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth, and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory. This most excellen...
Posted by Captain Liberious on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 12:47:00 PST

flatulance is a virtue, you know

Here we are, writing another blog.  Its only because I don't have any motivation to make music and I've done my writing and painting for the day.  I'm writing a story abo...
Posted by Captain Liberious on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 11:49:00 PST

grg

 I just read on a can of carrot and cumin soup; Hob; Empty contents into a saucepan and warm gently until heated through.  Do not boil as this will impair flavour. I find this quite ironic a...
Posted by Captain Liberious on Fri, 25 May 2007 01:03:00 PST

wah!

Hahahaha!! guess who got a quarter on friday!?!!??!?!!!!!ojdidjf
Posted by Captain Liberious on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:56:00 PST