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All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
--Homer Simpson
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
--Ernest Hemingway
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
--Dean Martin
Why is American beer served cold? So you can distinguish it from urine.
--David Moulton
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
--Frank Sinatra
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
--William Butler Yeats
Remember I before E, except in Budweiser.
To some its a six-pack, to me it's a support Group
Scotch - Because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white wine.