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About Me

I probably smell of cheese because I like eating it. I am currently forming a religeon called Deppism. All followers must recognize Johnny Depp as God. Anyone who believes Pirates of the Caribbean films are among his finest works will be exiled for the greater good. One day I will be as cool as Vince Noir, then my work on this planet will be done, & I'll be sent to heaven, where Johnny will be waiting for me with a pint of rose, & a large brie.

My Interests

Music, clothes, cats, the colour pink, all things arty, eating, drinking, sleeping, walking, talking, living & loving. Did I mention I love cheese?

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Music:

Garbage, The Bluetones, We Are Scientists, Patrick Wolf, Arcade Fire, Suzanne Vega, Regina Spektor, Dirty Pretty Things, The Gossip, Howling Bells, No Doubt,Arctic Monkeys, The maccabees, The Libertines, The Kinks, The kooks, Yeah yeah yeahs,CSS, Razorlight, Massive Attack, The Long Blondes, Tori Amos, Moloko, Morcheeba, Sheryl Crow, Pulp, Radiohead, The Cure, Red Hot chilli Peppers, NIN, Pj harvey, Nirvana, Queen Adreena, Bjork, Blondie, Patti Smith, Hard-fi, Rage against the Machine, Jamie T, Skunk Anansie, Bat for Lashes.. Aaarrgh!.. To my disgrace, I'm only just discovering the joys of The Beatles, Janis Joplin, Bob Dylan, Jimi Hendrix & other such musical forbearers. And I love dancin to breakbeats & drum n bass... and I've just discovered Pilots of the Sixth who are fuckin wicked!- check em out!

Movies:

Edward Scissorhands. Then everything with Johnny Depp in coz he's a legend, & loads of great films that everyone else lists & I can't be fuckin arsed.

Television:

I love great comedy: The Mighty Boosh & The Office are my faves. My name is Earl & anything with Rob Brydon or Russell Brand in em. And my dear friend Sir Gregory. He should have his own show. Cheesy murder for relaxation: Columbo & CSI. Propa bo.

Books:

'The Damage Done' by Warren Fellows. Amazing.

Heroes:

VINCE NOIR!!!

My Blog

What a marvellous trip to London, even if we did forget to play some pool.

There were once two lovely young ladies, who decided to take a trip to the big City. An art festival known as Frieze was going to be on, & thanks to their fine upbringing, these two bright young t...
Posted by Fairymuff on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 03:32:00 PST

"Muma's Bitchin"

Problem with the tragic chicken, got too much lychee to be lickin. Shaven pussy's pulsating fruit. Legless on tequilla, VOMIT! What a beaut. volatile vitalite puncturing my brain, basking in the horn ...
Posted by Fairymuff on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 05:53:00 PST