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Mr. Borden

I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd wi

About Me

I'm 5'8, brown hair, blue eyes (I'm famous for them apparently), and an average build. I love to party (ask any of my friends), probably too much. I like beer, red wine (so take you white and fuck off), gin, and redbull and jagers. Besides partying, I love electronic music, technology and computers (no, I'm not a computer geek, I take pride in my social life thank you). Anything else, you'll have to ask.

My Interests

80's music, acid jazz, action movies, alphabetical order (organizing period), architecture, asian culture, beer, black tie events, boardgames, candles, champagne, chess, chick flicks, coffee, comedies, computers, cooking, costume parties, cruise ships, current events, electronica, Everquest 2, interior design, Ireland, family, fashion, foreign films, geography, GQ, green tea, Guinness, ham egg and cheese breakfast sandwiches, history, home theaters, hot showers, house music, independent films, jokes, Ketel One and cranberry, MMORPGs, money, monopoly, networking, news, obsessive-compulsive disorders, politically incorrect, politics, Prada, rain, random knowledge, random movie knowledge, Red Bull, red wine, shopping, solitaire, Sony, story telling, sunsets, sushi, swimming, Tanqueray and tonics, tea, technology, tennis, tetris, the feeling of a first kiss, the word fuck, theme parks, thrillers, thunderstorms, trip hop, trance, tuxedos, vacations, Xbox 360

I'd like to meet:

What happened to women like Audrey Hepburn?

Music:

Aha, Air, Audioslave, B-52's, Chicago, Chopin, Corinne Bailey Rae, Daft Punk, Danny Howells, Dave Seaman, Death Cab for Cutie, Deep Dish, Depeche Mode, Dido, Duran Duran, Elton John, Enya, Frank Sinatra, Garbage, Gnarls Barkley, Gorillaz, HARD-Fi, Harry Connick Jr., Huey Lewis and the News, Interpol, James Lavelle, John Digweed, Journey, Kosheen, Leftfield, Madonna, Massive Attack, Metallica, Moby, New Order, Nick Warren, Nickleback, Our Lady Peace, Paul Oakenfold, Paul Van Dyk, Pete Tong, Portishead, Radiohead, Radioslave, Sarah Mclachlan, Sasha, Seb Fontaine, Sigur Rós, Simple Minds, Smashing Pumpkins, Sneaker Pimps, Sting, Stone Temple Pilots, Tears for Fears, The Chemical Brothers, The Crystal Method, The Fray, The Killers, The Police, The Postal Service, Thievery Corporation, U2, Underworld, Zero 7

Movies:

300, A History of Violence, American Gangster, American History X, Atonement, Batman Begins, Before Sunrise, Being John Malkovich, Big Fish, Blood Diamond, Braveheart, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Broken Flowers, Caddyshack, Casablanca, Catch Me If You Can, Children of Men, City of God, Closer, Crash, Desperado, Devil's Advocate, Doctor Zhivago, Dodgeball, Don't be a Menace to South Central While Drinking your Juice in the Hood, Duck Tales the Movie, El Mariachi, Elizabeth, Falling Down, Fat Man and Little Boy, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Four Rooms, Godfather 1-3, Goodfellas, Grosse Pointe Blank, Groundhog Day, Harry Potter, High Fidelity, Hotel Rwanda, I Heart Huckabees, I Love Your Work, Jarhead, Jerry Maguire, Juno, King Kong, Kingpin, Kinsey, Kiss the Girls, Labrynth, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, London, Lord of War, Lost in Translation, Love Actually, Magnolia, Man on Fire, Manhattan Murder Mystery, Match Point, Meet Joe Black, Memento, Memoirs of a Geisha, Metroland, Metropolitan, Monster's Inc., Monty Python &; The Holy Grail, Munich, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, No Country for Old Men, Office Space, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Pan's Labyrinth, Patton, Platoon, Primal Fear, Project X, Pulp Fiction, Pushing Tin, Ravenous, Requiem for a Dream, Reservior Dogs, Road to Perdition, Saving Private Ryan, Saw 1-2, Scarface, Scrooged, Serendipity, Seven, Shogun, Sideways, Sin City, Snatch, Spaceballs, Spiderman 1-2, Star Wars 1-6, Syriana, Thank You For Smoking, The Aviator, The Boondock Saints, The Breakfast Club, The Departed, The Joy Luck Club, The Last Days of Disco, The Last King of Scotland, The Last Samurai, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Lord of the Rings, The Passion of the Christ , The Royal Tenenbaums, The Secret of My Success, Tommy Boy, True Romance, War Games, Wall Street, Wonderland, Wuthering Heights

Television:

Big Love, Dexter, Discovery Channel, Duck Tales, Emeril Live, Entourage, Flip This House, History Channel, In Treatment, Lost, Rome, (old) Saturday Night Live, Six Feet Under, South Park, The Family Guy, The O'Reilly Factor, The Sopranos, The Tudors, The Riches, Trading Spaces, Who Wants to be a Millionaire

Books:

Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man, Maus I &; II, Patriot Games, Schindler's List, Shogun, The Art of War, The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, Unfit for Command, Unlimited Access: An FBI Agent Inside the Clinton White House, Who's Looking Out for You?

Heroes:

My mother Pam, and my father John. My sister Martina, my grandparents Al and June and Cecilia. My amazing friends Jim, George, Angela and Sarah. You guys have always been there for me, during my highest of highs and lowest of lows.

My Blog

Douchebags (edited with url to video at bottom)

Here's a little comedy relief for all the locals.  You've all seen them.  You all know who they are.  But, they just don't quite get it.  1. douchebag   n. fr. "douche", fr. French, fr. Itali...
Posted by Mr. Borden on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:55:00 PST

Facebook

For those interested, I'm on facebook now.  Just look me up, Nicholas Borden.  (Of course, if you didn't already know my name, shame on you)
Posted by Mr. Borden on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:38:00 PST

New cartoon

I've decided to get back into flash animations in my spare time.  I'm going to start producing a Short Flash Cartoon.  The show will revolve around all the people I know.  The only thin...
Posted by Mr. Borden on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:54:00 PST

Take my quiz! (Updated)

Decided to use a different site. Click the button on the left that says "Take This Quiz".  http://www.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=0 70612141551-381995&...
Posted by Mr. Borden on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 08:59:00 PST

Passed

Quick up date for those interested.  I passed the exam.  I'm now a Licensed Real Estate Salesperson.  So now it's off to racking up some points and trying to get the Broker's class and ...
Posted by Mr. Borden on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:36:00 PST

I love being creative

I was sitting around bored and decided, hey, I'm in the mood for sushi and sashimi.  So, I ran over to the Asian Food Market and picked up pretty much enough supplies for an entire restaurant and...
Posted by Mr. Borden on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:05:00 PST

Lots to read... for me

So today was my first class for my real estate salesperson license.  A bit of a long day, 9-5:30 today and for the next 5 days.  Felt very much like law school and I guess it will tomor...
Posted by Mr. Borden on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 04:32:00 PST

Weekend wrap up and Oscar picks.

As some of you know, I've been quite busy the past few months with remodeling my old office, remodeling my house and starting my "contracting" comapany aka "flipping".  It was pleasent to&nb...
Posted by Mr. Borden on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 08:07:00 PST

Soundtrack of my life... appearently... ???

Haha... some good tunes here and some funny ones at that. How they apply to anything is beyond me.1. Put your music player on shuffle.2. Press forward for each question.3. Use the song title as the an...
Posted by Mr. Borden on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 04:57:00 PST

Good morning, perfect time of day to go fuck yourself!

What the fuck is up with everyone never replying to me?  The past week and a half, every message I've sent out, not one person has responded to me.  Ok, maybe one or two but, that's out of l...
Posted by Mr. Borden on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:18:00 PST