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Tim

I am in fact, magically delicious...

About Me

I'm cooler than your buddy John but not as cool as your Auntie Beatrice. That bitch is crazy cool .

My Space or Yours? Myspace Layouts and more at myspaceoryours.net!

My Interests

I have many.

I'd like to meet:

Bono, Bill Maher, and any other lovers, freethinkers, and poets out there. Oh yeah, Jesus too. Not the real one, that would be scary. I just want to meet the guy who played him on Broadway...

Music:

Artic Monkeys, British Sea Power, Clash, Damien Rice, Everything But The Girl, Feeder, Garbage, Hum, Interpol, Joy Division, Kraftwerk, Leonard Cohen, Massive Attack, Nine Inch Nails, Oasis, Pulp, Q-Tip, Rusted Root, Stone Roses, Thirteen Senses, U2, Verve, White Stripes, XTC, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Zepplin, (Yes, I know I cheated)I love tons of music, I figured listing some bands this way would save me the trouble of coming up with every band who ever meant something to me, while giving a fairly representitive sample of what I listen to. No, each band listed is not my favorite that starts with that letter. Yes, I left out a few genres (especially hip-hop which I love). Anyway, I'll probably change this list often.

Television:

Mostly just the Boston Red Sox and the English Premier League. Aside from those I love the Daily Show, Family Guy, and Robot Chicken. Anything on HBO is usually brilliant. The Wire is the greatest show in the history of television.

Books:

Waste of trees if you ask me. Haha just kidding. I mean seriously, they make great fuel too. :-) Actually, it might be easier to list the books I dont like, seeing as how I love a ridiculous amount of books...

Heroes:

That Verizon Wireless guy. He's a testament to assholes everywhere. It really is a miracle someone hasn't capped his ass yet. Jared from Subway commercials is a hero too. I would actually like to see both of them square off in a death match. You know, so we can see who the bigger hero is.

My Blog

I'm a random gentle sex master

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Posted by Tim on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:54:00 PST

I'm just kidding...

It's gonna take some time to get this MySpace thing up and going.  Until then I've just put up some goofy satrical answers.  For all of you who have been bugging me to get on this thing for&...
Posted by Tim on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 02:17:00 PST