Righteous sombrero sportin smurfs, European street crossing experts and Thai pimps unite in Bert's realm, sometimes in a confrontational manner. From time to time, their faces fall off in unison.Bert started making beats after he bought himself some old broken vestax tables 3 years ago. Now hes added a few other broken devices to his collection like the microkorg, novation k-station, and roland mc 505. As well as other nifty dust collectors. Not to mention, he's stoked on pumice and miniature autobiographies of himself.