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About Me

Try to keep in mind that I am an ordinary human being, despite my celebrity status.Idon't suffer from insanity, I just enjoy every minute of it. Am just like a CANDY BAR: half SWEET and half NUTS. I usually keep men on their knees that's why I always end up looking at an empty space.A distance so brutally far. I consider my mind as my greatest asset which I am afraid of at the same time--eeriely psychic n' too active/crazy/creative 4 my own good. I'm Irresistable. Witty(Witteh) down-to-the-line n' incorribly infectious. Yes I am:)) Sarcasm is my middle name. Karma is my twin. Contentment is my ultimate goal. Lost grip of reality in the privacy of my own mind.It can't get any better than this. Spunk, Individuality, Independence, Strength, Glorious..can you handle it?! BETTER THAN WHAT THOSE HOME TV SHOPPING HAS TO OFFER.HEHEYou'll love my complexities: I'm the Liberated Conservative, the Fashionable Geek, the young 85 year old and the (----- ) but demure chick ( I'll let you fill in the blank : p )VENI, VIDI, NATES, CALCE, CONCIDI ---I CAME, I SAW, I KICKED ASS As my personality changes with my mood and pretty much whatever here will be misleading. Does that mean im like, psycho? WOAH! MAYBE I AMYou really should be scared. At least I'm warning you. I'm not precisely saneNO TRESPASSING..VIOLATORS WOULD BE SHOT... SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN! : )

My Interests

Enjoying and watching "OTHER SPECIES", RANDOM ACTS OF WEIRDNESS, IDIOTIC MONOLOGUES, THINKING ALOUD,PASSION FOR FASHION,PERFORM MIND TRICKS,ROLE PLAYING,CONSUMED BY IRRELEVANT MATTERS,FLIRTING FROM A DISTANCE, LET OTHER PEOPLE CRINGE IN EMBARRASSMENT, EXOTIC DANCING, WALKING THROUGH FIRE, CRYSTAL BALL/PSYCHIC FORTUNE TELLER AURA, TAKING PRISONERS UNDER UNFAIR CONDITIONS.

I'd like to meet:

People who would not question my authority, my commitment and my inherent craziness. If in case I meet a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? I'll Exchange him.Someone who will bring a new meaning to the word"EDIBLE" Someone who can be my INFLATABLE Boyfriend (so I can just inflate or deflate him anytime)Candle without a flame, unseen, unheard, unloved (darn I should do community work..LOL)Hearts are wild,intoxicated ,knows-no-bounds,untamable,brave,ready-to- make the right move, game playing, ready to let go, intuitive psychic-fortune teller,smells good, a keeper I-don't-even-know-you-but-I-love-you-creatureSomeone with high status enough to bring me more attention - but not so great that they'll upstage me.Aggressive and confident enough to butt heads with me every so often.Drifting from one hell to the next.I don't always have to be the ALPHA DOGPEOPLE SMARTer, FUNNIer,CRAZIer.STRONGer, anyhing ending in -er or better yet in -est.

Music:

TEASIN N PLEASIN..SONGS IN MY HEAD WHENEVER AM TRAPPED IN BORING PLACES

Movies:

BED OF ROSES, REALITY BITES, THE SWEETEST THING,ONLY YOU, MIRROR HAS TWO FACES, A KNIGHTS TALE, MURDER IN THE FIRST.A SUCKER FOR JOHN WOO AND QUENTIN FLICKS

Television:

24,CSI, ALIAS, JUST SHOOT ME, NICK TV, SATC,ANYTHING ON ETC

Books:

STOP WALKING ON EGGSHELLS, PORN AGAIN, CHICKEN POX FOR THE SOUL, HOW TO FIX THE MOST ANNOYING THINGS IN YOUR LIFE did you just realized that I am an allegedly famous author : P

Heroes:

DREAM ON!!!

My Blog

what the&^%$.@$!(

I will never admit it. I have noble reasons, but they stem from selfishness. I will never admit that the sound of veins tearing open and ribs collapsing are louder than the human traffi...
Posted by CRAP!!!YOU found ME... on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 12:34:00 PST

BANG ME DOWN

We make mistakes all the time and it's incredible how a single wrong turn will have you riding a completely different wave. There's always a chance to redeem yourself, no question about that, but some...
Posted by CRAP!!!YOU found ME... on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 01:22:00 PST

CONCRETE JUNGLE BRAT

So, I'm this concrete jungle brat, living it up in the city.where we live with our complexes and mental rage;bursting at the seams with smog and Starbucks,where corporate-junkies and motorcycle pimps...
Posted by CRAP!!!YOU found ME... on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 04:12:00 PST

THE 4 LETTER WORD

I'm so happening... Deadlines left and right. Schedule is tight and tied-up till like mid this year. I'm buried with all my mails and meetings. I do think of what's coming next ...Constantly. Of cour...
Posted by CRAP!!!YOU found ME... on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 04:05:00 PST

MAYBE THIS YEAR WOULD BE BETTER THAN THE LAST

CLOSEt ENCOUNTER My closet is a mess. I was supposed to organize it this week, put things in place, throwing out the junk, you know the routine. It's as if putting my wardrobe in order would be lik...
Posted by CRAP!!!YOU found ME... on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 11:55:00 PST

RESOLUTIONS

2005 was a hectic rush of trying to do everything to escape everything else. Thinking about what I want to do, and how I need to go about doing it, breaking free from the 9 to 5 feels like kryptonite...
Posted by CRAP!!!YOU found ME... on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 09:44:00 PST

SNAPSHOTS OF THOUGHTS INDEED

I want to go somewhere. Take a drive, watch the streetlights glitter on trees, maybe scream at the stars while I'm at it. I want to be at a concert. Feel the electric air and the mass hypnosis of magi...
Posted by CRAP!!!YOU found ME... on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 07:23:00 PST

TAKING A LITTLE BREAK TO SAY...

"Very early in my life it was too late" - marguerite duras I'm in a duras mood, gonna tuck myself in and let her reality replace mine for a while....
Posted by CRAP!!!YOU found ME... on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 07:00:00 PST

PAINT IT ALL BLACK BABY

I was swinging off and bitching about everything to a friend, hoping to get some sort of kick in the ass to get on with it. He looked up from his cigarette and said, "Man, you're just paying your dues...
Posted by CRAP!!!YOU found ME... on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 04:33:00 PST

KAI'S LAW

So, I've spent ages doing my hair and choosing clothes. For what? It's raining outside. Likewise, I only get bad skin on days when I want to look my best. I bumped into people I don't ...
Posted by CRAP!!!YOU found ME... on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 09:34:00 PST