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caesar luxor bretignitov

if you're a racist i will attack you with the north

About Me

im chris. im kind of a nerd. im kind of cool. people seem to like me. im quiet and shy. i like the word "jiggle". im about the most open minded person you'll ever meet. i love to play tennis, basketball, and chess, all of which i'm not all that good at. i am good at tetris and fantasy football. i'm getting better at hold'em. i suck at word jumbles, uno, and halo. i'm pretty funny. i cuss a lot. i dont like coffee and tea is fucking gross. i'm the asshole you can't admit you like justin timberlake to. i'm no good until i've taken a shower to start my day. i draw. in spurts. my shit is dope. one time my mom asked me if i knew where the clitoris was! even worse was the time she asked what "kweefing" meant! jesus! i used to know this guy named tibor. he was this huge blonde russian guy who used to be a pro wrestler. he said ric flair did a ton of coke. he showed us his ninja sais. we watched coffy starring pam grier with him. i miss that guy. theres this diamond shamrock by my house that calls itself a "corner store" DESPITE THE FACT THAT IT'S NOT ON THE FUCKING CORNER!!! BLASPHEMY!!! i love the opening montage of manhattan. the movie itself is not one of my favorite woody allen flicks, but i'll crank it if i catch that opening. it makes me want to live in new york for the next 15 years. god is my homie. he helps me out when i need it and i try to do right by him. i paid 5.24 for in rainbows. i love odwalla superfood even though it looks like pond scum. i prefer the sound of records. it's just that flipping them is the worst thing in the world.that's all i got for now. real editor best profile tools real editor best profile tools

My Interests

bic 0.5mm mechanical pencils, pepperoni pizza bagels @ einstein brothers, black moth super rainbow, the milwaukee bucks, waiting for stuff i ordered to come in the mail, southern comfort, pearls before swine, havin texas holdem tournaments at my house, vaughn bode, hyrup, walking my dog, tiger woods 08 for ps2, spelling things correctly, my fantasy football team, graffiti magazines, hangin stuff on my wall, girls who like stanley kubrick movies, the michael showalter showalter, the amazing art of brandi milne, buying too many shoes, cartoons, following my bliss, fake mustaches, death metal, odwalla superfood, tetris, vice dos and donts...

I'd like to meet:

someone whos eaten tiger meat before.

Music:

karp, area 51 (seattle punk band circa 1995), radiohead, kid koala, neil young, blur, why?, reaching quiet, big juss, dj rupture spooky krush shadow, aphex doppelganger, dire straits, portishead, yes, invisible scratch picklz, nine inch nails, tool, beta band, chris clark, ramones, iggy pop, wu-tang clan, donovan, kid 606, hendrix, earth, velvet underground, dosh, nirvana, themselves, coltrane, mingus, godspeed you black emperor, daft punk, unwound, ween, atari teenage riot, pavement, lil' bunnies, godheadsilo, tom waits, greenthink, mf doom, beatles, rip-offs, prefuse 73, el-p, sublime, h chinasky, jd wenceslas, flaming lips, subtle, kings of leon, fiona apple, ministry, prince, charles motherfuckin bronson, sneaker pimps, boards of canada, creedence, mc chris, uziq, weezer, four tet, old man homo, springsteen, my bloody valentine, madvillian, reo speedwagon, cornelius, melvins, brutal truth, neurosis, helmet, mission one, elliot smith, clouddead, folk implosion, jedi mind tricks, jawbox, beck, iggy pop, red aunts, mf doom, sabbath, granddaddy, foghat, popesmashers, girls against boys, queen, cannibal ox, motards, beastie boys, hank williams, rjd2, hammerhead, jaga jaggist, kmfdm, at the drive in, cannibal ox, nina simone, hymies basement, death wish kids, sonic youth, cryinoutlouds, scared of chaka, avalanches, violent femmes, astrud gilberto, nirvana, sole, death wish kids, matson jones, morcheeba, zeppelin, gaunt, some other bands and artists through the years...

Movies:

8 1/2, thin red line, magnolia, basquiat, dazed and confused, trainspotting, slc punk, 24 hour party people, wet hot american summer, shogun assassin, caddyshack, buffalo 66, slacker, pulp fiction, ninja scroll, i married a strange person, el topo, waking life, boogie nights, russian arc, napoleon dynamite, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, amorres perros, rushmore, billy madison, kids, big lebowski, taxi driver, rad, being john malkovich, drugstore cowboy, sexy beast, titus

Television:

barkley on the nba pregame, halftime, and postgame shows on tnt. ninja warrior. 60 minutes. frontline. anything with bill moyers. joseph campbell specials. to catch a predator. aqua teen hunger force. i used to watch greg the bunny when i was on.

Books:

a prayer for owen meany, catch 22, lonesome dove, the talisman, the dark tower series, trainspotting, the maxx, bone, humboldts gift, brave new world

Heroes:

ben, hugh hefner, penn and teller, bob ross, andy kaufman, bill murray, dean martin, jon stewart, bertrand russell, joe bob briggs, conan o brien, joseph campbell, bob and doug mackenzie, rev. norb, tim yohannon.. width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

things i fucking hate

when people say "yous", as in; "do yous have this movie?"  even worse is when people say warsh.  when i hear "warsh" or "yous" i bristle and it takes all i have to not berate the perpet...
Posted by caesar luxor bretignitov on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 04:51:00 PST

if i were an animal...

1. The phone rings, who do you want it to be?that guy who does voices on the police academy movies 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?only if i have to get my quarter ...
Posted by caesar luxor bretignitov on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:10:00 PST

twin peaks

if you don't know, twin peaks was a show that lasted two seasons on abc from 1990 to 1991 and a prequel motion picture was made in 1992.  it was about an fbi agent's investigation into ...
Posted by caesar luxor bretignitov on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 12:50:00 PST