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Chinky

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About Me



I am a character in a webcomic called Culture Shock . I'll be updating this with new stuff soon...

My Interests

New shit coming soon.

I'd like to meet:

First, if there are any fans of the comic I'd definately like to meet you. I'm also a sucker for indy bands, crazy artists, interesting people and intelligent conversation. OH! Anyone with a good joke too. Funny is always good. Randomness is awesome. Here's my latest horrible pick up line:

Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.

Update coming soon.

Music:

If you leave two people alone eventually they will talk about music and movies as if they are representative of who we are. In actuallity they are just searching for a topic of conversation desperately trying to avoid an awkward silence. I like anything with a beat and/or decent lyrics.

.: awkward silence :.

Movies:

Action movies with good fights and/or big guns. Comedies with witty banter or creative actors. Thrillers with depth and soul. International movies that give you a taste on how people live. Drama movies that... well... hmmm, I don't think I like a lot of drama movies...

Television:

I STILL think tv rots your brain. Good thing I don't have a tv anymore. Maybe if I draw really fast I can make my own show...

Books:

I am illiterate. I don't read anything but road signs and menus. However I do believed that I have fallen asleep on these books: The Abridged Princess Bride, Watchers, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, Watchmen, Angels and Demons, Memnoch the Devil, Hitchhikers series and had their contents enter my head through the process of osmosis.

Heroes:

I have no heroes. I only have shoes to fill and while he is a small man in stature, my father has left me some rather big ones to step into.

My Blog

Chinky in the Penalty Box: 5 min for hatin’

White shit fell from the sky yesterday.  The first of the season.  Yet another sign of how the white man oppresses.  Covering everything in white and then taking pictures of it claiming...
Posted by Chinky on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 07:31:00 PST

Misc. Ho-down!

Taking a break and bringing you randomness!First off the bat!  Need more usb ports?  ... AND a doomsday device button?  Never fear I gots one here.  Awsome present for any nerd who...
Posted by Chinky on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:40:00 PST

Holy crap I can’t take you people anywhere!

It's Turkey day eve.  I can't tell you enough how this is my most favorite holiday.  Seriously, fuck christmas, fuck St. Patrick's day, Thanksgiving is the shit.Now is the time I would like ...
Posted by Chinky on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 07:24:00 PST

I was fat, then fatter, and now I’m just fat again.

Evening of Giving.EoG is the mark of my Thanksgiving celebration. And I celebrate thanksgiving like most people celebrate christmas. To me turkey day is not just "Christmas, the preamble," it's THE ...
Posted by Chinky on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:47:00 PST

RACISM: You sissies.

I'll admit.  I'm blogging right now because 1) I've got the time.  This usually results in me looking for news but 2) there's no interesting news out there that I found yet.  Which mean...
Posted by Chinky on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 11:31:00 PST

I am man! Hear me... rawr?

I have commence the start of a project.I am finishing my parents basement.  Well, I've started finishing my parent's basement, I'm no where near completion yet.  But damnit I'm doing it!And!...
Posted by Chinky on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 06:15:00 PST

People in the military: Stop "dying" for me or at least get your mom off my back.

I don't hate you; people in the armed forces.  More often than not you terrify me.  You have my respect because you volunteer for a job that was formed to protect us, the citizens, not only ...
Posted by Chinky on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:59:00 PST

A blog of links and news before I write the story that’ll make everyone hate me

So here are some interesting things I've gathered to give you something to think about.  This is premising the actual article I want to write because I think it's going to get a lot of people pis...
Posted by Chinky on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:16:00 PST

Acoustic awesome

Seeing as how I'm on a music trip I might as well post some awesome acoustic guitar playing.I want a guitar... more and more everyday. ...
Posted by Chinky on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:18:00 PST

I’m done with rap music.

I beg of you, black people, come together and make up something new and fresh like you have done so many times before.  I loved the blues.  I loved the jazz.  I loved the R&B. ...
Posted by Chinky on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 11:15:00 PST