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The No-Holds Bard

I've got mood poisoning; it must be something I hate.

About Me

I don't have to explain myself. I am what I am and it's the way your god made me.LISTEN TO MY MUSIC: http://www.myspace.com/teratogen

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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test
. You scored as Buddhism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already.In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.

Buddhism


75%

Satanism


71%

Paganism


63%

agnosticism


58%

atheism


58%

Islam


42%

Judaism


38%

Hinduism


33%

Christianity


25%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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The VillianYour Jobs: Even at the workplace, you cant deal
with authority. You need a job where you can
control outcomes.You would make a good
detective, lawyer, dictator, politician, model,
or movie director. You need someone you can control, someone who is
willing to let you dominate them. You prefer a
person who is your opposite, submissive and
docile, but still a challenge. You want
someone who wont change, even though you will.
They will need to cherish you and they will be
your number one minion. Your love interest
would be the number one importance in your
life. You would kill for them... Your dream guy would be Randy from Scream Your dream girl would be Sydney from Scream or
Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. You most likely... Are a Scorpio, Sagitarrius, or Ares, Are fascinated by death and/or the occult, Are interested in horror movies, Like the TV shows Survivor and Buffy the Vampire
Slayer, Have got into more than one physical/verbal
fight...and won them all.Best Friends: You would be good friends with other
Villians. You would also get along with Rebels
and Social Butterflies. Love Interests: You would be happy with a Dreamer,
Planner, or Other Half Enemies: Child and Ares
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If i was a serial killer i would be Albert Fish .

Albert Fish was a masochistic, pedophile obsessed with religious themes such as sin, sacrifice, and redemption through pain. It is believed that he would force his own children to beat him with a nail studded paddle until he bled. He would also stick nails underneath his finger nails,into his groin, his scrotum and his anus. He forced himself to eat feces and would stick alcohol soaked cotton balls up his anus and set them on fire.
Fish believed that God wanted him to castrate boys, which he would do over the course of many years, finally to be caught for kidnapping, murdering and eating a 10 year old girl. Fish claims to have molested over four hundred children. Police charged him with eight but suspect him on fifteen.
Kill count: unconfirmed
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You're Mr. Pink!
Which Reservoir Dog Are You?
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Senator/Emperor Palpatine
You are pure evil!
You scored as Hannibal Lecter. You are Hannibal Lecter. You dont need to eat human flesh to live, but do so because it just taste good. You are very intelligent, and enjoy using it to your advantage to keep people guessing. You arent a killing machine, but when you do decide to let loose, watch out! Dinner is served, with some fava beans, and a nice chianti!

Hannibal Lecter


65%

Jigsaw


50%

Leatherface


45%

Freddy Krueger


45%

Candyman


40%

Pinhead


35%

Michael Myers


30%

Captain Spaulding


25%

Jason Voorhees


15%

Buffalo Bill


5%
Which Horror Killer are You?
created with QuizFarm.com"Some guys try to pick up girls and they get called assholes. This NEVER happened to Pablo Picasso. He could walk down your street and girls could not resist his stare. Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole. Not like YOU." --Jonathan Richman

My Interests

Music, film, literature, pornography, and professional wrestling.VISIT MY MYSPACE MUSIC PAGE: http://www.myspace.com/teratogen THIS IS TERATOGEN

I'd like to meet:

Space aliens for Jesus.
well done you deserve to live! and for being so
good here is a pic to drool at

MARILYN MANSON QUIZ
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Music:

The writing's on the wall:

Industrial rock! Just like Marilyn Manson, you
know what you have to say and you just say it!
I like you very much...just be careful you
don't scare me away...

What genre of rock are you?
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Movies:

Let's put it this way: My DVD collection would make Blockbuster weep. But to give you an idea of what my favorite types of movies are, I'll give you a small list of some of my favorite directors: Kubrick, Tarantino, Romero, Rodriguez, Eastwood, Jackson, Lucas, Coppola, Scorsese, Coens, Gilliam, Woody Allen, and there's probably several more.

Television:

God is in the TV.Seinfeld, The Sopranos, Married... With Children, Roseanne, All in the Family, Beavis and Butthead, South Park, The Simpsons, The X-Files, Cosby, I Love Lucy, The Munsters, TBN (Trinity Broadcasting Network)--televangelists, Unsolved Mysteries, The Twilight Zone (the original), WWE professional wrestling, and probably a few others I am forgetting. Of course, most of these shows are no longer on the air or are in re-runs, so I don't really wach much television otherwise.

Books:

I'll be honest, I don't read too many books. But that's not because I dislike reading. It's quite the opposite actually. I do have a degree in English, so reading is kind of mandatory. I own several post-modern classics but I don't have much reading time and so it takes me quite a while just to get through one book. But I do like reading very much and I hope to get through my collection well before I'm old and gray.

Heroes:

Heroes are hard to find. But perhaps we could be heroes. Just for one day.

My Blog

2007 PWG Battle of Los Angeles

Just got home from Night 3 of the three-night tournament, which was held in Burbank this year. Here were my bracketed picks before the start of the tournament (winners in italics): A Block: Chris Her...
Posted by The No-Holds Bard on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:15:00 PST

The Ridiculousness of the Absurd Thesis oddyssey begins.

Currently my pal Sean is dead-set on writing his thesis on professional wrestling--namely WWE--and is treating it as an entity of literature. Yes, you read it correct: his THESIS. What a won...
Posted by The No-Holds Bard on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 12:50:00 PST

Rest in peace, Chris Benoit and family.

Unbelievable. Totally unbelievable. I can't even cry yet I am still in shock. Chris Benoit has been one of my favorite professional wrestlers for as long as I remember watching him wrestle. I was exci...
Posted by The No-Holds Bard on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 07:15:00 PST

Jerry Falwell dies, the world rejoices.

If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being.-- Rev Jerry Falwell (attributed: source unknown)AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for t...
Posted by The No-Holds Bard on Wed, 16 May 2007 11:33:00 PST

Deja vu?

Okay, so it's been a while since I posted a blog. A long while actually. But I don't really care. I mean, I'm not one of those people that thinks they've got something new every day to tell all o...
Posted by The No-Holds Bard on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 12:00:00 PST

PWG Battle of Los Angeles Results...

...as if anyone really cared who wasn't there already. NIGHT 1: Round 1:1. Chris Sabin vs. Colt Cabana -- Chris Sabin2. El Generico vs. Delirious -- El Generico3. CIMA vs. MDogg-20 -- CIMA4. Kevi...
Posted by The No-Holds Bard on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 12:32:00 PST

In Loving Memory

Dorothy SimonsBorn April 25, 1931 in the Bronx, New YorkDied June 26, 2006 in Woodland Hills, California Remembered fondly and sorely missed Good songs to comfort the occassion:"Sleep Walk," by Santo ...
Posted by The No-Holds Bard on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 02:41:00 PST

First of All

First of all nothing will happenand a little laternothing will happen againA family will pass by in the nightspeaking of the children's bedtimeThat will be the signalfor you to light a cigaretteThen c...
Posted by The No-Holds Bard on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 01:22:00 PST

The Luckiest Man in the World

   Then a lot of things happened. I was struck on the head by an atheist. I never recovered my sense of confidence. Even today I am frightened by the smallest things. Old Mother Hubbard move...
Posted by The No-Holds Bard on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:10:00 PST

Wrestlemania 22

Wrestlemania 22 was not something I expected to be beyond great. There have been beyond great Wrestlemanias, but this was not one of them. Was I disappointed? To an extent, but it was nothing I didn't...
Posted by The No-Holds Bard on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 09:55:00 PST