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I am The AJ

Love comeforteth like sunshine after rain.

About Me

Rather than limping across the finish line at heavens gates, I am going to come screaming into hell in a red viper, martini in one hand and a cigar in the other, laughing just because I can. I admire
all those people
who are content
with being
one
person.
I
could never do that.
That is why I act.

I am bad at math
She helps though.

My Interests

Acting, Pondering the meaning of life, learning different languages, Reading, Hiking, Traveling, Stacey is awesome, Questing, Playing Pool, Fencing, Tae Kwon Do,
Going To Concerts Is Also Fun:
Most Recent Concerts:
Big Bad Voodoo Daddies @ Alameda County Fair
Lavay Smith and the Gang @ Biscuits and Blues
Flogging Molly @ The Fillmore 3/10/06
The Dead Pets and The Briggs Opened
Although it was a week early, it was really a great way to get in the mood for St. Particks Day. Fuck Off, snakes. Patrick showed you.
CAKE @ The Warfield 2/1/06
Tegan & Sara and Gogol Bordello Opened
(According to John McCree, this was the last major venue Cake would be playing from now on. Go to their website and sign up on their mailing list if you ever want to know where they are playing again. cakemusic.com
Reel GoldHead Line @ The Warfield 1/15/06
(Reel Big Fish, Goldfinger, Zebrahead, and Bottom Line)

Hot Hot Foozer! @ Oakland Arena 10/28/05
(Foo Fighters, Weezer, and Hot Hot Heat)

Green Day @ SBC Park 9/24/05----These Guys Kicked ASS
Flogging Molly and Jimmy Eat World Opened!

Citizen Cope @ The Independent 9/1/05

John Butler Trio @ The Fillmore 8/31/05

Z-Trip @ The Grand 8/20/05

Tegan & Sara @ Great American Music Hall 8/04/05

Lavay Smith and Her Red-Hot Skillet Lickers @ Biscuits and Blues 7/1/05

I'd like to meet:

I have some conditions. If Im gonna meet you, you gotta follow this:

If you can't be good, behave.
If you can't behave, be funny.
If you can't be funny, be loud.
If you can't be loud...

THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!

But seriously folks. Everyone says in these little blurbs how they want to meet R-E-A-L people. No fake punks. Do you realize how few of those real people there are out there? Everyone is fake. You are fake. I am too. To get along in a society like ours, we all wear masks.

A Cool Girl. Wait. I found her.

Monkeys in Armor. Does anyone own a monkey in Armor? I'll fight it!!!!!!!!

"You don't know what you're talking about. You're not very smart, and the things you're saying are nonsense. And I'm not angry. But you do need to shut up."
- Penny Arcade.

"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking the fire exit."
- Mitch Hedberg.

I'd love to have met Mitch Hedberg, Hunter S. Thompson, Jimi Hendrix, Harry Goz, Chris Farley, lots of famous and influencial people.

I would still love to meet Dane "Silly Bitch" Cook, John C. McGinley! Rosario Dawson, John Stewart, Sarah Chalk, George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Gwen Stephani, Bill Murray, Jason Bateman, David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Ricky Gervais and the (BBC) Office Crew, The American Office is pretty coold too, Chuck Palahniuk, Cake (Actually already have) and Seth MarFarlane and...Many others.

Where I Want To Be Right Now:

My Blog

It's A SPECIAL Day

My GIRLFRIEND's Birthday!  Huzah!  I love her very very much! That is all.:-)  
Posted by I am The AJ on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 11:23:00 PST

Masks

Please Hear What I'm Not Saying Don't be fooled by me. Don't be fooled by the face I wear for I wear a mask, a thousand masks, masks that I'm af...
Posted by I am The AJ on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:23:00 PST

Oh 23. You are everywhere.

1)What is the persons name?Stacey Lynn Bell2.) What is their sexual orientation?Straight as far as I know:)3) Where did you meet them?At Ohlone in Student Rep.4) Have you known them a long time?Almost...
Posted by I am The AJ on Sat, 05 May 2007 03:03:00 PST

Hopefully Not Impossible:-)

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Posted by I am The AJ on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 01:54:00 PST

For you

I broke free on a saturday morningI put the pedal to the floorheaded north on mills aveand listened to the engine roarmy broken house behind meand good things aheada girl named *Stacey*wants a little ...
Posted by I am The AJ on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 02:30:00 PST

This one comes close...

You need a friendI'll be aroundDon't let this endBefore I see you againWhat can I say to convince youTo change your mind of me? (Not This part. I hope she has a good mind about me)(But this part...It...
Posted by I am The AJ on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:25:00 PST

I'm in a bad mood.

I heard on the radio that a psychological group calls this Blue Monday. With all of the christmas bills coming due, bad weather and unfulfilled resolutions, this is supposed to be the most depressing...
Posted by I am The AJ on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 02:26:00 PST

I have 12,000 songs on my ipod...

And not a single one really reflects what I feel about her. "Yeah, I'm in Love with an Android" by Say Hi To Your Mom? No. "Cinnamon Lips" by OK Go? Nay, She has cherry chapstick. "Awe" by Citizen Cop...
Posted by I am The AJ on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 10:44:00 PST

Out of spite... : -)

DON'T change your top two, and answer 20 questions about the first person and second person on your top.1) What's their names?1. Stacey2. Chris2) Do you trust them?1. I always have.2. Can't trust a fa...
Posted by I am The AJ on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 03:03:00 PST

Dean said it best...

"You're nobody til somebody loves youYou're nobody til somebody caresYou may be king, you may possess the world and it's goldBut gold won't bring you happiness when you're growing oldThe world still i...
Posted by I am The AJ on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:55:00 PST