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Chels

Jim Halpert, take me away from all this!

About Me

You don't know me, but...
I have great shoulders.
I like black ink better than blue.
I could never list all my favorite books.
I rock out like a freak.
I am an ACT-ress!
My cursive capital "G" is cooler than yours.
I am a zombie expert.
My left thumbnail always breaks, down in the quick.
I like scraping sugar from the bottom of my cereal bowl.
I want a pirate ship named The Surly Mermaid.
I hate having wet hair in my face.
I am a Kaylee, not a River or a Zoë.
I'm an Izzie, not a Meredith or a Cristina.
I can't take being stood up.
I can't ever type the word "chrysanthemum" correctly the first time. chrsyanthemum chrustanthemum chrysantheum.
I swear like a sailor.
I'm trying to break the habit.
Jim Halpert, take me away from all this!
I have an innie belly button.
I get "just ketchup, no seriously" on my burgers.
I know more Firefly and Serenity trivia than you can shake a stick at.
I have a metaphor for EVERYTHING.
I'm persnickety.
I carry a bag big enough to kidnap a baby in.
I have a song for every situation.
Seriously? Seriously.
I can wear almost any color.
I take an obscene amount of baths. Sometimes two a day.
I will frustrate you.
I know how to keep peanut butter from sticking to the roof of my mouth.
I cannot abide a man that pouts.
I still play pretend.
I love vanilla-mint Breath Savers/Certs. I wish I could actually find them easily.
I love hearing the phrase: “I’m a sucker for redheads.”
I still believe in faery tales.
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My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

Friends. And if you want to be a friend, don't just ask to friend me-- actually bother to communicate. You know, message. Speak. I'm not going to friend you if I've never heard from you.

Music:

Tori Amos
Sarah McLachlan
Regina Spektor
K's Choice
Anouk
Susie Suh
Howie Day
Heather Nova
Badly Drawn Boy
Tom McRae
Vienna Teng
Deathcab for Cutie
Frou Frou
The Shins
Iron & Wine
Megan Slankard
Damien Rice
The Weepies
Sarah Slean
Missy Higgins
The Wallflowers
Ani DiFranco
Elisa
Tegan and Sara
The Ditty Bops
Tracy Chapman
Ben Lee
Paolo Nutini
Aly and AJ (YOU GOT A PROBLEM?)

Movies:

Amélie
Love Actually
Garden State
Stardust
Empire Records
Spirited Away
Peter Pan
Ever After
Shaun of the Dead
Hero
Moulin Rouge
Serenity
Rear Window
Lost in Translation
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Mean Girls

Television:

Firefly
Pushing Daisies
Grey's Anatomy
The X-Files
Angel
LOST
South Park
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
The Office

Books:

Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë
White Oleander by Janet Fitch
The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera
You Shall Know Our Velocity by Dave Eggers
I Capture the Castle by Dodie Smith
Archangel by Sharon Shinn
Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman
The Book of Atrix Wolfe by Patricia A. McKillip
Life of Pi by Yann Martel
The Man With the Dancing Eyes by Sophie Dahl
The Hours by Michael Cunningham
Ex Libris by Anne Fadiman
Dracula by Bram Stoker
The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
Shadow Castle by Marian Cockrell
No Place For A Lady by Barbara Hodgson
Life of Pi by Yann Martel
Ella Minnow Pea by Mark Dunn
How to Breathe Underwater by Julie Orringer
Hypocrite In A Pouffy White Dress by Susan Jane Gilman
Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
anything by LM Montgomery
the Harry Potter series by JK Rowling
the Griffin and Sabine books by Nick Bantock.
Like I said. I can't put down all my favorite books. Honestly. This hardly dents the list.

Heroes:

Joss Whedon. Tori Amos. Susan Sarandon. Kate Winslet. Cate Blanchett. Charlotte Brontë.

My Blog

Anti Internet Access

My new apartment is totally devoid of internet access. What. the. hell. HOW AM I MEANT TO LIVE, APARTMENT?!   In other news, I have had several daily breakdowns since moving out of my parents' ho...
Posted by Chelsey on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 09:54:00 PST

Cole.

My brother can be the funniest kid ever. Me: -picking pepperoni off my pizza... 'cause, well, I hate it- Him: "What? No. NO. Nuh-uh. I bought that pizza. The pepperoni stays on the pizza. It does ...
Posted by Chelsey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST