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Just a big scoop of Ben in a waffle Quam. Mm-Mm!!!

BQ only rolls with the On Point Kings!

About Me

Let's face it, I'm the shit. No I'm the fucking shit. I'm that guy who kinda thinks he's a celebrity because he lives in a smaller city that real ones do, and people happen to remember the giant man that talks all the time and is prone to using the word "doucebag" liberally. Say what you want, I fucking rock. The fact is that you can make fun of me for being too loud, or too funny, or too handsome, or too sarcastic, but I still 1. Listen to better music than you 2. Laugh harder than you (probably about something I said about you) 3. Make other people laugh harder than you (again, about you) 4. Am smarter than you 5. Drink more than you 6. Hang out with better people than you. And as my boy Sean says "I'm like fuck critics, you can kiss my whole ass hole."
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My Interests

Wide turns, AQs, Hippos yawning, getting down then going ahead girl and getting down again, you know the rest.:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 100% Iron Man 90% Hulk 80% Spider-Man 75% The Flash 75% Catwoman 70% Supergirl 55% Wonder Woman 55% Batman 45% Robin 45% Superman 40% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

I'd like to meet:

A woman who isn't crazy in the bad way. Just in the sack. And in the funny, non-medicated way.

Music:


Get this video and more at MySpace.com Sneaker 2 Bombs, Quietdrive, Jimmy Eat World, Butch Walker, Mission 19, Teitur, Guster, Johnny Cash, Ray Charles, the Rat Pack, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Bowling For Soup, The Format, Houston Calls, Keith Urban, Rascal Flatts, Zapp & Roger, Friends Like These, Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers, Alva Star, Foo Fighters, The Charles in Charge theme song, Anything Steve Perry/Journey, etc....yeah I said it, f-ing Journey. U2, The Olympic Hopefuls, The Hopefuls, Fountains of Wayne, Motion City Soundtrack, Atmosphere, E & A, The Roots, Jurassic 5, Beastie Boys, A Tribe Called Quest, 7 Sharp 9, The Stereo, Less Than Jake, Oneside, Death Cab for Cutie, Postal Service, City Sleeps, Wheatus, Stealing June was sweet, shit like that. The band "shit like that".

Movies:

Anchorman, Berry Gordy's the Last Dragon (Am I da Baddest?? Sho-nuff!!), Finding Neverland, Run Lola Run, V for Vendetta, The Weatherman, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrles, Snatch, Napolean Dynamite, High Fidelity, SLC Punk, Ummm...Goonies anyone??!! How 'bout a little Ferris Bueller's Day Off, King of Hearts, Yeah I'm a tool but I LOVE anything Star Wars AND I liked the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Croupier, the Godfather I and II, Goodfellas, Better Off Dead, Say Anything, The Crow, Shaun of the Dead, Spinal Tap, Goodbye Lenin, Blade, Waiting for Guffman, A Mighty Wind, Big Fish, Best in Show, etc...

Television:

The Simpsons, The Daily Show, The Family Guy, Sportscenter 2x daily, Adult Swim, BBC News, everything on Comedy Central.

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (rest in freedom, Hunter), The Basketball Diaries, 1984, The Alchemist, Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam, A Long Way Down, The Kite Runner, The Dancing Wu Li Masters, Hunger, and do yourself a favor: Read anything Kurt Vonnegut Jr.!!!

Heroes:

Mr. Davey Jones of Minneapolis, MN. He's a bartender, a comedian, a friend and a 100% for real ninja. A Fucking Ninja!!. Now as for totally-hetero-not-in-the-least-bit-gay-yet-kinda-creepy-sti ll ManCrushes, look no further than Butch Walker, Roger Clyne, and Bono. If you haven't heard of the first two, go to myspace.com/butchwalker and azpeacemakers.com. Go check them out then look in my pics for how much I love you.

My Blog

"...I'd be the Sinatra of the FAA"

I had yet another brush with D-list fame. I had this couple in the restaurant... They walked in, and he asked to see the wine list. After a little back-and-forth about wines, he settled on ...
Posted by Just a big scoop of Ben in a waffle Quam. Mm-Mm!!! on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 10:30:00 PST

Update, downdate, date over there...

Collective sigh of relief...Manhattans is open. First and foremost, a big thank you to everyone who came down to support us. You made the night even more special! Congrats to Julia, our first customer...
Posted by Just a big scoop of Ben in a waffle Quam. Mm-Mm!!! on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:58:00 PST

Remembering the days of the West Grove Hustlas Clique

For those of you that got to read my last blog, sorry. I was a bit out of sorts and really, really tired. I woke up this morning at 6:45am and decided that after 5 hours of sleep I didn't feel as help...
Posted by Just a big scoop of Ben in a waffle Quam. Mm-Mm!!! on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:11:00 PST

And the best part is, I asked for it!

I had another Zombie dream, and for me that's usually a good thing. I've had every Freudian image in my zombie history, from purposely letting a friend get eaten to save myself, to my own father shoot...
Posted by Just a big scoop of Ben in a waffle Quam. Mm-Mm!!! on Thu, 24 May 2007 01:14:00 PST

I'm poor, pah-lease help...

Hey, I'm bartending at DRINK IN DOWNTOWN tonight. Wednesday night. I'll be there from 4pm until close. Come support my poor ass, because I'd do it for you. At least I'd like to think I would. OK, some...
Posted by Just a big scoop of Ben in a waffle Quam. Mm-Mm!!! on Wed, 16 May 2007 09:38:00 PST

Like Marvin said, it's just like Music...

I'm a pretty lucky guy. I like to go to concerts, alone or en masse, and I like to listen to the music. I made a list when I was 19 of all the bands I really wanted to see, and thanks to someone who i...
Posted by Just a big scoop of Ben in a waffle Quam. Mm-Mm!!! on Sun, 13 May 2007 03:49:00 PST

Is a naked bum considered Poor-nography?

It's easy for me to be cynical. Look at the world around us, and tell me I'm wrong. I greet as much of it as I can with a wink and a smile, but there are times where it's just too much and I nee...
Posted by Just a big scoop of Ben in a waffle Quam. Mm-Mm!!! on Sat, 12 May 2007 10:52:00 PST

Wait...can I get some "extra"ordinary with that?

I had a boss that used to say "To make ordinary into extraordinary, you need a little extra." Dammit I hated him. He used to words like Synergize while meshing his fingers together, and referred to mo...
Posted by Just a big scoop of Ben in a waffle Quam. Mm-Mm!!! on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:46:00 PST

And now October Road in the November Rain, by the Decemberists.

TiVo is the greatest and worst thing ever created. It used to be that picking what TV shows to devote my precious time to required a little bit of time and there was an inherent honor involved. I pri...
Posted by Just a big scoop of Ben in a waffle Quam. Mm-Mm!!! on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 03:31:00 PST

I'm back writing!!!!

Wow. I actually have some time on my hands...this is weird. I guess I should catch you up on the last few weeks of The Quammunist. Two Saturdays ago I flew with Em down to Indianapolis to visit her m...
Posted by Just a big scoop of Ben in a waffle Quam. Mm-Mm!!! on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:58:00 PST