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Lindsay Cristoffer

Cocktails for one are never enchanting

About Me

I'd rather be called a bird than a bitch, and I'd rather call you a wanker than a dick. I do wear cowboy boots more than often. Not because I'm a cowgirl, or cowboy, simply because. I might die the first time someone calls me thier dewey-eyed disney bride, but only if they understand that I'm swapping my blood with formaldehyde. If you understand that, I might love you more than life.Pretty much if you want to add me. You're more than welcome to. I don't mind at all. Just say hello, and we will be best of friends forever more.

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My Interests

The masterbation and retardation of emotions, art related activities, watching GOOD movies, independant movies in particular or maybe some strange eccentric ones, decent music, walking around the notorious Nob Hill, or St. Augustine downtown, laughing and comming up with fairly hilarious antics, mantaining good hygine, keeping up wtih men of good hygine, any kind of dancing, getting suprises and gifts of any sort, snubbing those who are just TOO attractive, photography, fighting-real fighting, dying by means of enjoyment, dressing up, being a sexual libertine, running away filled with passion, trying to figure out compassion, looking moderatly hot and rubbing it in, eventually fullfilling absurd lifetime goals, insulting just about everything while at the same time moderately enjoying it, reading decent literature, thinking ridiculous fantasies, all things creative and imaginative, or fun. This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

I'd like to meet:

People who can impress me, and wow me with their skills, talents, and intellegence.Come on, the girls got plenty!

Music:

of montreal, belle and sebastian, decemberists, echo and the bunnymen, hole, johnny cash, neutral milk hotel, the pixies, weezer, yo la tengo, placebo, gingerbread patriots, the indeed dirty novels, the beatles, jimi hendrix, david bowie, BLONDIE, pretty girls make graves, kill me tomorrow, the jackson 5, jurassic 5, sonic youth, sparklehorse,The Unicorns, Fugazi, Modest Mouse, Blonde Redhead, Elf Power, the Firey Furnaces, the Breeders, Pavement, Mountaineers, Wilco, Raveonettes, Kings of Convenience, The Kings of Leon, The Clash, The Buzzcocks, the Yeahyeahyeahs,the Walkmen,The Flaming Lips, Sonic Youth, Bob Dylan, BJORK, Radiohead, Cake, Placebo, Louis Armstrong, THe cure,Bright Eyes, Cursive,Peaches, cat power, ugly cassanova, Joe Strummer and the Mescalero's, The Stills, tilly and the wall, arcade fire, pedro the lion, Nada Surf, Portishead, Bob Marley, interpol, broken social scene, Fiona Apple, Muse, le tigre, The Shins, Elvis, Ween, Sonic Youth, Brian Eno, the constantines, My Bloody Valentine,The Smiths,The Vaselines, Devo, the strokes, reverend horton heat, the Stills,Ted Leo/Pharmacist, At the Drive In, scorpio rising, Neko Case,Enon,Morrissey, Wilco, Sonic Youth, PJ Harvey, Podank, the waybacks, billie holiday, ani difranco, mars volta, mirah, muddy waters, son house, . the ramones, the sex pistols, the lower class brats, global threat, the adicts, the unseen, guttermouth, the distillers, the casualties, social distortion, walls of jericho, the bruisers, tiger army, choking victim, leftover crack, the horror pops, and absolutely anything rockabilly swing.

Movies:

Henry Fool, Taxi Driver, Pretty in pink, back to the future, body art, welcome to the dollhouse, say anything, ferris bueler's day off, fast times at ridgemont high, eternal sunshine, elephant, tripletes of belleville, Armando's pornography, 200 ciggerettes, amile, run lola run, the poltierguist, the creature from the black lagoon, the royal tennibaums(sp?), sideways, the realms of the unreal, bowling for columbine, edward scissorhands, pulp fiction, rushmore, lost in translation, documentaries, pollock, surviving picasso, the rules of attraction, sid and nancy, slc punk, happiness, porky's, the big lebowski, requim for a dream, born into brothels, trainspotting, high fidelity, anything woody allen, ghost world, snatch, Pi, lifes and loves of a she-devil, metropolis, just about anything out there, extreme, religious, and provocative.
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Television:

Project Runway, Grey's Anatomy, Family guy and really trashy dating shows, particularly Elimidate.

Heroes:

Debora Harry is my hero, her, and Marylin Monroe. I'm in love with these ladies.

My Blog

Another day in Lindsaytown

There are people in this world that I hate, and people in this world that I love. Of course there is always the people in the middle that are alright, and I pretend to love. I am a master pretender, ...
Posted by Lindsay Cristoffer on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 11:46:00 PST

Promise to make me breakfast in the morning,

I am tired of fooling around. Being a joker child, playing the lolita role in every sick man's fantasy. No sirs, as it may be evident I am a grown woman, who could rock every part of your living soul....
Posted by Lindsay Cristoffer on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 02:12:00 PST

Dopamine.

This is my warning. I am feeling dangerous. I'm sending up a red flag. I need some help now. My shits a mess, and I've finally lost control. I just... I can't fucking breathe anymore, mostly because ...
Posted by Lindsay Cristoffer on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 12:22:00 PST

Birds of Prey, where is Hitchcock when I call?

Sometimes the walls come crashing down. They fall from the ceiling, slinking towards our toes. There is rubble as far as I can see, and I am reminded of the disasters of New Orleans. Not that I am exp...
Posted by Lindsay Cristoffer on Wed, 31 May 2006 11:16:00 PST

They call her Disco Machine.

My brain may be exploding. But I'm cherishing these ideas. Oh lord, since when was God a man with a beard? Father Time? YOU repulse me. Stop the clock, I need some time to kill. My lips are made of po...
Posted by Lindsay Cristoffer on Fri, 19 May 2006 12:15:00 PST

Make up the meltdown.

  Hip musicians wear complicated shoes, and they step around all prancy feet in their STDs and broken instruments. They run around setting fire to hives and shooting silly string from plastic gun...
Posted by Lindsay Cristoffer on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 01:38:00 PST

As I stand.

I am tired of being alone.
Posted by Lindsay Cristoffer on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 08:14:00 PST

Getting lost in the speakers.

I can't find myself because I can't find anyone elses self. It's near impossible to identify my own person, when no one elses person is indentified. Dan Rhodes, Anthropoly-  BEAUTY: My girl...
Posted by Lindsay Cristoffer on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 06:41:00 PST

Vegan in furs

All day long we sat at the beach sipping on gin and tropical punch. There was a can of pineapples at our sides and it just felt right. The tide jumped up to touch my toes when I was on the verge ...
Posted by Lindsay Cristoffer on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 10:37:00 PST

All I ever get is sad love.

Where has gone my yellow polka dot bikini? I assume the repossesors took it while on a quest to find my diaries. In them are quiet secrets. I keep them there because it makes more sense than bein...
Posted by Lindsay Cristoffer on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 10:48:00 PST