Guitars, Mexican beer, women who look like pornstars
Nikki Sixx, Bree Olson, Jason Becker....
Dokken, Loud N Nasty, Crashdiet, any good hair metal
Goldmember, Purple Rain, Shock 'Em Dead, Trick Or Treat....anything with Deniro or Pacino....
Family Guy, Law & Order, Squidbillies, Metalocalypse, anything but fuckin worthless reality TV shows....
The Dirt
George Lynch, Yngwie Malmsteen, Vince Neil