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You're Hiro Nakamura
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I'm a hard working woman, 46 yrs of age and just graduated from maric college. i have 3 wonderful crazy ass boys that r my life. i love to laugh and have fum. don't get things twisted, i can still drop it like it's hot and that goes with my dancer background. was bay area's top ramp model before there was a tyra banks.
Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.
You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?
You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?............ ..
You're a Freaky Kisser
When you kiss, you want to experience something new
A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing...
And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable
There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go What Kind of Kisser Are You?

Your Porn Star Name Is...
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What Your Sleeping Position Says
You are calm and rational.
You are also giving and kind - a great friend.
You are easy going and trusting.
However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games. What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?
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Your IQ Is 80
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Average
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Below Average
Your General Knowledge is Above Average A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: CLIFFONDA
Birthday: OCTOBER 22
Birthplace: SAN FRANCISCO
Current Location: WEST SACRAMENTO
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color: SANDY BROWN WITH RED STREAK (BORN THAT WAY)
Height: 5FT. 7IN
Right Handed or Left Handed: AMBIDEXTROSE
Your Heritage: BLACK,WHITE,INDIAN,AND JAMAICIAN
The Shoes You Wore Today: RED STILLETTOS
Your Weakness: BUGS,REPTILES AND RODENTS
Your Fears: DON'T KNOW
Your Perfect Pizza: COMBINATION FROM PAPA MURPHYS
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: BEING MORE RICH THEN I AM
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH U
Thoughts First Waking Up: WHAT ALL DO I HAVE TO DO TODAY
Your Best Physical Feature: MY SMILE,BOOBS(36DD) MY LEGS, AND ASS
Your Bedtime: WHEN THE TV STARTS TO WATCH ME
Your Most Missed Memory: MY MOTHER R.I.P. DROWNED WHEN I WAS 16
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI
MacDonalds or Burger King: BURGER KING
Single or Group Dates: SINGLE
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LIPTON
Chocolate or Vanilla: BOTH
Cappuccino or Coffee: ESPRESSO
Do you Smoke: WHAT
Do you Swear: HELL YES
Do you Sing: BUT OF COURSE
Do you Shower Daily: NO SOMETIMES I TAKE A BATH
Have you Been in Love: YES
Do you want to go to College: GRADUATED AT 46 WITH HONORS
Do you want to get Married: BEEN THERE DONE THAT
Do you belive in yourself: FOREVER AND A DAY
Do you get Motion Sickness: NO
Do you think you are Attractive: VERY
Are you a Health Freak: NOT REALLY
Do you get along with your Parents: MY MOM WHEN SHE WAS ALIVE
Do you like Thunderstorms: HELL NO
Do you play an Instrument: YES
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES
In the past month have you Smoked: SMOKED WHAT???
In the past month have you been on Drugs: WHAT DO U CONSIDER A DRUG
In the past month have you gone on a Date: YES
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: NO
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO
In the past month have you been on Stage: YES
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO BUT I DUMPED SOMEONE
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: IN MY SHOWER
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO
Ever been Drunk: YES
Ever been called a Tease: YES
Ever been Beaten up: YES BY A MAN ONLY
Ever Shoplifted: WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER
How do you want to Die: I WANT TO CUM AND GO AT THE SAME TIME
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: LIKE MIKE
What country would you most like to Visit: JAMAICA
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: BROWN/LIGHT BROWN/GREEN.
Favourite Hair Color: BLACK/BROWN GOTTA BE A BROTHER
Short or Long Hair:
Height: TALLER THEN ME
Weight: AS LONG AS I CAN LOCK MY LEGS AROUND HIM
Best Clothing Style: DEPENDS ON WHERE WE R GOING
Number of Drugs I have taken: CAN'T SAY
Number of CDs I own: ALOT
Number of Piercings: JUST MY EARS
Number of Tattoos: NONE
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NOT HAVING MORE TIME WITH MY MOTHER BEFORE SHE DIED
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You Are 23 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?
Your Hidden Talent
You are a great communicator. You have a real way with words.
You're never at a loss to explain what you mean or how you feel.
People find it easy to empathize with you, no matter what your situation.
When you're up, you make everyone happy. But when you're down, everyone suffers. What's Your Hidden Talent? Get Your Own! | View Slideshow Get Your Own! | View Slideshow You can copy the following code to put it in Xanga, MySpace, deviantArt, or any blog or website: Check out this cartoon i made!

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In 1958 (the year you were born)
Dwight Eisenhower is president of the US
The first US earth satellite, Explorer I, goes into orbit
Rocker Jerry Lee Lewis marries his 13 year old second cousin, Myra Brown
The "Quiz Show Scandals" rock the television industry and the nation
Vice President Richard Nixon faces hostile anti-American mobs during a visit to South America
14 year old Bobby Fischer wins the United States Chess Championship
Ellen DeGeneres, Michael Jackson, Ice-T, and Mark Cuban are born
New York Yankees win the World Series
Baltimore Colts win the NFL championship
Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup
Breakfast at Tiffany's by Truman Capote is published
Elvis Presley enters the U.S. Army What Happened the Year You Were Born?

Which Swear Word Are You?
shit shit. do you mumble this under your breath a lot. maybe you just are clumsy
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You are Superman

Superman 85%
Supergirl 85%
Green Lantern 85%
Spider-Man 65%
Batman 65%
Wonder Woman 65%
The Flash 65%
Robin 60%
Catwoman 45%
Hulk 30%
Iron Man 20% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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You Are 30% Weird
Not enough to scare other people...
But sometimes you scare yourself. How Weird Are You?
How You Are In Love
You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.

You give and take equally in relationships.

You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.

You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.

You are fickle and tend to fall out of love easily. You bounce from romance to romance. How Are You In Love?
Your Birthdate: October 22
You tend to be understated and under appreciated.
You have a hidden force to do amazing things, doing them your own way.
People may see you as strange and shy, but they know little.
Your unconventional ways have more power than they (and even you) know.

Your strength: Standing up for what you know is true

Your weakness: You tend to be picky and rigid

Your power color: Silver

Your power symbol: Square

Your power month: April What Does Your Birth Date Mean? .. .. .. .. ..
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People Envy Your Generosity
You're a giving soul, and you'd do almost anything for those you love. And they'd do anything for you!
People may envy how giving you are, but more than anything, they envy those you open your heart to. What Do People Envy About You?
You Have Low Self Esteem 0% of the Time
Which can be translated to mean, you have high self-esteem and a healthy sense of self worth.
You believe in yourself, and you know how to be the real you. You love yourself, imperfections and all. How is Your Self Esteem?
You Are Ready to Get Married
You've done more than dream about the dress and the honeymoon
In fact, you spend a good deal of your time thinking about what makes a relationship work
And from your answers, it looks like you have the skills to say "I Do" and mean it
You've dated enough, learned your fair share, and you're ready to settle down. Are You Ready To Get Married?

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I'd like to meet:

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You Are The Lovers
You represent ideal love: innocence, trust, exhilaration and joy.
You demonstrate the harmony of opposites, two sides coming together.
At times, you also represent the struggle between what is right and what is tempting.
Control is an issue for you, especially when you don't know your reasons for choosing something.

Your fortune:

You have an important choice you need to make about love, and it will be a difficult choice to make.
You are likely struggling between the love you crave and the love that is right.
In the end, you will choose what you crave, even if it's bad for you.
Because without what you crave, you will feel empty and incomplete. What Tarot Card Are You?
You Are 60% Open Minded
You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.
Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.
But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.
You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself. How Open Minded Are You? <.. ..> .... .. .. .. ..
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Your Deadly Sins
Wrath: 40%
Greed: 20%
Lust: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Envy: 0%
Gluttony: 0%
Pride: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You will die, after conquering the world as an evil dictator. How Sinful Are You? PimpMySpace PhatPimpClothing.com

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Do you qualify to be the man I need you to be? Will you be able to recognize the things you need to see? Will you be able to understand, that I'm a good woman and in my life I need a good man? Do you qualify?Do you qualify to fertilize my unproduced seeds? Can you fulfill, as I can, all of our needs? Can you put me in my place if you see I am slippin'? Can you talk to me, wholeheartedly, not constantly trippin?? Do you qualify?Do you qualify to be called all mine? Can you leave the other women and temptations behind? Can you come to me with your problems and not wait until it's too late? Can you stand up and admit if you made a mistake? Do you qualify?Do you qualify to be the honest ebony man I would want you to be? Would you be able to look me in my eyes and admit your feelings to me? Could you take me in your arms and make love to me all night long? Can you be sensitive and still be strong?Do you qualify?Do you qualify to be my friend as well as my lover? Can you put our love before any other? Can you cherish me as if I were Diamonds & Gold? Can you make me feel like I'm the last woman you'll ever hold? Do you qualify?Do you qualify to be called a good man? If I have doubts can you reassure me and understand? Can your love intoxicate me as if I were High? To be in my life, I need to know,DO YOU QUALIFY? ************************************************The Brother's Response:You ask, do I qualify. Can I fulfill your needs and become the man you need me to be? My sister, are you prepared for what you've asked for? Can you handle the responsibility?Can you accept that, by GOD, I am the chosen one, the authority, the comforter, and the head? Will you submit and willingly follow my path? Or will you fight with me instead?If I am your King, will you treat me as such? Will I get the best of your beauty and poise? Or will I be subjected to an appearance neglected, and checked with some serious noise? When I talk, will you listen? I mean whole heartedly and feel me? Or will you rush me just to make your point too? Can I be the man at all times? Even when it hurts? Or is it just when it's convenient for you?Can you love me for me, and not who you wish I could be? Will you see the strong Black Man within? Or will you always remind me of the all the past brothers behind me and make me pay for their sins?If I don't send you flowers the day your co-worker received some, will you know that I love you still? Or will my good name be uttered along with those other doggish brothers? Will you question if my commitment is real?Will you be patient and teach me to understand you, and allow my knowledge of your needs to grow? Or will you shut me out when I ask, Baby what's wrong? Or will you respond with, "Well a REAL man would know!"When we first met, what was it that caught your eye? Was it my mind, my heart, my personality? Or was it my suit, or my job, or do you love what I drive, instead of what's driving me?Yes I can, and I will, make love to you from midnight to the dawning of the sun. But, if I tell you I'm tired, will you trust I'm sincere or believe that there must be another one? My sister, I love you and my heart can be yours. No woman could lead me astray. But like you, I have needs, so I beg of you, please, in this love thang meet me half way.In life's tough times I'll hold you, in the rough times I'll mold you; your simplest wish will be my command. My life is yours if need be. Yes you can fully bleed me, and when hell comes, in your place, I'll stand.A good relationship is a powerful institution that must be built on a foundation of two. So to answer your question, YES sister, I do qualify.Now, more importantly...do you?
Your Birth Month is October
You are a natural leader who is able to stand up when no one else can.
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Your Birth Month is October
trong and powerful, you tend to overshadow those around you.

Your soul reflects: Gratitude, comfort, and true love

Your gemstone: Tourmaline

Your flower: Cosmos

Your colors: White and yellow What Does Your Birth Month Mean?
You Are a Fierce Femme
You have a wild side, and you aren't afraid to bring it out when the time is right.
But you also know when to hang back and keep your "crazy chick" persona in check.
In fact, some of your friends may be surprised to find out how far you can take it...
You may look mild mannered, but it's all an act! How Daring Are You?

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You are 60% Libra
How Libra Are You?
Your Dating Purity Score: 31%
You are an experienced dater.
You've dated around enough to know what you want in a relationship.
And you've got the dating skills to get exactly what you want! Dating Purity Test

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I'M MISSING U

I HAD A FRIEND THAT I GREW UP WITH AND HER NAME WAS ANGELA. I KNEW HER SINCE SHE WAS 5 AND I WAS 7. WELL SHE DIED A HORRIBLE DEATH ON JULY 13, 2006 AND WE BURIED HER ON THE 28TH. HER MOTHER FOUND HER ...
Posted by SEXILICIOUS IS IN THE MOTHER FUCKIN HOUSE on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 10:09:00 PST

DUTIES OF A WIFE!!!!

Duties of a WifeThree men were sitting together bragging about how they had giventheir new wives duties.The 1st man had married an Asian woman helle tysonand bragged that he had told his wife she was ...
Posted by SEXILICIOUS IS IN THE MOTHER FUCKIN HOUSE on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 09:09:00 PST

FROM EXTASY TO ME!!!! SO SWEET!!!!

Your like a lovely rose with petals so soft with a scent so sweet and light that it takes me into a flight So beautiful a flower With colors shining bright. The thorns, so sharp upon the stem, That sh...
Posted by SEXILICIOUS IS IN THE MOTHER FUCKIN HOUSE on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 09:03:00 PST

A STRONG BLACK QUEEN : FOR ME , BY EXTASY

You were Born to be a queen And to settle for nothing in between To walk up right and head strong Determine to be the best you can be To stand proud and strong That you are A Strong Black Queen No sha...
Posted by SEXILICIOUS IS IN THE MOTHER FUCKIN HOUSE on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 04:00:00 PST

IF U HATE RACISM, READ THIS!!!!!

: THE WHITE MAN SAID "COLORED PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED HERE." THE BLACK MAN TURNED AROUND AND STOOD UP. HE THEN SAID "LISTEN SIR... WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK." "WHEN I GREW UP, I WAS BLACK." "WHEN I'M...
Posted by SEXILICIOUS IS IN THE MOTHER FUCKIN HOUSE on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 01:13:00 PST

I WANT THIS GUY!!!!!

I'd Do This For Her. Most Guys Don't Do This ; But Girls Want Them ToLeave her cute text messages.Kiss her in front of your friends.Trust her over everyone else.Tell her she looks beautiful.Look her i...
Posted by SEXILICIOUS IS IN THE MOTHER FUCKIN HOUSE on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 11:00:00 PST

WOMEN WANT TO KNOW

Girls love to know that they're cared for. Call her just to talk, or call because you miss her. Girls love that stuff. Also, heres a major tip, when a girl is getting over emotional and crying and you...
Posted by SEXILICIOUS IS IN THE MOTHER FUCKIN HOUSE on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 10:09:00 PST

IF A MAN WANTS U!!!!

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from h...
Posted by SEXILICIOUS IS IN THE MOTHER FUCKIN HOUSE on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 01:36:00 PST

POEM FROM A SISTA AND THE BROTHERS RESPONSE

Do you qualify to be the man I need you to be?Will you be able to recognize the things youneed to see? Will you be able to understand, thatI'm a good woman and in my life I need a good man?Do you qual...
Posted by SEXILICIOUS IS IN THE MOTHER FUCKIN HOUSE on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 11:56:00 PST

DO U WANT TO BE HAPPY????

1. Make up your mind to be happy. Learn to find pleasure in simple things. 2. Make the best of your circumstances. No one has everything, and everyone has something of sorrow intermingled with gladnes...
Posted by SEXILICIOUS IS IN THE MOTHER FUCKIN HOUSE on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 05:20:00 PST