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Astraphobic

Phones are for assholes

About Me

Im a bum, who makes his own webcomic Im a pretty happy go lucky kinda guy. Very mellow for the most part. If I didnt have a car, I would die, shallow but true. Im an artist, and I dont like Modern art. Throwing some plastic cups on a table with a duck does not make you an artist. Maybe Mentally challenged, but not an artist. If I could burn down A&F I would. No trendy cargo's for me. I dont tweeze, for the love of god, put the tweezers away, leave your eyebrows alone. They're not meant to be perfect. I dont really like theater (thought some broadway shows kick ass... Cabaret for instance.), or clubbing. Not really that type of guy. Im more of the sit at home and make fun of movies with my friends type of homo. I like to make outrageous statements. Random road trips and talking loudly about dirty things in family restaurants are the norm. Got a nice set of close friends.
You Have A Type B Personality
You're as laid back as they come...
Your baseline mood is calm and level headed
Creativity and philosophy tend to be your forte
Like a natural sedative, you have a soothing effect on people
Friends and family often turn to you first with their problems
You have the personality to be a spiritual or psychological guru Do You Have a Type A Personality?
Your Birthdate: December 12
You're a dynamic, charismatic person who's possibly headed for fame.
You tend to charm strangers easily. And you usually can get what you want from them.
Verbally talented, you tend to persuade people with your speaking and writing.
You are affectionate and loving, but it's hard for you to commit to any one relationship.
Your strength: Your charm
Your weakness: Your extreme manipulation tactics
Your power color: Indigo
Your power symbol: Four leaf clover
Your power month: December What Does Your Birth Date Mean? Jordan --
[noun]:
A person who laughs at anything (even this entry)
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Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||||||||| 42%
Schizoid |||||||||||| 42%
Schizotypal |||||| 26%
Antisocial |||||||||||| 50%
Borderline |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||| 22%
Narcissistic |||| 14%
Avoidant |||||| 26%
Dependent |||||||||||| 50%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||| 26% Take Free Personality Disorder Test
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 36%
Stability |||||||||||| 43%
Orderliness |||||| 30%
Accommodation || 10%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||| 23%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||| 16%
Work ethic || 10%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||| 23%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 43%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||| 24%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 43% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You scored as Laugh-a-lot. You are Laugh-a-lot Bear Your favorite thing to do is laugh, and cause others to do the same.

Laugh-a-lot


83%

Champ Bear


67%

Cheer Bear


58%

Bedtime Bear


50%

Harmony Bear


42%

Do-Your-Best Bear


42%

Share Bear


33%

Love-a-lot Bear


33%

Grumpy Bear


33%

Friend Bear


33%

Wish Bear


33%

Funshine Bear


17%

Good Luck Bear


17%

Tenderheart Bear


8%
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Other comic art people. Or simpler arts I suppose, Museums bore me. I always thought the Met would be a great place to play hide and seek, or paintball. Couldnt care less about the bronze statues and suits of armor. Some of the paintings are great, but others are just colors thrown on a canvas. Not my type of thing.Vanessa Vs Fence!

Music:

Mars Volta, Audio Bullys, Mindless Self Indulgence, Queens of the Stone Age, Green Day, No Doubt (Not Gwen and her stupid ass solo career), Ace of Base, (they were awesome leave me alone) Alien Ant Farm, Wheatus, Beck, All Swing music, Gaydad, The Von Bondies, The Strokes, The Vines, Panic! At the Disco, The Donnas, Stellastarr, Weezer, Gorillaz, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Matisyahu, Against Me!

Movies:

Nowhere, anything directed by Gregg Araki. Clueless, Spun, Tank Girl, X2, Crybaby, Go!, Mean Girls, Saved, The Phantom Tollbooth, The Dark Crystal, Return to Oz, Sugar and Spice, Charlies Angels 1 and 2, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Wild Things, Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers, Robinhood Men in Tights, Jurrasic Park, Jawbreaker, Fight Club, Scary movie 3 (Because of Simon Rex), Johan in Prague, Y tu Mama Tambien, Not another teen movie, Cruel Intentions, Mystery Men, Napolean Dynamite, Cube, The Blair Witch Project 2, Sister Act 2, Dick, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Dont be a menace to south cental while drinking your juice in the hood, Moulin Rouge, Chicago, The Emporers New Groove, Starship Troopers, Josie and the Pussycats, Hackers, Billy Elliot, True Romance, The Mexican, The Frighteners, The Sweetest Thing, Down with Love, Oceans Eleven, Oceans Twelve, Heartbreakers, Mallrats, Party Monster, Office Space.

Television:

QAF, Daria, Sealab, Harvey Birdman, Family Guy, Any of the real world road rules challenges, Degrassi, The Weekenders, MAD TV, The Soup

Heroes:

Heroes, We dont need no stinkin Heroes. How bout Video games. Disgaea, SSX Tricky. SSX3, Every Mario game, including party, and tennis. The Megaman Series, Monster Rancher 2 and 4, Xmen Legends, La Pucelle Tactics, FF Tactics.

My Blog

New Comic!!!!

Another part of Panty-Shot is up and on the interweb. Enjoy.New Panty-Shot Comic
Posted by Astraphobic on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:02:00 PST

Take My Quiz!!!

So after taking Arabia's quiz, I made one of my own. Please take it.http://www03.quizyourfriends.com/takequiz.php?quizname=08 0111205645-696771&&a=08...
Posted by Astraphobic on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 06:04:00 PST

Lazy

The Urban Dictionary had this to say about the word 7. lazy 47 up, 44 down Participating in homosexual acts because it is easier than persuing a relationship with a female. Josh and Patr...
Posted by Astraphobic on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:54:00 PST