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mariskaWTF

Wake up and rage

About Me


"
If Marisa were a drink they would be:
4 parts deadly 4 parts lustful 4 parts seductive
Get Your RECIPE Here!
Do you like LSD?
..
I go by the name "Naked".
Sorry for the inconvenience.-God
Facts about me:
Am a total pervert
Has a crush on beer
Have been living on my own since I was fifteen
Smokes a lot of marijuana
Has three different names; Marisa, Dani, and Naked
Has a lot of mental disabilities
Traveler
Free spirit
Independent
Has a lot of useless knowledge
Likes to hang around with transvestites, train hoppers, hippies, belly dancers, bums, underdogs, social outcasts, etc.
Likes:
Beer
Weed
Raging
Guys
Wrastling
Thrashing
Music
Acid
Roller Derby
Books
Boxing
Traveling
Football
Lacrosse
Dancing
Uncommonly Used Words
Hitting People
Bass Slapping
fUkInG sHiT uP bRah
Dislikes:
Ghamma Hydroxybutyrate
Dependant People
Ignorant People
Dumb People
Barbie
Television
Border Control
Buzz Kills
Money
Food
Material Possessions
Judicial System
G. Bush
Taxes
Explaining to people that I didn’t need high school because I didn’t need to know that the nucleus is in the center of an atom (thank you Maddy)
Please, set me up for execution.
I'm a recipe for violence. Marisa --
[adjective]:
Sexually stunning
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
A little man I used to know, that called himself Cocaine.
Achluophobia- Fear of darkness.
Aeroacrophobia- Fear of open high places.
Aichmophobia- Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Belonephobia- Fear of pins and needles.
Dentophobia- Fear of dentists.
Illyngophobia- Fear of vertigo or feeling dizzy when looking down.
Nosocomephobia- Fear of hospitals.
Odontophobia- Fear of teeth or dental surgery.
Trypanophobia- Fear of injections.
Vaccinophobia- Fear of vaccination.
Dont ever try to reach the highest point of your nirvana if you know it can be interrupted.
If it does get interrupted, you'll feel sick afterwards.
And it will be the equivalent to blue balls.
-Marisa
I'm marisa.
My goal is for everyone in the world to know my name.
And I have alot of medical issues.
AIM.wasabi getsmehot
I cause tsunamis.
Argentina.
Erotic and technosexuall.
GET MARISA LAIDCLICK HERE!WHERE'S MY CACHIMBA?
I don't mean to impose;
But I am the ocean.

My Interests



rain and love
air
nicotine
boxing
pin-up
records
Jesus
alcohol
dancing
singing
piano
suitar
theater
musicals
being a bum

Miss Sammyyy: hey dude do you want to get drunk on friday?
wasabi getsmehot: This coming friday?
Miss Sammyyy: yeah
wasabi getsmehot: Um..Let me think about this for a second.
wasabi getsmehot: Yes.
Miss Sammyyy: lets drink until we throw up
Miss Sammyyy: and then after we throw up
Miss Sammyyy: lets keep drinking
wasabi getsmehot: Yes.
wasabi getsmehot: Wait, what?
wasabi getsmehot: Since when do you drink?
Miss Sammyyy: since when don't I drink?
Miss Sammyyy: i used to get drunk at your house when you were in rehab
wasabi getsmehot: AHAHAHAHA
wasabi getsmehot: OMG
Miss Sammyyy: that should go in your profile
wasabi getsmehot: IT SO IS?
wasabi getsmehot: !*
Miss Sammyyy: good.
Miss Sammyyy: it's true though. and that one time i came to your house with maddy
Miss Sammyyy: and i fell on your stairs
Miss Sammyyy: and woke up your mom
Miss Sammyyy: and she was like MARISA IT'S 3 AM
Miss Sammyyy: and i was like, it's fucking jarassic park in here
Miss Sammyyy: then you made me cereal
wasabi getsmehot: BAHAH.
wasabi getsmehot: Oh god I love you.
Miss Sammyyy: hahha i love you too

I'd like to meet:

Pretty Wonder

Someone interested in:
Urban legends
Tofu
A room mate.
A boyfriend.
A best friend.
A family.
operation
lubrication
desperation
masturbation

Music:

folk and bluegrass
ska;every bit of it.
punk
techno
electronica
tom petty
pink floyd
elvis costello
jazz and blues
simon and garfunkel
Mirwais
The Stranglers
Descendents
Fischerspooner
Incubus
Subhumans
Crass
Dead Kennedys
Buzzcocks
The Adicts
Angry Samoans
The Figgs
The Adverts
Zombeast
Peter and the Test Tube Babies
Operation Ivy
WAX
The Vibrators
The Rapture
Dirty Sanchez
Minutemen
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
The Clash
Circle Jerks
Lou Lou Players
Sharam Jey
Covenant
Punish Yourself
Bad Brains
Oforia
Black Flag
Underworld
MSI
Fear
The Format
Anti-Flag
Agent Orange
Adam and the Ants
The Defects
The Damned
Stiff Little Fingers
T.S.O.L.
Slaughter and the Dogs
The Exploited
The Business
Big Black
Channel 3
The Lurkers
Johnny Thunders
The Verve
Mayday Parade
Wire
7 Seconds
Reagan Youth
The Vibrators
Dead Boys
The Generators
The Dickies

Movies:

blow
waking life
requiem for a dream
rocky horror picture show
snatch
clockwork oragne
boondock saints
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
almost famous
resivoir dogs
SCARFACE
pulp fiction
robin hood
SLC punk
fightclub
the salton sea
crash
grandma's boy

Television:



Books:

So many I cant even think.

Heroes:



My Blog

Shrinking Balls; Bullet Tooth Tony[Snatch]

So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Now, dicks have driv...
Posted by mariskaWTF on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:31:00 PST

operation catatonic

InsecureMake pureEntrpeneurBonjour, de jure Psycotic EroticElectronicRobotic Bleached hairMy despairLove affairElectric chair EuphoricHyperboricSophomoricKovarik ExaltDefaultCobaltHydrosalt Urban deca...
Posted by mariskaWTF on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:33:00 PST

bongwater

Jupiter faded as the first light spread over the western sky. Sitting on the roof, leaning against the brick chimney, I watched the sun creep over the Cascade Mountains. The sky changed channels from ...
Posted by mariskaWTF on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 04:48:00 PST

SLC punk

CapitalismThe Fight: What does it mean and where does it come from? An essay. Homosapiens. A man. He is alone in the universe. A punker. Still a man, he is alone in the universe. But he conne...
Posted by mariskaWTF on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 06:57:00 PST