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Matt

So, I am in the twilight of my youth. Not that I am going to remember.

About Me

This is an on-going soliloquy....I believe if women ran the world, I'd have more free time. My hands get really wrinkled in the shower. I don't understand why illegal immigration isn't illegal. I realize my lawn desperately needs to be mowed. I think there are people who have bastardized the term "Texas Music". I can't seem to get my sideburns even. I dig Jagerbombs. I don't think George Bush hates black people. I prefer to sleep in on Sundays. I always lather and rinse, but never repeat. I believe the song is more sacred than the singer. If there is only one slice of pizza left, you can have it. I think you should plan for your future, but don't be hopelessly distracted by it. I have an aversion to sushi. I think minimalistic manscaping is acceptable. I believe you should always say what you mean and follow through. I think the nape and the sacrum are extremely sexy. I believe if I had it to do all over again, I'd be really, really tired. I believe you should have the courage of your convictions and be your own person but always allow yourself to be affected. I prefer football on tv and baseball at the park. I'm afraid very few people 'get' me. I know its only rock & roll but I like it. I drive too fast and I type too slow. I say the words "Hip", "Cat" and "Groovy" more than is needed. I believe we are here to build and not to destroy. I hate indian-givers. No wait. I take that back. I sleep with the tv on. I will be neither cog nor spring in the marrow sucking machine known as the music industry, which subjugates the masses with juvenile hooks and thinly veiled vocal tricks, hypnotizing them until their artistic tastes are lost to the four corners of the Earth leaving each to follow, unwittingly, the corporate trends like so many lemmings. I know that somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

My Interests

Americana, Folk and Progressive Country music. The possibility of alien life. Golf. The true nature of divine intervention. Buffalo Wings.---------------------------------- I have decided that I can not be friends with anyone who does not think this is hilarious.

I'd like to meet:



Loop & Lil, Brother John Burch, Tempest Storm, Trog, Free-Wheelin' Franklin, Bob Sacameno, Brian Piccolo, John Lee Pettimore, Buford Pusser, Rapid Roy, Kaiser Sosay, Jack Blue, Rainey Kelly Campbell Roalfe Jr., Carlos Zaragoza, The chick who pops up everytime I sign out of MySpace, Nigel Tufnel.

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Music:

Bruce Robison, Jack Ingram, Todd Snider, Idgy Vaughn, Walt Wilkins, The Woods, Brandon Rhyder, Johnny Cash, Jackson Taylor, Radney Foster, John Evans, The Gougers, Willie, Waylon, Townes Van Zandt, Guy Clark, Jim Lauderdale, Ray Wylie Hubbard, Max Stalling, Josh Grider and Rodney Crowell. Plus so many more, but you get the idea.

Movies:

Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, A Clockwork Orange, Matchstick Men and Heartworn Highways.

Television:

Monty Python's Flying Circus, Twilight Zone, Seinfeld, Family Guy, Carnivale and anything Adult Swim.

Books:

Steven Wright, Ken Kesey, Stephen King, Peter Straub, Spalding Gray, David Sedearis.

Heroes:

The hero in us all.