Man, we really need to update. So get on it Linder, cuz I dont know what the heck I'm doing. Yeah, you must really be kicking yourself right now since Drew gave me the password to edit the site. On second thought, I'll try this for once. OK, some of you know Drew right? Well, he's gone. Yep. Left. He went back to OBU or somewhere to get this thing called an "education," so dont expect to hear from him anytime soon. Nick, well, he's... i think he's doing something with missions, I dunno, doesn't sound too important. Linder and I are still around, but I havent seen him in about 6 days so I think he might have accepted Scientology. As for me, I'm going to school to study the application of reniassance fashon trends into modern pop culture. It's quite gripping.
chasingmoriah-Z-
I didn't accept scientologly. I was on a government sanctioned mission to expose the truth about Tom Cruise. That truth was that he is an alien from the planet Yzarc, and he is here to do recon on how to take over Zimbabwe in a violent revolution. My Oprah disguise worked flawlessly and I was about to take the shot while he was jumping on the couch when the orders came to stand down. The government finally realized that a hostile takeover of Zimbabwe didn't really make all that much difference at all. I mean, seriously, it didn't effect much when France got taken over by aliens from the plant yesnap in 1982. No one even noticed! And Zac, you need to get a spell checker almost as bad as you need to get a tuner for your guitar. (buuuuuuuurn) Fashon???
chasing moriah-G-
Well guess what Zac, I am getting an education up here at OBU. Have you heard of an education? No i dont think you have, you big loser. All you're learning to do is suck at guitar. Am i right? Yeah I think I am. By the way, does everyone know that Zac is actually a woman? Nah I'm just joshing with ya. But I think he could pass as a girl. I mean with the long hair and have you ever heard him sceam? Girl alert!!!! But seriously, Zac I'm not trying to bring you down, I'm just trying to give you some tough love, and by tough love I mean that I'm hurling every insult at you that I can think of. Well I could cause much more pain to the poor woma... I mean guy, but there's plenty of time later for that. Peace out everybody.
Chasing Moriah-D-
I hate both of you. Seriously, you both suck. I cut my hair off just to spite you drew. really. and linder... what can be said but 'fashion' ok?
there.
i said it
fashion
man i hate you guys. chasingmoriah-z-
At any rate:
Chasing Moriah was formed out of our love for our savior. Jesus Christ is the One who deserves all of the praise and glory for everything that we do. Our ultimate goal is to spread the message of Him and His love with our music. This music is meant to help those who already have a relationship with Christ worship Him, and to bring those without to Him. This is our mission and our passion.
The name, Chasing Moriah, came about from Genesis chapter 22. Abraham was called to take his one and only son Isaac to the mountains of Moriah and there, give him as a burnt offering. Abraham's hand was stayed by an Angel and Isaac's life was spared. Abraham showed the faithfulness that God was looking for. He was willing to follow God's will no matter where it took him. Even though it meant giving up his treasured son, he was willing.
We are chasing after a faith that is strong enough to take us anywhere that God will lead us. We would love for you to make that journey with us.
If you are in the Wichita Falls area and you are interested in us playing at your church, send an email to [email protected] or just send us a message here. We would love to get something worked out.
HERE'S THE LATEST
We have had several great shows this summer and were are very appreciative of the support that you all have shown for us.We are in the works of getting another show in october that will be a really big deal if it happens. We'll fill you in on the details as they come to us. In order to see that show, you would have to get a pretty good road trip together. That's all we'll say.Presently, we're tossing around the idea of an annual Christian rock/Midieval jousting festival. It would involve a spiked microphone that would double as a masse, and microphone stands for the joust itself. Unfortunately, to keep costs down, we'll have to use riding mowers instead of horses the first year for the joust. We hope that you'll understand. But fear ye not, there will be haggas 'a plenty for all. So get out ye olde chain-mail and get ready to party it up 1320 style!!!!As you might have noticed, our show at the BSM for earlier this summer was cancelled. It was no fault of our own, however. They were simply unable to get the hydraulic powered, levitating, and spinning drum platform up and running. Also, Zac's demand for an amp with dials that went to 11 was deemed impossible. When all of that was added in with Drew's scheduled colonoscopy on that day, it was just doomed from the get go. We do appologize for getting your hopes up.We are also in the planning stages of having a bake sale/slave auction to raise money for our recording efforts. All of the confectionary delights will be prepared by the band chef/band representative to the Russian Consulate in Jakarta, India, Nick White. How it will work will be much like your traditional bake sale/slave auction. Either you are the high bidder for the bundt cake or you become Nick's slave for seven years. Suggested starting bid on the one and only bundt cake available will be in the neighborhood of 1000 dollars. All in attendace will be considered bidders. Happy bidding!That's all for now. We'll keep you posted on any other changes that come about including show dates and times as they are available.
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