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About Me

lila is my favorite potato.
i like things to be simple and happy.
i like edumacation, drinking coffee, not having money, making fun of the president, beards, daaaaaang, old books, bikes, the 90's, wearing dresses, being inappropriate, scaring children, bike rides, and dirty stinkin liberal hippies.
i want to meet someone who is equally as bad at sports as i am. i would also like to meet someone who recognizes how grammatically awkward the previous sentence is.
at the moment, i am enjoying being blatantly, hypocritically, annoyingly seventeen years old. in may, i will be blatantly, hypocritically, annoyingly eighteen years old.
i also really enjoy not understanding math homework.
i'm a nerd:
xenotwuz: Milton, and therefore God, would disagree.
xenotwuz: And so would Voltaire.
xenotwuz: YOU'VE DISGRACED VOLTAIRE!
darriendarrien: voltaire would agree
darriendarrien: he's a cool guy
darriendarrien: milton is an old fart
darriendarrien: who has nothing better to do than to justify the ways of god to men
xenotwuz: Hahah. And Voltaire has nothing better to do than make obvious statements about human nature in a "snarky", "intelligent" way.
darriendarrien: maybe he and that poet could go look at rainbows together
xenotwuz: Hahahahah. Fuuuuck you!
xenotwuz: Milton would hate that shit.
darriendarrien: milton would love that shit
darriendarrien: old fart
xenotwuz: I'd like to see some in-depth research proving that point...
darriendarrien: hah
xenotwuz: There's probably a secret code in Paradise Lost that says "Wordsworth is a ho, and can't write poetry for shit".
darriendarrien: you can only read milton if you're drunk, i think.
xenotwuz: Are you calling me a boozer?
darriendarrien: a little bit, yea.
xenotwuz: Beer's for pussies.
darriendarrien: what do you drink to read then, appletinis?
xenotwuz: Hahahah. No, that would go better with Voltaire. Weak and insubstantial.
darriendarrien: more like subtle and delicious.
xenotwuz: And I'm the boozer?
xenotwuz: Here you are, extolling the virtues of... appletinis. Lame.
darriendarrien: milton goes better with $4-for-a-24-pack horse piss beer
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My Interests

"if you are not prepared to be wrong, you will never come up with anything original."

playing online tetris is one of the most entertaining and beneficial activities known to man. it is also the reason i do not leave my house on the weekends.

apparently, one of my favorite hobbies is breaking cars.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who is willing to give me free music.

my aim is: darriendarrien

Music:

phoenix
metal hearts
massive attack
iron and wine
junior boys
islands
magnetic fields
belle & sebastian
lcd soundsystem
the spinto band
arcade fire
noah harris
anathallo
the wrens
dan deacon
ted leo & the pharmacists
maria taylor
kevin drew
!!!
tapes n tapes
sufjan stevens
feist
azure ray
wolf parade
man man
the show is the rainbow
broken social scene
elanors
voxtrot
cat power
boy least likely to
of montreal
minus the bear
skybox
inspector owl
beck
beirut
girl talk
via audio
band of horses
ac newman
thom yorke
the streets

Movies:

dinotopia / garden state / stand by me / the labyrinth / the exorcist / the notebook / the great gatsby / no country for old men / silence of the lambs, red dragon, hannibal

Television:

scrubs / lost / the daily show / the colbert report / are you afraid of the dark? / what not to wear / grey's anatomy / paranormal state / intervention /

Books:

inferno / catcher in the rye / candide / the stranger / brave new world / the bluest eye / wuthering heights / whale talk / as i lay dying / hamlet /

'"Do you think," said Candide, "that men have always massacred each other, as they do today, that they have always been false, cozening, faithless, ungrateful, thieving, weak, inconsistent, mean-spirited, envious, greedy, drunken, miserly, ambitious, bloody, slanderous, debauched, fanatic, hypocritical, and stupid?"
"Do you think," said Martin, " that hawks have always eaten pigeons when they could find them?"
"Of course I do," said Candide.
"Well," said Martin, "if hawks have always had the same character, why should you suppose that men have changed theirs?"'

Heroes:

sam abel / aaron rose / brandon short / ansel adams / reneke dijkstra / galen schlich /

andrew nooncaster, he fixes all my cars.

My Blog

i occasionally google myself

i love nouns you can use as verbs. i am confident about my knowledge of chapter 13, though there are some parts i am not sure of. for example: finding the cosine of twelve times pi over two. it's eas...
Posted by darrien sommer on Thu, 01 May 2008 03:54:00 PST

update

we're closing on the house tomorrow. we're also adopting a dog. her name is lila and she looks like this:she is a beast.....and she always looks that bored and emotionless. holy shit! prom is $45. who...
Posted by darrien sommer on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:53:00 PST

power dinner:

popsicles and a cheese sandwich.
Posted by darrien sommer on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:07:00 PST

i’m a dick

i am sitting at home on my lunch breakeating a peanut butter sandwich listening to simple plan and all the shitty bands i listened to in 8th gradereminiscing dancin like a foollife is good....
Posted by darrien sommer on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:29:00 PST

ramblings

28 weeks later: too much. could have been a good movie, but they focused too much on the gore rather than the plot. seems like that’s happening a lot in movies lately.the shooting really, really...
Posted by darrien sommer on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:19:00 PST

dubya

i am watching the presidential campaigns and i ate a whole box of girl scout thin mint cookies. i am voting for obama. i like how he talks--it's less of a speech and more of a conversation. i can tell...
Posted by darrien sommer on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 07:21:00 PST

you are undeniable.

are you really?it's march today. did you know that there are only three months until i graduate? i got caught up in life again and started caring too much about things that don't matter. i feel awkwar...
Posted by darrien sommer on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 10:52:00 PST

guns.guns..guns...

i notice that a lot of people who are pro-guns make the argument "guns don't kill people, people kill people." i agree with that.however, i've noticed that many also make the argument, "if i've got a ...
Posted by darrien sommer on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 10:49:00 PST

things for personal use

i need to get my shit together. i am making a schedule of what i need to get done, day by day, for the next week. this is more for personal reference rather than entertainment, i guess. tonight (tues...
Posted by darrien sommer on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:23:00 PST

sad stories, and where i am going this weekend

sad things that happened this week:1. i had to say goodbye to three friends who are graduating/moving away.2. i am pretty sure i did terribly on my chemistry final.3. i haven't taken my advanced algeb...
Posted by darrien sommer on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 04:52:00 PST