I sit on my fat arse day all day smoking myself black and poisening my lungs with the odd bit of caffeine thrown in for good measure. Occasionaly when you can prize me off the sofa then I do tend to run around as if my arse is on fire.
On the days where I'm not letting my butt get any bigger than what it is I work as a professional alternative/fetish model. I've been known to do the odd bit of photography as well.
Described by many as 'The scary one'...I'm a pussycat really, especially if you roll me over and tickle my tummy-just don't ask me to fucking purrr for you!!!
