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Blow It Out Your Monocle!

Ahhh, the plot sickens!

About Me

My presence is like a spin kick to the head...I'm intense.

My Interests

+black and white films +old radio shows +defunct architecture +horror +urban exploration +vocoders +shows +photography +white russians +body mods +reading +wits +smarts +b movies +art

I'd like to meet:

Mike Rowe div

Music:

Lots.

Movies:

Slasher movies.

Television:

Court TV.

Books:

Exquisite Corpse.

Heroes:

Eyedea.

My Blog

Blam!

"You got hit be the thunderbolt, eh? You can't hide the thunderbolt. When it hits you, everybody can see it."...
Posted by Blow It Out Your Monocle! on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 07:20:00 PST

Spring Cleaning!

I'm on a myspace "friend deletion" rampage.Get scared.
Posted by Blow It Out Your Monocle! on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 03:59:00 PST

Here is Your First Subject..............Go!

55 THINGS ABOUT ME (I added one extra):1. ZING!2. I love animals & usually loathe people3. I'm afraid of heights4. I dislike poor grammar & spelling5. I find it obnoxious to tYpE LiKe ThIs6. Black is ...
Posted by Blow It Out Your Monocle! on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:31:00 PST

Well now everyone has done this survey...

So here's Mikes!EIGHT LASTS:8. last kiss: kiss my @$$....or fieval handsome boy kitty7. last beverage: shot of yaeger on the drive to work6. last phone call: i called the bike place to see if i could ...
Posted by Blow It Out Your Monocle! on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 04:03:00 PST

I just about

hate everyone right now.fuckers.
Posted by Blow It Out Your Monocle! on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 06:56:00 PST

Holy Hell, I Did Another Survey...

EIGHT LASTS:8. last kiss: recently :)7. last beverage: diet coke.6. last phone call: my sister.5. last text message: i miss you pal.3. last BUBBLE bath: it's been a while.2. last time you cried: coupl...
Posted by Blow It Out Your Monocle! on Wed, 23 May 2007 05:03:00 PST

New Craigslist Laughs

Rules for living in the apartment above me.Date: 2005-12-07, 2:41AM ESTThanks to the "Bonus Gravity" provided by my landlords, whoever moves in above me will weigh approximately nine times their norm...
Posted by Blow It Out Your Monocle! on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 05:40:00 PST

Expectation...Disappointment

My heart is overflowing with love and anger coiled into onethey take and take,but never get their filli try and try,but fail against my willi wait and wait for that hand to sweep me up,and take me dow...
Posted by Blow It Out Your Monocle! on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 05:35:00 PST

Your Ex-Lover Remains Dead

He drops to his knees says please my love, pleaseI'll kill who you hate...take off that dress, you won't freeze.Release to the sky, look him straight in the eye,and tell him right now, that you wish ...
Posted by Blow It Out Your Monocle! on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 04:53:00 PST

Hey Lurkers, want to learn about me?

50 Things about you1. Height?5'6''2. Have you ever smoked heroin?Are you kidding? Drugs are whack, yo. 3. Do you own a gun?I don't need a gun, I have retard strength. 5. Do you get nervous before "me...
Posted by Blow It Out Your Monocle! on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 05:40:00 PST